As vrea sa faca si cineva un film cu Rahan... Oare cum ar iesi?

Dear Superman

I thought we were friends. Or at least professional colleagues with a healthy respect of each other's powers--and boundaries.

Imagine my shock then when I cracked opened the Hollywood trades Monday morning here at Xavier Mansion, and read that my director--my director--had become your director.

"Supe's on with 'X' Man," Variety said. "Singer Gives Superman 'X'-Ray Vision," the Hollywood Reporter countered.

So, you've stolen Bryan Singer. You know at least when Mystique tries to stab me in the back she jumps up in the air first and does a couple of fancy somersaults so I have time to prepare my claws.

But you--you conniving Kryptonian--you pretend you're all about truth, justice and the American way, when all you're really about is getting back on the big screen anyway, anyhow.

The papers say Singer inked the deal with Warner Bros. on Friday. Variety says he'll probably bring screenwriters Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris along, too.

(Oh, did I say "screenwriters"? I meant "my screenwriters." Mike and Dan helped write X2--maybe you caught that flick while you were busy not getting your stupid movie made.)

With Singer committing to you, the Reporter says his planned Logan's Run remake is now in "a gray zone"--big deal. And Variety says he probably won't have time for X-Men 3--very, very big deal, dude.

Fox has penciled in May 5, 2006, as the release date for X-Men 3. I know you're unfamiliar with the concept, but a release date is WHEN A MOVIE'S SUPPOSED TO COME OUT!

How is my movie supposed to come out without a director? Oh, sure, Fox'll find somebody else. But somebody else won't be Bryan Singer. The man who plotted out and directed our first two movies (combined domestic gross: $372.2 million). The man who recognized a hero with furry sideburns could too be a leading man. The man who knows who Keyser Soze is.

In a way, I don't know why I'm getting all worked up.

So, Bryan's hooking up with you. So, he claims his "interest in [you] dates back many, many years." So, he professes to love the original Richard Donner Superman movie. So, he says, "it is time for [you] to fly again."

So, what?

Superman, you are like the messed-up hot chick who can't keep a guy.

Sure, Bryan's enamored with you--now. At one time, so was McG. So was Brett Ratner. So was Tim Burton. Even Michael Bay was rumored to have given you a look.

Got quite a collection of ex-suitors there, don't you? (Say, do you keep their pictures on a wall in the Fortress of Solitude--maybe next to your Lois Lane shrine?--you nutball stalker.)

Oh, I know, poor Kal-Hell, it's not your fault. It's Warners'. It was the studio that pulled the plug on Burton. It was the studio that wouldn't okay Ratner's choice to play you (then soap star Matthew Bomer). And it was the studio that insisted on shooting in Australia when McG wanted to shoot in New York.

Boo-hoo. Somebody get me a Kleenex.

But what I'll really be bawling about is how people fall for your woe-is-me, I'm-a-cursed-superhero act.

I don't care if BatBale gets more press. I don't care if Halle Berry's Catwoman getup gets more downloads. I don't care if you don't have a locked-in producer, a locked-in star or a locked-in screenplay. We should all be cursed with a $200 million budget and a road-tested comic-book director.

I hear Warners is still going to try to get your tired buns of steel off the ground for a shoot late this year. Might want to renew your Crunch membership, friend. By my tally, you haven't been out of the Barcalounger in 17 years.

Gee, I realize now this letter may be sounding a tad bitter. Forgive me. I was going for really, really bitter.

Give my regards to Bryan. If you ever actually meet him.

[Expletive deleted] you,

Wolverine

P.S.: Superman III sucked.

P.P.S.: Superman IV sucked worse.

As vrea sa faca si cineva un film cu Rahan... Oare cum ar iesi?

Mai fratilor, tot eu trebuie sa va spun?
Rahan 2005

Mai fratilor, tot eu trebuie sa va spun?
Rahan 2005

Pai eu cred ca va iesi ceva misto...
Nu v-a placut Le Pacte des Loups / Fratia Lupilor? A fost regizat tot de Gans...

So, you've stolen Bryan Singer. You know at least when Mystique tries to stab me in the back she jumps up in the air first and does a couple of fancy somersaults so I have time to prepare my claws.

But you--you conniving Kryptonian--you pretend you're all about truth, justice and the American way, when all you're really about is getting back on the big screen anyway, anyhow.

Mai fratilor, tot eu trebuie sa va spun?
Rahan 2005

Nu-mi vine sa cred... they heard my preairs :D ...

Ce zici? Am tupeul sa mai dau si eu un citat si sa scriu ... Mda.. Asa e cu rahan asta... :?

Ma bucur ca ai pus bold si italic pentru ca tu ai inteles gresit... Era o subtilitate la faptul ca ..vorbim aici dis de dimineata si tu dai citate... In fine... ziceam si eu asa... sa fie zis..forget 'bout it

Eu sincer as vrea sa vad Wonder Woman! :oops:

Nu Jay! Ai interpretat gresit. Mie chiar mi-a placut Rahan in copilarie. Sunt mai "mare" acum dar tot o sa-mi placa. Mi-a placut si Spider-Man si nu o sa-mi placa Rahan? Multi nu stiu cine este dar generatia lui Ceaucescu (i want a coffe and a muffin 1st thing in the morning :lol: ) stiu mai multe.
Cand am zis sunt socat, am zis ca nu-mi venea sa cred ca au luat personajul asta sa faca film. Bravo lor!

Rahan cam ca Superman il bate pe Spiderman si e mai smecher decat Batman....

ce e cu rahan asta?? nu am auzit in viata mea de el? spuneti-mi shi mie ce puteri are.... :D :P

I never really cared for Black Cat.

iar Jack Black este

Based on the DC/Vertigo comic book Hellblazer and written by Kevin Brodbin, Mark Bomback and Frank Capello, Constantine tells the story of irreverent supernatural detective John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), who has literally been to hell and back. When Constantine teams up with skeptical policewoman Angela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) to solve the mysterious suicide of her twin sister (also played by Weisz), their investigation takes them through the world of demons and angels that exists just beneath the landscape of contemporary Los Angeles. Caught in a catastrophic series of otherworldy events, the two become inextricably involved and seek to find their own peace at whatever cost.

1. Hellboy - 30 iulie 2004

L-am vazut! Mare tampenie! :D

4. Constantine - 1 aprilie (ziua pacalelilor :) ) 2005

pentru cei care nu stiu prea multe despre Constantine, here's the low down:

An Update I am sending about ILM possibily doing the visual
effects for X-Men 3. The offer has been made, but ILM has not received
any offical news from Fox that there is going to be an X-Men 3. Despite
promises here and there. My sources tell me that the actors have not
been approached about doing a thrid movie. There is no sript for the
movie. And Bryan's story idea for the thrid movie seems to have gone
missing. I don't know what to make of it. However, over at Marvel's
offical web-site, Avi Arad is supposed to be giving a Marvel Movie update o
a special web-cast on July 29. This appears to be the only real solid
news I can give you.

Bey voi atzi ramas in cap cu super-heroes care ii aduca Hollywoodu`, dar atzi uitat de Iron Man sau de Silver Surfer

Shi mai sunt shi altzii..c`mon dudes and dudettes!