Tararabumbiri
Harababumbiri
Andreea Bibiri
Andersson Bibi
Andersson Roy,
Oy oy oy...!

Transtrav pané cu salatä de amfore sodomizate.

i like to mange le merde
i've got stains in my beard
the merde from the couchon
i'll rape it all night long

:huh: :huh: :huh:

au revoir mes amis.

au reentendre mes parents
au regoûter mes amants
au reodorer mes collègues
au repalper mes connaissances
au reequilibrer mes voisins

a la mierda...

maldito cabron

bajate a la pila

alip alla etajab

agarrando.

ce e ma cu italiana asta, a?.. :?

lost for words.

obviously lost
subtillement trouvé
let him who hath understanding, reckon the number of the beast

Rain in Spain

Stays Mainly in the Plain

She sells

Oh... era sa uit. Cea mai buna bere e CORONA!

she sells sea shells on the sea shore :D

repeat after me: i face the bully at three. repeat.

i'm going to kill myself at three.. :shock:

Pronuntati REPEDE si färä sä vi se-mpulece limba-n gurä:
HE THRUSTS HIS FISTS AGAINST THE POSTS
AND STILL INSISTS HE SEES THE GHOSTS.
(Un premiu pentru cine stie de unde e!)

uh..uh..i know, i know! e din unul dintre cele mai bune filme horror pe care le-am vazut vreodata, si anume: "It"!

give this man a cupie doll

And the prize goes to...
Sméagol-GOLLUM!!!
A copy of the Romanian edition of "IT", ("Orasul bântuIT") NEMIRA 1997, Translated by Mihnea Columbeanu.
Contact me by m.p. or phone to collect!

*rounds of applause*
*chicks screaming "smeagol, do me next" *

:lol: :lol:


r u serious?.. :)

As serious as it gets! The book is HERE, I already pulled it out from the shelf, it's WAITING for you. I wouldn't joke with such stuff!
As I said, phone-call or p.m. (as for "private message", not "dick mine"), for collect!

What happened with: Let's reach 100!? :huh:
Are you all gone? I'm all alone in this univers :(( ?

u are not alone..there is alien life :?

take me to your leader

I come in peace!
Please ignore the RPG and the flare gun. The body armour is just a protection from mosquitos. I appreciate if you didn't make any sudden moves...
Did I tell you that I come in peace?

[aliens shooting everybody]...oh..i'm sorry, i'm sorry...we thought you meant you came in pieces.. :?

That's OK. I brought my reserve parts.

u mean these parts?... :?

No. The 1000 giant battle cruisers will land soon... Oh there they are!

i think you forgot about our trilion mecha-motherships... :shock:

u-k. i got my pepper spray in the backpack right next to my spare underwear

oh s.hit...underwear...RETREAT!!!

This is nothing compare to our used socks...
Told you we came prepared.

get the fuckout of here, you stenching filthy gollums

oh yeah?..oh yeah?...say that to my face p.ussy!

Noooooo! Don't push the RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you sneaky f.ucking russian...get out of my laboratory!

Dee Dee is a sneaky f.ucking russian :huh: ???

Dexter did it....I swear

you swear on what?..

on a fart

Weapons of mass distruction! :hmm:

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A very long dickgagement...

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