din 5 in 5 idei mai cade cate un pian de inteligenta.
la verge du cheval au bout de la coline, cum s-ar traduce...

a piano is falling down the stairs in its loneliness, crying for no one to hear.
alone again.

not alone.get the facts about alcoholism and learn how to cope. Remember, it's not your fault!

oh my dear, it's my fault alright... it's always my fault.

i know what u did last summer...not that bitch!

you do? damn, and i thought up there in the mountains i could masturbate in peace... fuck...

you can't hide from me! i see everything!

i see, i see... where are my glasses.

where's the telescope? (not that one you egocentrist!!!) :D

in the fridge, just where you left it.

neah, not left, make a right at the corner to get to see the eskimos

not the eskimos! they're all drunk and wasted... can't sell any fridge to them...

try with butterflies...

turbovampiregryzzlybellydancer...hahahahahahaha!!! !genial.
do any of you feel russian right about now?
(ale dracului caprioare)

nah, it's more chineze than anything... they have panda-belly-dancers, and stuff...
gotta love the pavlov-effect.

8) why russian?

turbopavlov-effect or turbopanda-b-d :lol:

i'm a saaaad panda

need some vampire turbo bellydancing to cheer you up?

why? can it light a spliff? :D

no..but it can give a hell of a blowjob!