i don't wann take a bath naked grany. the girls will laugh at me :P

no shrink for me, thankies..
mamma needs a new pair of shoes for split personality number 23!

ish ok shonny. go bring me shome shoup inshtead

THE SHIZNIT!!!!

she is neet?

does she cook?

well...she can make scrambled eggs..does that count?

SHIZNIT! You know! Un fel de MISTO la americani (mai ales in cartier).

ole ole ole, my sme mistri, ole ole ole

does she cock??? :P

maybe, but not for me
:((

I cock
You cock
He/she cocks
We cock
You cock
They cock

stop killing Judas!

we just stoned him. besides, he's not complaining

...anymore

wes he ever complaining?

wes is a craven

freddy craves

freddy needs serious cock action

so what are you waiting for?

Waiting for me? I'll bring the hummer!

i'll make sure we have enough chop stiks...

chop-sticks-warrior

chop stick dick

CHOOOOOP!!!! OFF GOES ITS HEAD!!!!!!

nice going nightwane. acu' cine curata faianta de sange?

there was a young girt of Baroda,
who built a new kind of pagoda.
the walls of its halls
were hung with the balls
and the tools of the fools that bestrode her :P

now whos cleanin' that now?

the south-american cleaning-lady?

you are, of course

deine mutter mann.

why the hell are you interrupting?

nothing better to do... :D

o sugestie sau un exemplu :
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose dong reached up to the ceiling.
In the electric light socket
He'd put it and rock it -
Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!

WTF is wrong with you?...what's with all these poems?

this bling-bling be phat. in the hizzouse

in the fackhouse

aye bhoy. double own4ge for all da noobs.

da what

boobs man, boobs

tits man, tits :w00t:
I want to see more!

here you are: www.tits.com

8) Up in the club! Next call for alcohol!

i-v league anyone? hehe, pun.

ahhh, alcohool and women... a life of misery

no...a lot of pussy

here kitty kitty kitty

I've got something for you!

it's called: a headshot!

no, it's called milk, ppl

horse milk