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Originally Posted by obvious:
meaning, daca merita filmate... ceva, scurt-metraje de genu asta... (ya know, have to at some point.... soon) |
Originally Posted by Pitbull:
oricum, amicei cãreia i-am dat linkul i-a luat 7 minute sã-ºi dea seama ºi sã-mi explice pe loc, dupã ce la 4 minute îmi zisese 'what the fuck?'. |
right-o...pai da.DA! hehe.... 8)
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HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?
> One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an > increase in his salary!! > Dear Bo$$ > > In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you > $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much > $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will > gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. > > > Your$ $incerely, > > Norman $oh > > The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: > > > Dear NOrman, > I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has > changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably > well > as yet. > NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt > sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the > NOvember > presidential elections things may turn bad. > I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. > Yours truly, > Manager |
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Cica vine sarbatoarea aia misto, SF Valentin.Daca va bucurati ca si mine, check this out
http://www.meish.org/vd/ |
Originally Posted by Pitbull:
la mai multe mesaje, maestre... berea se serveste eventual cel mai devreme de pasti, sau pe-aici anytime :D wilkommen :happy: |
from the daily helpdesk work...
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... ****** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ." Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on my desk... Sorry... ****** Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ****** Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates darn it! ****** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it... ****** Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you. ****** Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. ****** Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: Okay. Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes. Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work! ****** Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ****** A customer couldn't get on the Internet: Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ****** Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ****** Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! ******* Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? |
www.jodi.org
wwwwwwwww.jodi.org asdfg.jodi.org 404.jodi.org 7061.jodi.org oss.jodi.org map.jodi.org sod.jodi.org a se vedea si view source;) |
http://asciiomatic.bonvga.net/
mai era un site cu clipuri din filme in asciii - printre care si scena treptelor din potemkin, da nu-l mai gasesc :(( |
S-a ales guvernul japonez ! Guvernul reprezinta o coalitie formata din 3 partide politice: -KOYOSHI -WAKARI -FUTUTSHI cu urmatoarea componenta:
Prim Ministru MAFUTURA KUTOTSI Ministru de razboi NAKOTORU KAOSU Ministru apararii TUKUSULA MAOMORI Ministru de interne FUTUSGURA TASHAMATI Prim adj. Dept. Moravuri HOKUTATA YAKUBOTU Secretar de Stat NABAG0 SHINDOSU Ministru de Externe NAWAKURU SHIKUTOTU Secretar de stat ODAGATA KUBAROSU Ministrul Finantelor YASUTASHI NAONOCHI Prim adjunct YOKUSUTA TAMAPISHI |
ai uitat de ministrul culturii: MICUTSO CEKURAI
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Din Ciclu " Fraþii lor sunt mai imbecili decât ai noºtrii"
Sper ca saracul little brother s-o fi rãzbunat pânã acu...in a way http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...kKGxaol4qws%A8 |
Jurnalul unui taliban
Luni: Mã bligdizezg. Marti: A venid bãiadu vecinului la mine în gurde, mi-a vurad o vagã ji mi-a omorâd gãdzelu. Miercuri: Am omorâd eu bãiadu. Joi: A venid dadãl bãiadului la mine gu doadã vamilia ji gu doade rudele zã mã omoare. Vineri: I-am omorâd eu be dodzi. Sâmbãtã:* S-a adunad dod zadul în vadza gazei mele zã mã izgoneazgã din zad. Duminicã: Am omorâd eu dod zadul. Luni: Iar mã bligdizezg... |
Fight Club Remake: http://www.twitchfilm.net/archives/004962.html
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inca una geniala pentru toti boii care se apuca sa posteze la random:
http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou |
It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little
Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came. http://astroguy.org/outpost/teacher7.htm |
Originally Posted by Bulumulu:
:D |
Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda.
Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... ma i important este sa ai telefonul celui care stie. Este bine sa lasi bautura ... insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o. Inteligenta ma urmareste ... dar eu sunt mai rapid. Fugi de tentatii ... dar incet, sa te poata ajunge. A studia inseamna a te indoi de inteligenta colegului de birou. Alcoolul omoara incet incet ... nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc. Exista doua cuvinte care i ti deschid multe usi ... trage si impinge. |
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