si aici e frig - poate raceste la vagin ...

si il raceste si pe Dick

il rapeshte shi pe dick

and this is the Delta Iota Kappa way ... :lol:

:lol: - :w00t:

DIK - DFUTA
da fuck u takin about

about D...I...K

about D I K ... about Mr Johnson
:lol:

Mr Johnson's PH

also the tallywacker

and the jaywalker

the motherfucker

the motherfucker - notorious

son of a bitch :huh:

this one?
http://www.gsp.ro/index.php?c=1&a=34042

Ce tare e lada aia :lol:
Nu , nu aia , e vorba de un jegos de pe aici ...

pacat de cal :D

:lol: :lol: hahaha!! criminale pozele! :lol: ar fi dur sa-si faca calul treaba in masina! :sick: :lol:

banc de banc
 

banc de 5000 de puncte :
Badea Gheorghe, jerpelit, facea autostopu. Vine o super masina, opreste
si-l intreaba:
- Unde mergi bade?
- La Bucuresti, raspunde badea.
- Si crezi ca te ia cineva imbracat asa jerpelit?
- Ma gandeam ca pentru 200 de dolari, m-o lua si pe mine cineva...
- Doua sute de dolari (isi spuse ala in gand)? Suie!
Urca mosu in masina, la un moment dat soferul isi aprinde un trabuc.
Mosu care statea ca bosu in spate zice:
- Nu te supara, daca-ti dau 500 de dolari imi dai si mie un trabuc?
Soferul fericit, ii intinde un trabuc.
Dupa un timp mosu ii zice:
- Auzi, da daca-ti dau o mie de dolari imi faci un sex oral?
Trage ala metzanu' pe dreapta , se gandeste (evident ala avea banu' maracine ..dar de ..cu cat ai, cu atat vrei mai mult ..alea-alea..) in fine ..se decide si executa lucrarea.
Mosu relaxat, dupa o jumatate de ora zice...
Baiete, nu stiu ce-o sa ma fac, ca neam de neamu meu n-a avut atatea
datorii cate am eu la tine!!!

a joke

a joke - not very funny

make room for fanny

no rooms left... all booked out

out of the blue

http://www.livejournal.com/community...rt/347374.html

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dude that was sick... :sick:

:shock:
well, that was useful...

Perversule ! Si eu care credeam .... :((

Pacat de ea, ai irosit-o aici ! :x

i'm afraid this goes beyond perversity ... this is puss, filth, puke ... it's madness i tell you! :shock:

Te-a atins? Si pe mine. Incearca "Acolo unde se avanta vulturii". Aia m-a urmarit un timp.

M-a atins de am vazut poza shi am simtzit un trmurici acolo jos.
Cred k deja's stigmatizat! :shock:

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! :sick:

guess what, i love me too....

poor Dick...nobody loved him

that's not funny anymore...

a senseless beheading is never funny

there u go!
& there goes my pleasant sleep at night ... :sick:

severed dreams :D

oh yeah!
that image will haunt my dreams forever and all eternity!

poor Dick...he ain't gonna catch no eternity :((

:sick:
bagami-as capu...

now i'll have nightmares and the kind...
:((

but why? dick was only striff ...he needed someone to clip him.

i hope you'll have nightmares and not nightwanes ;)

no one wants to have nightwanes, no worries.

well...aren't we a bitch? :P

yes, we are, we are...

i know i am but what are you?

Mata vrei mazare?

nu, fasole...

hehehe...
"mata vrei mazare"...gotta love that.

potatoes