@16mm
O sa-ti treaca. Cel putin asa mi s-a intamplat mie. Tin minte si acum cum ceream cu veneratie dict. Larousse de Cinema la sala de lectura a unui micutz orasel de provincie, cum am asistat la messa numita "Odiseea Spatiala 2001" chiar cu o zi inainte de a pleca la facultate, in orasul in care chiar se programau filme de Tarkovski, Fellini, Bunuel. Imi aduc aminte cum imi consideram toti colegii de facultate niste prosti pentru ca vorbeau doar despre Scary Movie, in timp ce eu ma delectam cu filmele lui Orson Welles. Cum necum lucrurile s-au schimbat, am ajuns sa cred ca ceea au facut fratii Wayans e mai interesant decat multe din filmele lui Welles (poate cu exceptia Ambersonilor), si sa apreciez mult mai mult filmele "politiste" ale lui Seijun Suzuki decat alegoriile lui Antonioni.

@benny

Pozitivistule!

Ceea ce duce cu gandul la urmatoarele:

A spune ca exista o ordine (cronologica sau oricare alta) in care ar trebui abordata cinematografia este o tampenie.

Gusturile se diversifica pana si prin simpla actiune a timpului. De aceea, afirmatii gen 'trebuie', 'nu merita', 'e prost' ar trebui regandite. Orice afirmatie agresiva care nu poate fi argumentata decat prin preferinte personale merita doar "So fucking what?" ca raspuns.

Orice incercare de a porni impotriva propriilor gusturi (ale momentului, desigur) este doar un stres stupid, provenit din complexe necunoscute, si care nu va avea rezultate pozitive.

16mm cauta doar o aripa dominanta sub care sa se poata refugia, si o groaza de frustrati se dau in stamba. au prins ocazia, gasira o fetita mai frustrata ca ei.

Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Ma fascineaza efectul pe care il poate avea asupra mintii masculine..."luxe" in legatura cu o femeie.

Any woman who does use it should get a terrible spanking.

Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

PS (not pms, mind me). Si pe mine ma fascineaza efectul pe care il poate avea un avatar cu o femeie asupra unei minti luxate de june.

go figure. makes the young man joke...sheeeet.

dar sa vezi ce efect au citatele repetitive. end of conversation. really, that's the effect.

Nu, coite (clasice). Efectu e ca ai pus botu' si ai crezut ca sint tipa, si-ai venit sa te coiosesti (era cocosesti?) pre aici.

nick de "tipa", imagine cu o "tipa". buddy...you're a master of subliminal messaging.


and now I'll go and consider myself a social reject because I joke with women.


note to self: guys who assume female personas online are bitter. fuck-ing bitter.

Ce-am invatat din asta? Ca Ambra Blu nu e femeie. Si ca masculii noi se leaga de ea pentru ca e frumoasa in avatar.

Now let's hear about those movies.

Gizass, mr coitus, sorry to interrupt, you lack that magic touch that could make me take you seriously. Will the real classicohones please stand up, please stand up and perform his stand up act properly? Thank you.

what? no Mr. Blonde? no random tarantino quoting?

just a further fall, down the sewers of american "culture". oh look, there's eminem.

"bitter and cute"

No need to get all sparkling (fear not, there won't be any spanking). You've just reached the coke status, never again should you fear the shallowness of tap water.

Speaking of which, I'ma go to sleep. Your precious leaking had a most tremendous soporific effect. When I wake up, maybe I'll find on the pillow next to me the films you've made. I could show you mine, then.

It's a wrap.

No baby it's not a wrap. It's a sexually confused kid, challenging my intellect in ways that...well, I just hope the rest of this forum sees what I'm seeing.

Obviously, daddy didn't love you.

Lolz. Now you're turning sour, my friend? Captatio benevolentiae? Let the forum see what I see? He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her? Ya know, it would be better if you just let the Anatomy Board decide which sort of ass you could be unless you run the risk of becoming an ass of sorts. Now that I've offered you a Christian story, could you please turn the other cheek? Thank you.

PS: I cannot help it. :P In your own words, what were the films you made about, I couldn't get it the first time. :((

Cojones dixit:

Credeam ce "preferintele personale" reprezinta insasi esenta "cinefiliei" (poti sa-i spui si "dragoste de filme", WTF, n'est ce pas?). Mai e un pic si-mi ceri sa-l bag si pe Frege in ecuatie ca sa-ti explic de ce cred ca Shintaro Katsu e genial. Liciteaza cineva cu Wittgenstein?
Si da, sunt frustrat. Si cu Cojones suntem doi.

An ass of sorts. I like that, sounds sexual.

However, "what were the films you made about" doesn't even have the sexuality excuse. It's just bad english.

Still, bad english might be above eminem, so there's a chance that you have actually gone up a notch between posts. None of us could have hoped for more.

In discursul anumitor persoane de aici, preferintele personale au tendinta de a coincide cu pusul pumnului in gura , ceea ce suna destul de mult a "nu-mi inteleg preferintele personale, deci nu pot argumenta".

Btw, nu ma refeream la tine, nici in primul post nici acum.

Lolz x 2. My bad. Odd word order. As for the rest, mihai_t deftly put it. Check out his last paragraph. But, beware, this shouldn't keep you from indulging yourself in counting the hairs on my ass.

However, what about the films you've made? 'cuz I sort of got this feeling you're beating around the bush. Oh, hell, yes, that bush.

PS: ag.ro, huh.

Haven't made any dear. Except for that one, but that was just acting. I had to act "mean and muscular". Go figure, that day making movies was easy as one two three.

Still, I can understand creation. And I can laugh at frustrated people.

And no, I'm not one. Just mean and amused.


Btw, the "beating around the bush" really does have "funny" potential. Only that here it was terribly misplaced.

Nu mai poate omu' nici sä doarmä pe lumea asta!
O DATA am bägat si eu cornu-n pernä opt ore cap-coadä, si când vin, ce väd? Särirä topicu' din tâtâni, si mai multe nu!
Ce-mi fäcusi, fata tatii cea de saispce milimetri? Trimisesi trei Boeing-uri numite "dupä" în W.T.C.-u' CineMagiei?
O vreme, am spicuit de prin mesaje cä sä räspund si coló, si dincoló, si dincoló... Da-i peste putintä. Asa cä voi conchide... (ups - voi "CONCLUZIONA", cum e acum trendy sä sä zicä!) cu citatul meu favorit (din cele de mai sus):


Adevär gräiesc vouä: cinsteste pe trambulinul si pe trambulina ta, cäci cei ce vor da gres amarnic au s-o trambulineze!
A doua carte a Olimpiadelor, 20:06

Motto: he who gets out at an earlier station is called coitus interruptus.

Apart from having a part in a hardcore bluey, I cannot think of any other acts one 'mean & muscular' dummy could perform in a film. But, what the hell, I take it as your attempt at self-irony.


Besides, you're so bad at being bad. You should put in a greater amount of effort. Altfel, esti ca un maxilar cu dinti de lapte care incearca sa ajunga la substanta aia despre care se zice ca este bogata in calciu. Cum to think of it, s-ar putea sa fi fost mai rapid decit cred eu, si sa fi ajuns deja acolo: ma uit numai cum ti s-au osificat glumitele, in aceeasi nota hai-sa-te-invat-engleza. Si, nu, beating around the bush este atit de wonderfully put (si propriu, si figurat, my dearest, ask Pitbull, he's a well-known translator) incit simt nevoia sa o repet, mai putin suculenta, usor imperativa, dureros de adevarata: begone in the woods, hide in the bushes. Come back a thousand movies later.

oh no. I have met a director. A female director with a thousand movies under her belt.


Regards, The Strangely Unashamed.

what fun.

si io filmam in timpul asta :(

Nay, there's something else dangling down my belly and I cannot do a thing to help you have a better understanding of it. As for your attempt at banter, I heard it all before and I could say it's anything but. Polish your skills if you really believe in the old sayin': "I have no words, my voice is in my sword". Otherwise, what can I say: to me you're more of a prick than a kick.

Mai cresti, puta. Mai vascularizeaza-te, cojones. And now it really is a wrap. You been measured and found not worthy.

Nu zayets, nu pogodi! :D

oh cojonica, you're a natural at this one.
keep up the good work boys.

...s-a mai sparcait un topic...ce (ambra)mbureala (cojon)ica!!!

That's a fu cking wrap.

mda. inchidem cortul circului?! cam tot atat de mare ca orgoliul palpitand al unei anumite persoane. nevermind. scuze pt eventuale provocari inutile. 't was never my intention, on the contrary.

you heartless little thing. you just deleted all that. that's 10 minutes worth of my ego you just ruined.

Tipul asta (coitze) are o poveste foarte, foarte trista. O dau mai incolo ...

I must say I can't wait to hear about myself. Do you think it'll be done in a couple of hours?

Trist