Replici memorabile - din... filme în general! [Archive]

E.Floares

20 Sep 2008, 15:38

"I'm a guy with simple tastes, i enjoy dynamite, gunpowder, and GASOLYNE..."

"It's a funny world we leave in, btw you know how i got these scars?"
apoi Batman zice: "No, but i know how you've got these" si trage cu chestiile alea de la mana, bla bla bla, cade Jokerul, Batman il prinde, iar Jokerul spune: "You, you just couldn't let me go, could you? [...] and i won't kill you because...you're just to much fun (iar aici a pronuntat "fun" cu accentul ala de australian,genial!), i think you and i are destined to do this forever..."

"Do i really look like a guy with a plan? You know what i am? I'm a dog chasing cars, i wouldn't know what to do with it, if i caught it."

"Whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...stranger" (replica asta o am printata pe un tricou :D)

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are...tonight's entertainment."

Replica cand e Jokerul in camionul pe care il conduce ca un nebun: "I love this job...haHahA!"

"When the chips are down... these...these civilized people, they'll eat each other."

Imi mai aduc aminte si revin.

:)

redmen

20 Sep 2008, 18:02

Continui eu cu favoritul meu "Goodfellas"

How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

My God! You look like a gangster.

Pelicula

20 Sep 2008, 18:20

Luati de-aici o carutza de replici memorabile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_K9iyRw15c

films4all

20 Sep 2008, 19:23

Pai.. ºtiam si noi de likul ãsta ºi cã mai sunt ºi altele insa noi scriem aici doar replicile pe pe care le ºtim din tinereþi.

Pelicula

20 Sep 2008, 19:30

Tineretile cui? Ca eu sunt tanar.

redmen

20 Sep 2008, 20:31

Ideea era ca fiecare sa posteze replicile care i`au placut dintr`un anumit film.Nu sa postam linkuri.

Pelicula

20 Sep 2008, 20:34

Da, dar nu stiu s-o scriu. E aia in care se prezinta (sunt colonelul Jessup...) E bestial cum o spune.

films4all

20 Sep 2008, 20:51

(sters)

Pelicula

20 Sep 2008, 20:52

Era sa zic io o replica din filme acuma... :w00t: Aia care se foloseste in toate filmele. :oops:

films4all

20 Sep 2008, 20:53

Da.. e trist cã se foloseºte in toate filmele pe care le adori tu!

films4all

20 Sep 2008, 20:57

"E.T. phone home!" - E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

redmen

21 Sep 2008, 00:25

"Duck Soup"

- If you're found, you're lost!
- Oh, you crazy. How can I be lost if I'm found?

- Chicolini, when were you born?
- I don't remember. I was just a little baby.

- Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.

- Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

- I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

gabonne1

21 Sep 2008, 14:01

Scena din "Airplane ! " :

"Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who? "

Pitbull

21 Sep 2008, 14:09

COMICUS: - Jesus! :hmm:
JESUS: - What? :)
COMICUS: - What "what"? :huh:
JESUS: - What "Jesus"? :?
COMICUS: - Jesus!!! :hmm: :((
JESUS: - What??? :huh: :?
COMICUS: - What "what"??? :huh: :w00t:
JESUS: - What "Jesus"??? :?:shock:

(Ghici de unde-i...? ;) )

gabonne1

21 Sep 2008, 14:15

"history of the world part 1"

i :love: mel brooks

Pelicula

21 Sep 2008, 19:09

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn! (din 101 Dalmatieni)

Se7en

21 Sep 2008, 19:17

"I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude"
-Tropic Thunder

films4all

22 Sep 2008, 00:37

"... o bucatã de humã (...), care nici frumos pân' la 20 de ani, nici cuminte pân' la 30 si nici bogat pân' la 40 nu m-am facut..."
Ion Creangã (Dorel Visan) "Un Bulgãre de Humã"

Pelicula

22 Sep 2008, 00:48

"Luke, I AM your father! (The Empire Strikes Back)

Pitbull

22 Sep 2008, 03:57

Ce-si zic un fan "Star Wars" si un fan "Gone With the Wind" când se întâlnesc?

- "I'm yoh faddah!" :x
- "Frankly, I don't give a damn" :hmm:

(Collins, 2003)

Pelicula

22 Sep 2008, 04:39

Frankly, Rhett, use the force!!! :shock: :(( :w00t: :oops:

M0n0

22 Sep 2008, 10:37

Airplane!
"Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

"Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. "

"Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!
Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?
Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres... "

redmen

22 Sep 2008, 12:03

"Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. "

Ma prapadesc de ras de fiecare data cand il aud pe Leslie Nielsen dand replica aia :lol:

gabonne1

22 Sep 2008, 20:18

"Top secret" :

"Martin: Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."

"Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie. "

Cinemania

23 Sep 2008, 13:11

Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Nowhere... 'cause there's no one like you left.

Carol Malone - Body Snatchers

films4all

23 Sep 2008, 14:35

"It's alive! It's alive!" - "Frankenstein"

Now, stay wih us Cinemania, stay with us!

victor

23 Sep 2008, 14:46

Bananas - R :Woody Allen 1971, mult inainte sa apara CNN.....

Comentator : Good afternoon. Wide World of Sports is in the little republic of San Marcos where we're going to bring you a live, on the spot assassination. They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country and replace him with a military dictatorship. And everybody is about as excited and tense as can be. The weather on this Sunday afternoon is perfect; and if you've just joined us, we've seen a series of colorful riots that started with the traditional bombing of the American embassy - a ritual as old as the city itself.

Mellish : Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?

Si cea mai adorabila parte :

- Any word on where we're heading?
- l hear it's San Marcos.
- For or against the government?
- ClA's not taking any chances Some of us are for it and some of us
are gonna be against it.

redmen

23 Sep 2008, 23:59

- Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. (Wizard of Oz)

- Get away from her, you bitch! (Aliens)

- Hello,Clarice. (Silence of the lambs)

redmen

24 Sep 2008, 00:27

"Police Squad" serialul (mai putin cunoscut) dinaintea filmului "Naked Gun" cu Leslie Nielsen in rolul lui Frank Drebin.

- We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.

- Sorry, Bobby. No sax before a fight.

- Piece of cake, Lieutenant.
- No thanks,i just ate.

- Married, one child. That didn't work out, so he married a grown woman.

Pelicula

24 Sep 2008, 03:29

-I'm Keyser Soze! (The Usual Suspects)

-You're not Superman, you know? (Spiderman I)

-I'm in the dark here! (Scent Of A Woman)

-Did you miss me, punks? (The Mask)

-Nobody's perfect. (Some Like It Hot)

-Carol the waitress, Simon the fag. (As Good As It Gets)

-Wendy, I'm home! (The Shining)

-I have a bad feeling about this. (The Phantom Menace)

-P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney...(Finding Nemo)

-I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. (Manhattan Murder Mistery)

-Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part. (Seven)

Kimble: -I thought you said you didn't care.
Gerard: -I don't. Don't tell anyone, will you? (The Fugitive)

-Doctor — Doctor — Doctor — Doctor. Tell me, how many doctors are there on this planet? (K-Pax)

-May the Schwartz be with you! (Spaceballs)

-No, no, we're straight, just merry. (Men In Tighs)

-Dracula... are you by any chance descended from Vlad Tepeº, the first Dracula? (Dracula: Dead And Loving It)

-Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.. (Monty Phiton: The Meaning Of Life)

-Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. (Dogma)

-Suicidal paranoiacs will say anyhting to get laid. (The Fisher King)

-Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. (Trainspotting)

-Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy. (Meet Joe Black)

-I'm having an old friend for dinner. (The Silence Of The Lambs)

-There is no spoon. (The Matrix)

-I've got a hole in me pocket! (Yellow Submarine)

Mrs. Beauregarde: - What do you use Hair Cream for?
Willy Wonka: -To lock in moisture, haha. (Charlie And The Chocolate Factory)

-Play it again, Sam. (Casablanca)

-Good morning, Dave. (2001 - A Space Odyssey)

redmen

24 Sep 2008, 09:20

Din "Men in Tights" ma amuza intotdeauna replica asta : No ding-ding without a wedding ring!

redmen

02 Oct 2008, 11:25

Ma uit la "Singin in the rain" si ma amuza teribil replica asta :

Lina: Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!
Don Lockwood: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.
Lina: You don't mean that.
Don Lockwood: I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

Cinemania

03 Oct 2008, 09:39

Clive Barker's

Fuck the law. I want meat!

redmen

09 Oct 2008, 12:35

"Scarface"

I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

films4all

10 Oct 2008, 15:04

"Wanted"

"What the fu3k have you done lately?"

films4all

10 Oct 2008, 18:10

"Are you talking to me?"
(Robert De Niro)

Pitbull

10 Oct 2008, 19:11

"You can see now?"
"Yes, I can see now."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpeiPbjDlDs

redmen

11 Oct 2008, 13:26

Ideal ar fi sa pui si titlul filmului din care citezi :)

frusina_gugulan

11 Oct 2008, 16:22

erau din portocala mecanica, dr strangelove si of mice and men.

lucasmodreanu

14 Oct 2008, 11:47

Am gasit un blog cu recomandari din filme si au si o rubrica cu replica din fiecare film pe care-l descriu. Mie mi s-a parut interesant. Daca vreti sa-l vedeti intrati pe www.fotbalsifilme.blogspot.com. E super fain. Eu intru zilnic pentru ca mereu apare ceva nou

redmen

14 Oct 2008, 13:04

Eat cheese and die spammer !

vave

14 Oct 2008, 14:47

Merge dacã pun ºi din seriale?

Veronica Mars

"Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it’s still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you’re like me, you just keep chasing the storm."

"Love is an investment. Information is insurance. With someone whose heart has already been crushed, I say you can't be too careful."

"So this is how it is. The innocent suffer. The guilty go free. And truth and fiction are pretty much interchangeable. There is neither a Santa Claus nor an Easter Bunny, and there are no angels watching over us. Things just happen for no reason. And nothing makes any sense."

saulica

14 Oct 2008, 21:13

Plecand de la topicul cu replicile din filmele romanesti m`am hotarat sa deschid acest topic pentru a se putea posta aici replici care v`au placut din orice film vazut.Daca cineva are vreun titlu mai bun pentru topic poate sa il modifice cu ajutorul moderatorilor.
Exact în timp ce Redmen deschidea subiectul paralel - din care am citat mai sus - eu îl splitam pe ästa, de la "Cinematografia româneascä > Replici memorabile". Speak about synchronicity! :w00t:
Numai replici din filme romanesti putem pune? :((
In fine, iata traducerea din Lolita:

[Charlotte jucandu-se cu un pistol]
PROF. HUMBERT: Charlotte, draga, lasa pistolul jos.
CHARLOTTE: Stai linistit dragule, ca nu e incarcat.
PROF. HUMBERT: Asta spun mereu: "nu stiam ca e incarcat".

In engleza suna mai bine:

PROF. HUMBERT: Charlotte, darling, put the gun down.
CHARLOTTE: Don't worry dear, it's not loaded.
PROF. HUMBERT: That's what they always say: "i didn't know it was loaded".

that's what she said :)) replica din the office

vave

14 Oct 2008, 21:34

Ce-si zic un fan "Star Wars" si un fan "Gone With the Wind" când se întâlnesc?

- "I'm yoh faddah!" :x
- "Frankly, I don't give a damn" :hmm:

(Collins, 2003)

Collins ãsta minte odihnitã trebuie sã fi avut.

Pitbull

14 Oct 2008, 22:22

Era pe forumul vechi, în dialog cu Cow, topicul "Decalogul lui Tudor", în timp ce la televizor tocmai se dädea trilogia lui Lucas, editia resapatä. Dacä intri pe forumul arhivat, ai s-o mai gasesti.

vave

16 Oct 2008, 15:23

Filmul din care sunt extrase citatele este unul dintre preferatele mele. A durat mult pânã am reuºit sã aflu numele fimului, Johnny got his gun [1971]. Îl ºtiam din videoclipul "One" Metallica. Anul acesta l-am vãzut ºi într-adevãr unele replici sunt puternice.

"Inside me I'm screaming, nobody pays any attention. If I had arms, I could kill myself. If I had legs, I could run away. If I had a voice, I could talk and be some kind of company for myself. I could yell for help, but nobody would help me."

"Put your arms around me. I need to feel their warmth, to keep the chill of death away."

"I'm like a piece of meat that keeps on living."

films4all

22 Oct 2008, 00:18

"Nu ai nici cea mai mica idee despre ce vorbesc, nu?
Dar.. nu te ingrijora.. o sa intelegi intr-o zi!"
American Beauty- final

blublu

23 Oct 2008, 09:08

Asta la vista,Baby :lol:

vave

23 Oct 2008, 09:15

Asta la vista,Baby :lol:

... totuºi nu era "hasta"??? :?

Pitbull

23 Oct 2008, 13:39

Cred cä se referea la una dintre surorile Nielsen: Asta sau Aia.

Anita

29 Oct 2008, 13:32

Hello, everyone! :)
"That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die" (Kill Bill)
"Your spirit shall forever remain among the humans. You shall age like them, you shall die like them, and all memory of you shall fade in time. And we'll vanish along with it. You will never see us again." (Pan's Labyrinth)
" If we can't make memories, we can't heal." (Memento)
"The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life." (The Last Samurai)
Sper ca de data aceasta nu mai "creez" subiecte - thanks, Pitbull, for the guidance! :)

Pitbull

29 Oct 2008, 15:15

"We are here to serve." :hmm:
(Cred cä si ästa-i un citat de undeva, da' naiba mai stie de unde...)

Anita

29 Oct 2008, 15:28

"We are here to serve"...you? sa fie continuarea?- asa ar suna mai degraba a mesaj prezidential decat a replica.....All the President's Men? :)) just tryin' to guess :)

Pitbull

29 Oct 2008, 15:38

Hmm, posibil... "All the President's Men" e unul dintre filmele mele de suflet - cartea a fost prima pe care m-am încumetat s-o traduc (din purä pasiune). Am reusit un sfert din ea. Aveam doar 18 ani, eram nebun, iubeam si...
...si totusi, nu-mi amintesc dacä e de-acolo.

Anita

30 Oct 2008, 09:26

Daca tot ai mentionat carti de suflet, uite o replica din ecranizarea uneia din multele mele carti de suflet (nu ma pot hotari la una fiindca le iubesc pe toate :))
"What I heard then was the melody of children at play. And I knew that the hopelessly poignant thing was not Lolita's absence from my side, but the absence of her voice from that chorus." (Lolita - director: Adrian Lyne)

blublu

30 Oct 2008, 15:54

Ce destepti avem pe forum.Sa fie cum vreti voi
Hasta la vista desteptilor....

Pitbull

30 Oct 2008, 16:56

Pe cât cä esti off-topic?

Se7en

31 Oct 2008, 09:23

Ce destepti avem pe forum.Sa fie cum vreti voi
Hasta la vista desteptilor....

Ce-i blu, ti-e rusine ca esti pe langa la filmul vietii tale? Asta la vista beibeeeeee!!! :w00t: 8)

Anita

31 Oct 2008, 10:08

Hey, guys, chiar trebuie sa dam replici asa taioase? Let's cut blu some slack! Si daca el tine la parerea lui, let him have it! :) Haideti sa revenim la topic:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments would be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die" (Blade Runner)
"But I being poor have only my dreams. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. I suppose you dream, Preston." (Equilibrium)

Se7en

31 Oct 2008, 10:34

"Are you not entertained?!" (Gladiator)

vave

31 Oct 2008, 10:55

The last samurai

" June 17th, 1876. The dead are with me tonight. They return each time I am obliged to tell their story. I can almost see them in the shadows, their bodies whole and beautiful once more. Sometimes it's as if they call to me in a sweet invitation. 'We are dead' they whisper 'and we are happy. Do not be afraid. You have been dead, too.' "

"Here there is neither past, nor future. Only an oblivion of water."

" - What do you want from me?
- What do you want for yourself?"

" - You were something before you were a soldier. You were a boy who was sad to see the leaves fall and the trees die.
- Like those trees, we are all dying. The future is an illusion, our plans are an illusion, our fears an illusion. We live life in every breath. Eat, drink, fuck. Now. Every cup of tea. Every word we write... every blossom we hold."

"I like to think he may have found at last some small measure of the peace we all seek, but few of us ever find."

Anita

31 Oct 2008, 16:18

"Charlie: Rain Man?
Raymond: Yeah?
Charlie: Let's play some cards.
Raymond: Yeah. " (Rain Man)

And my personal favorite :D
"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin" (The Devil's Advocate)

Pitbull

31 Oct 2008, 17:34

Let's get married! :happy: :love:
Acu' vreo 3-4 ani, fi-miu si-un prieten träiau din vânzäri de replici din filme pe la festivaluri si ocazii (Sighisoara, Stuffstock, 1 Mai în Vamä, etc.) Mergeau cu cartonasu' prin lume, oferind replici din orice filme la comanda clientului, pe 10.000 ROL bucata, si scoteau bani frumosi! Si odatä, vine unu', zice: "Bäi, as vrea si eu, da' n-am decât 5.000..." :? "OK, vindem si la jumate! Din ce film?" "Päi, din «Pact cu diavolul»." "Bun, scoate banu': 'Vanity... Definitely, my...'."

Anita

03 Nov 2008, 09:15

Ingeniosi! :lol: Chiar ma intreb daca ar merge chestia asta cu replicile si acum! Eu am primit oarecare critici (a se citi sprancene ridicate :hmm: ) din cauza obiceiului meu de a caracteriza o situatie sau o persoana cu replici din filme. Si un prieten ma intreaba: "De ce nu poti sa scoti si tu bani din toate replicile alea, ca oricum ai o memorie de elefant!" :lol:
Anyway, cred ca este mai mult un hobby dar ma amuza sa asociez scene si replici din filme cu the real thing.

"You can't handle the truth" (A Few Good Men)
"Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings." (The Devil's Advocate)

Pitbull

03 Nov 2008, 14:33

"Look. Don't touch! Touch... Don't taste. Taste... Don't swallow!" (Tot de-acolo)

Anita

04 Nov 2008, 11:05

Love it! :love: Okkk, let's change the tune:
"I'm the monster's mother" (Alien: Ressurection)
"Harry: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally: Which one am I?
Harry: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance. " (When Harry met Sally)
"I'm Tony Montana! You f*** with me, you f**in' with the best!" (Scarface)

Disciple

07 Nov 2008, 19:27

"Eu's celebru de mic,dar nu stie nimeni..."

Pitbull

07 Nov 2008, 22:50

De fapt, initial am avut doar topicul "Replici memorabile din filmele românesti" - pânä i-a venit cuiva ideea sä-l generalizäm. E pe-acolo, pe undva, la "Cinematografia româneascä (pe la pag. 2, 3... cred). Ia pune-l pe Ciocäzan acolo, la locul lui, si cu ocazia asta mai si sältäm topicul în sectiune, sä-si aminteascä lumea de el.

E.Floares

08 Nov 2008, 01:06

Io fui ala cu ideea...idiotul, cum s-ar spune. :D

Windom

08 Nov 2008, 14:09

Aici ar trebui mentionat THE BIG LEBOWSKI, e practic o culegere de replici memorabile...........

Nihilists! F..k me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

mafalda

11 Nov 2008, 12:45

Ultima replica a lui Gheorghe Dinica din "Filantropica" lui Nae Caranfil:
"Va e mila? V-am luat banii!"

cornel

11 Nov 2008, 13:28

"Asta-i gara mea! You need custom papers. Nu aveti, nu treceti!"
"Fuck Bill Clinton! Fuck USA!"
Doiaru (Razvan Vasilescu)

redmen

11 Nov 2008, 14:13

Jim Halsey: Do I look like a killer to you?

John Ryder: Gas stations have cigarettes.
Jim Halsey: What about gas?
John Ryder: I don't need gas.
Jim Halsey: What do you want?
Jim Halsey: What's so funny?
John Ryder: [Stops Laughing] That's what the other guy said.
Jim Halsey: What other guy?
John Ryder: That guy back there, the one we just passed. The guy who picked me up before you did.
Jim Halsey: That was him in there?
John Ryder: Sure it was. He couldn't have walked very far.
Jim Halsey: Why's that?
John Ryder: Because I cut off his legs... and his arms... and his Head. And I'm going to do the same to you.

The Hitcher (1986)

redmen

11 Nov 2008, 19:37

When two people love each other, they come together - WHAM - like two taxis on Broadway.

Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.

Rear Window (1954)

Anita

12 Nov 2008, 12:12

"I discovered to my joy, that it is love and not death that has no limits."
Love in the Time of Cholera (2007)

Recomand totusi cartea. (one of my beloved books) . Este cu mult mai impresionanta decat adaptarea. Dar Javier Bardem reuseste un rol complex si greu de egalat din punct de vedere al interpretarii.

vave

13 Nov 2008, 10:25

The last of the mohicans:

"- You do what you want with your own scalp. Do not be tellin' us what to do with ours.
- You, sir! You call yourself a loyal subject?
- No ... Do not call myself much of a subject at all."

"I thought British policy is 'Make the World ... England', sir."

" - Magua understand paleface is a dog to his women. When his women want to eat, he lay aside his tomahawk to feed their laziness.
- Excuse me. What did you say?
- Magua say: 'Yes. Good idea.' "

"- My father [...] Chingachgook. He warned me about people like you.
- He did?
- Yes. He said ... 'do not try to make them understand you.'
- What?!
- Yes. And 'do not try to understand them. That is because they are a breed apart and they make no sense ...' "

"- One day ... there will be no more frontier. Then men like you will go, too. And new people will come. Work. Struggle to make their light ... One mystery remains.
- What is that?
- Will there be anything left to show the world that we ever did exist?"

cornel

14 Nov 2008, 12:40

Oare replicile de mai sus sunt reproduse din memorie ? Sunt ele memorabile sau urmatorul post va contine un scenariu intreg trantit aici?

buticut

14 Nov 2008, 12:55

Sambata, Noiembrie 15 - Max:13˚C - Min:1˚C

mai mult insorit
Sanse de precipitatii:20%
Umiditate: 72%
Vant: 5 km/h din directia VNV

Nu va ploua :P

mafalda

14 Nov 2008, 13:05

Atunci ne vedem la Bellu! :P

Pitbull

14 Nov 2008, 13:22

Astea din ce film îs? :?

Se7en

14 Nov 2008, 20:23

...And Justice for All (1979)

Arthur Kirkland: That man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! he is a *slime*! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here!

Judge Rayford: Mr. Kirkland you are out of order!

Arthur Kirkland: You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?

buticut

15 Nov 2008, 16:43

Astea din ce film îs? :?

:oops: :oops: :oops: Damn,wrong topic.Eram in cel cu forum meetingul si vroiam sa va zic sa nu va faceti griji de ploaie si aveam si aici tabul deschis si....you know.

Acum repede ceva on-topic...

John:Oh, freeze my piss, if the royal finger ain't beckoning me. How exciting. Did you miss me?
Jane:I missed the money.
John: Good. Don't like a whore with sentiment.

The Libertine

vave

15 Nov 2008, 21:33

Oare replicile de mai sus sunt reproduse din memorie ? Sunt ele memorabile sau urmatorul post va contine un scenariu intreg trantit aici?

Uitându-mã pe prima paginã nu am vãzut sã fie precizat cã ar trebui spuse din memorie. Ce-i drept nu le-am scris din memorie.... dar le-am cãutat anume pentru cã ºtiam câteva cuvinte din acele replici. Am vrut doar sã le scriu corecte. Scuze de greºealã.

mafalda

17 Nov 2008, 09:33

Uite replici memorabile in recentul "Nunta Muta"

"Vrea sa te bage in partid, dar mai alea in ma-ta!"

Reporterul: Doamna, am vrea sa va luam un interviu!
Mara (care e cam surda): ce sa ne mai luati maica...

Anita

18 Nov 2008, 09:45

"The most valuable commodity I know of is information" and
"Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit." (my favourite speech of all! :love: )
WALL STREET (1987)

Nyph3r

19 Nov 2008, 11:48

well, well, well.

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent; personified in this case, by a horrible cunt... me".

asta ar fi personal fave din Snatch al lui Ritchie.

si... "If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't." / Fight Club, ftw!

si "I'm fucking bored man! Boredom is the first step on the road to relapse." / Kevin Smith's Clerks II

redmen

24 Nov 2008, 17:14

Jingle Bells,Batman Smells !

"Jingle All the Way"

redmen

09 Dec 2008, 12:52

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

gabonne1

09 Dec 2008, 18:51

"I don't read the script. The script reads me"

Kirk Lazarus (Tropic Thunder)

pisicutaro

12 Dec 2008, 12:37

Generation Kill

Colonel Ferrando, dacã pot sã vã întreb, de ce sunã asa vocea dumneavoastra ?
Cancer la gât.
Sunteti fumãtor?
Doar norocos, bãnuiesc.

:w00t:

narcis20002000

12 Dec 2008, 17:22

"Aceste cuvinte ne doare!" - Secretul lui Bachus

Pitbull

12 Dec 2008, 22:18

"Aceste cuvinte ne doare!" - Secretul lui Bachus
http://www.soneriipolifonice.ro/Download70_aceste_cuvinte_ne_doare
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" :hmm: - "Veronica se întoarce"

eragh

26 Dec 2008, 19:39

Burn After Reading ... scena de final ... se potriveste fantastic

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.

redmen

26 Dec 2008, 22:40

Home Alone (1990)

When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

Benjamin Button

29 Dec 2008, 02:55

"One can meet his destiny on the route he takes to avoid it." - Kung fu panda :lol:

Aresus

01 Jan 2009, 22:34

"Only now, at the end, do you understand" - Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI.

Pitbull

01 Jan 2009, 22:42

Aresus

01 Jan 2009, 22:46

Genial :lol: :lol:

Suspect de bizar

01 Jan 2009, 23:02

(Collins, 2002)
Cine-i Collins?

redmen

01 Jan 2009, 23:11

This question keeps comin` back :lol:

Pitbull

01 Jan 2009, 23:56

Pitbull jr.

Suspect de bizar

02 Jan 2009, 00:16

Pe fiutp il cheama Collins? :shock: Asa scrie in buletin sau ii doar o un nick?

Pitbull

02 Jan 2009, 00:20

E mai mult decât un nick, e un BRAND!
http://www.cinemagia.ro/actor.php?actor_id=84687

Suspect de bizar

02 Jan 2009, 00:33

Si urmatoare afirmatie:
"Þara mea e o veºnicã ridicare din umeri."
(Maior ªtefan Þeapã - "Pe-un picior de plai", Ph. J. Collins)

Ii de el scrisa?

Pitbull

02 Jan 2009, 00:55

Dupä cum scrie jos, e rostitä de personajul lui (dateazä de prin 2001-3, atunci a scris P.P.D.P.-ul).
(Iacätä cä redevenim on-topic! Si asta are sanse sä fie o replicä celebrä... cândva - dacä s-o face filmul, normal!)

buticut

02 Jan 2009, 05:41

Apropo de replici memorabile, stiti cum se salutä un fan "Star Wars si un fan "Gone With the Wind", când se întâlnesc?
"I'm yoh faddah!" 8)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" :hmm:
(Collins, 2002)

Am un deja-vu...as putea sa jur ca am mai citit asta o data...

On-topic:
Errol: F**kface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: F**kface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

Snatch. ...daca tot l-am revazut ieri :)

Pitbull

02 Jan 2009, 15:52

Apropo de replici memorabile, stiti cum se salutä un fan "Star Wars si un fan "Gone With the Wind", când se întâlnesc?
"I'm yoh faddah!" 8)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" :hmm:
(Collins, 2002)

Am un deja-vu...as putea sa jur ca am mai citit asta o data...
Da, am mai scris-o l.u.m.d., pe-aici pe undeva.

"Signori... Da capo!"

(Federico Fellini, "Prova d'orchestra")

redmen

03 Jan 2009, 12:41

Cocktail (1988)

Coughlin's Law; Anything else is always something better.

When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent.

All things end badly, or else they wouldn't end.

I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

narcis20002000

09 Jan 2009, 01:48

Aceste cuvinte ne doare...
"Secretul lui Bachus"

Pitbull

09 Jan 2009, 02:36

"Aceste cuvinte ne doare!" - Secretul lui Bachus
http://www.soneriipolifonice.ro/Download70_aceste_cuvinte_ne_doare
Erau din "B.D. în actiune".
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" :hmm: - "Veronica se întoarce"
Stefane, bäiatul ästa posteazä rar, scrie numai prostii, si are un URL la semnäturä. Cred cä-i spammer deghizat. Ia sterge-i semnätura si nu-i spune.

victor

12 Jan 2009, 10:19

Prin 2003 deschideam un topic asemanator si imediat am furat-o pe motiv ca nu ma uitasem atent, exista deja un astfel de topic care ajunsese pe la pagina tz..... Topicul nu era pe pagina curenta si nou fiind nu am verificat prin paginile vechi. Am primit printre altele si o replica : use the force....

Azi probabil ar fi mai numerit :

Room 1408 : you can take advantage of our express checkout system

Pitbull

12 Jan 2009, 13:24

Azi probabil ar fi mai numerit :

Asta-i un calambur? ;)

Floydman

15 Jan 2009, 01:08

Secretul lui Bachus ...

o replica nu numai devenita celebra, ci intrata, pare-mi-se si in uzul de zi cu zi a romanilor pre si post revolutionari...

"Chestii, socoteli"

DR. Gonzo

23 Jan 2009, 18:18

"what we've got here, is failure to comunicate"-Paul Newman-Cool Hand Luke
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"-Apocalispe now
" Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich"- Fear and loathing in las vegas
"Attica! Attica"- Dog Day Afternoon

titip

10 Feb 2009, 21:45

"Ce faci , ma? Nu ti-e rusine? Porcule!" - Lache in De ce trag clopotele Mitica

Suspect de bizar

10 Feb 2009, 23:09

Este un topic cu replici din filme româneºti.Aici (http://www.cinemagia.ro/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14299)

titip

11 Feb 2009, 09:59

Am vazut, dar n-am inteles de ce din filme de dupa 89. Treaba lor. Eu n-am ce cauta acolo. ;)

Se7en

11 Feb 2009, 11:51

Batô: Chief, you ever question the ethics of the neurosurgeons who monkey around inside your brain?
Section 9 Department Chief Aramaki: They undergo psychiatric evaluations, especially those in security. They're subjected to a stringent screening of their personal lives. Of course, the ones who check are only human.
Batô: I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it.

(Ghost in The Shell)

titip

11 Feb 2009, 11:58

"Fuck you!" - American History X. Replica este spusa de personajul jucat de Edward Norton. Ciudat e, insa, ca lucrurile se intamplau cam pe dos...

uncle charlie

11 Feb 2009, 13:42

"Antonius Block: Nothing escapes you!
Death: Nothing escapes me. No one escapes me."

"Antonius Block: I met Death today. We are playing chess."

"Antonius Block: Have you met the devil? I want to meet him too.
Witch: Why do you want to do that?
Antonius Block: I want to ask him about God. He must know. He, if anyone."

"Antonius Block: Faith is a torment. It is like loving someone who is out there in the darkness but never appears, no matter how loudly you call."

"Antonius Block: We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god."

"Jons: Only fools die of love."

"Antonius Block: I want knowledge! Not faith, not assumptions, but knowledge. I want God to stretch out His hand, uncover His face and speak to me."

(Ingmar Bergman - The Seventh Seal)

Pitbull

11 Feb 2009, 14:01

Este un topic cu replici din filme româneºti.Aici (http://www.cinemagia.ro/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14299)
Am vazut, dar n-am inteles de ce din filme de dupa 89. Treaba lor. Eu n-am ce cauta acolo. ;)
Corect, nu era äla, ci ästa:
http://www.cinemagia.ro/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6243

titip

11 Feb 2009, 18:43

marcusARCUS

12 Feb 2009, 00:52

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls,mr. Garrison?
Mr Garrison:What did you say?
Cartman:I'm sorry i'm sorry what i said was(Feedback noise)How would you like to suck my balls,mr. Garrison?
Stan:Holy shit,dude...(South Park:Bigger,Longer and Uncut 1999)
The Joker:Why so serious?!?!?!?!?!(The Dark Knight,2008)
Taxi Driver:Are you talking to me?(Taxi Driver,1976)
Frederick Frankenstein:It's Fronkensteen,not Frankestein!
Igor:Well my name isn't Igor,it's Eye-Gor!(Young Frankestein,1974)
Cam astea :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Martalogu

19 Feb 2009, 14:28

Starsky & Hutch enter a biker`s bar

Bartender: Who are you ??

Hutch : I`m Kansas

Bartender : and who`s he??

Hutch : He`s Toto !! "

:))

Martalogu

19 Feb 2009, 14:58

Bartender (lookin` at Starsky which is disguised as a cowboy ) :

" Whoaaaa, that`s a fake moustache !!! "

BJBlazkowicz

24 Feb 2009, 06:53

din banalul CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, raspunsul lui Riddick, magulit ca-i solicitat sa salveze lumea:
Riddick: You said it's all circling the drain... the whole universe. Right?
Imam: That's right.
Riddick: Had to end sometime.

UNFORGIVEN
Little Bill: Sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man.
William Munny: Well he should`ve armed himself. . .he's decorated his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill: You`d be William Munny out of Missouri. . .killer of women and children.
William Munny: That`s right. l killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And l`m here to kill you, Little Bill. For what you did to Ned.

girl: Then Little Bill hurt him so bad, he said who you was. He said how you was really William Munny out of Missouri. Little Bill said, ''The same who dynamited. . .the railroad in `69, killing women and children?" Ned said you done a lot worse. Said you was. . .more cold-blooded than Will Bonney. Said if he hurt Ned again. . .you`d come kill him like you killed the U.S. Marshal in `70.
William Munny: That didn`t scare Little Bill, did it?

Little Bill: l don`t deserve this. To die like this. l was building a house.
William Munny: Deserve`s got nothing to do with it.
Little Bill: l`ll see you in hell, William Munny.
William Munny: Yeah.

William Munny: lt`s a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he`s got. . .and all he`ll ever have.
The Kid: l guess they had it coming.
William Munny: We all have it coming, Kid.

FIGHT CLUB
Narrator: Everything's a copy of a copy...of a copy.

-Tyler,..l want you to really listen to me.
-OK.
-My eyes are open.

Narrator: ...if l did have a tumour, l'd name it Marla. Marla. The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it. But you can't.

MONTY PHYTON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
King Arthur: I am your king!
Peasant: I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant: How did you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water...signifying, by divine providence, that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your king!
Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis...for a system of government. Supreme executive power...derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power...'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

knight: The Black Knight always triumphs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

THE THIN RED LINE
Welsh: Where's your spark now?

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Elizabeth Abbott: When I was nineteen, I attempted to become the first woman ever to swim the English Channel.
Benjamin: Really?
Elizabeth: But the current that day was so strong that...for every stroke I took, I was pushed back two. I was in the water for 32 hours. And when I was two miles from Calais, it started to rain. When I couldn't go any further, I stopped. I just stopped. And everybody asked me would I try again. Why wouldn't I? I never did. As a matter of fact, I've never done anything with my life after that.

ASSASINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT REDFORD
Jesse: Have you ever considered suicide?
Charley: I can't say that I have. There's always something else I wanted to do. Or my predicaments changed, or I saw my hardships from a different slant; you know all what can happen. It never seemed respectable.
Jesse: I'll tell you one thing that's for certain. You won't mind dying once you've peeked over the other side. You'll no more wanna go back to your body than...you'd wanna spoon up your own puke.

MATRIX
little kid: There is no spoon.

STAR TREK GENERATIONS
Doctor Soran: I must return and continue a critical experiment on the Amargosa Star.
Picard: When our investigation is complete, you and your colleagues can return. Until then, there's nothing I can do.
Doctor Soran: Timing is crucial to my experiments. If it's not completed in 12 hours, years of research will be lost.
Picard: We're doing the best we can.
Doctor Soran: They say time is the fire in which we burn. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. Right now, captain...my time is running out.

Data s-o prins de poanta:
Data: I get it! I get it!
Geordi: You get what?
Data: When you said to Riker: "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go." During the Farpoint mission. You told a joke, and that was the punch line.
Geordi: That was seven years ago.
Data: I know. I just got it!

redmen

24 Feb 2009, 17:59

If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians. (The Italian Job)

buticut

20 Mar 2009, 01:26

Cataline Stone: I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Un schimb de replici dintr-un film so bad,it's hilarious: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

redmen

11 Apr 2009, 04:13

The Godfather answers all of life's questions. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"You`ve Got Mail"

redmen

15 Apr 2009, 02:39

The one and only ... Clint Eastwood.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

All right now, I don't like violence, Mr. Wonderful whatever your name is. You better drop that blade, or you won't believe what happens next, even while it's happening.

Guess you didn't hear the lady....did ya boy?

redmen

15 Apr 2009, 02:44

Una dintre replicile cele mai tari din "Blazing Saddles"

Hedy Lamarr : Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

Aaa ..That's *Hedley*!

redmen

16 Apr 2009, 17:39

"I should never have switched from scotch to martinis."

De fapt nu o replica dintr`un film.Legenda spune ca astea au fost ultimele cuvinte ale lui Humphrey Bogart.

Liviu-

16 Apr 2009, 17:41

"I collect blondes in bottles too" - Humphrey Bogart in The Big Sleep

marcusARCUS

17 Apr 2009, 09:40

Replici misto din Fast and Furious 4:
[from trailer]
Dominic Toretto: Just like old times.
________________________________________
[from trailer]
Campos: So, you know each other?
Dominic Toretto: He used to date my sister.
Campos: You're a lucky man.
Brian O'Conner: How's that?
Campos: You're still breathing!
________________________________________
Brian O'Conner: This is where my jurisdiction ends.
Dominic Toretto: And this is where mine begins.
________________________________________
Dominic Toretto: A real driver knows exactly what's in his car.
________________________________________
Mia Toretto: Let this go. Before it's too late.
Dominic Toretto: It's already too late.
________________________________________
Dominic Toretto: [after killing Fenix] "Pussy"
________________________________________
Brian O'Conner: A lot has changed.
________________________________________
Agent Sophie Trinh: [reading list of cars driven by possible suspects] ... Toyota Prius Hybrid...
Brian O'Conner: Hell No.
________________________________________
Dominic Toretto: I like 20% angel, 80% devil.

miercuri

19 Apr 2009, 22:37

Din Zoolander!

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

redmen

20 Apr 2009, 16:00

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.

Dac sup

redmen

30 May 2009, 23:11

Casablanca

Not an easy day to forget.I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Gospin

01 Jun 2009, 19:29

Sometimes i look around and i realize, God left this place a long time ago...
(Blood Diamond)

Anita

15 Jun 2009, 17:11

"Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl. Now imagine she's white." - Jake Brigance
(A time to Kill)

Cinemania

22 Jun 2009, 08:46

Frank Drebin: Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!

Rapture

24 Jun 2009, 14:47

AMERICAN BEAUTY

Ricky Fitts: It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

SWIMMING WITH SHARKS

" Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of **** . Look, it's like they say, if you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains. Because there are no story-book romances, no fairy-tale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, "What do you really want?" "

"What, your job is unfair to you? Grow up, way it goes. People use you? Life's unfair? Grow up, way it goes. Your girlfriend doesn't love you? Tough **** way it goes. Your wife gets raped and shot, and they leave their unfinished beers...
[He begins to weep]
... their... their stinking longnecks just lying there on the gr - So be it. Way it goes."

"Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love... does not conquer all"

THE BIG KAHUNA

"Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, well never mind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they faded. In 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility was before you and how fabulous you really looked. Don't worry about the future or worry but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; Don't put up with other people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don't waste your time on jealously, sometimes you ahead, sometimes your behind. The race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this tell me how. Keep your old love letters-Throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40 year olds still don't.Whatever you do don't congratulate yourself to much of bright yourself either. You choices are ½ chance- so are everybody else's. Enjoy you body, use it every way you can-Don't be afraid of it-or what other people think of it; It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance-even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions-even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazine 'cause they'll make you feel ugly."

Phil Cooper: I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Verbal Kint (Keyser Soze) : The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist ; and like that *puff* he's gone!

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Trebuie sa recunosc - Kevin Spacey a jucat in filme pe care nu le voi uita prea curand .

ok , nu-s toate replici da' citate sunt . :D

ugotbloodonmysuit

03 Jul 2009, 11:06

Agent Smith - "Mister Anderson, I'm gonna enjoy watching you die"

vicki

03 Jul 2009, 16:31

ROUNDERS

Mike McDermott: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Zian

15 Jul 2009, 15:56

" Scarface"

~Tony Montana~

~~ Say Hello To My Little Friend ~~~

"The Mask"

~~S-s-s-somebody Stop me~~

"300"

~~This Is Spartaaa~~~

of: Doar astea imi apar in minte,duc lipsa de concentrare acuma.Dupa un inceput de zi in traficul sufocat din Bucuresti si caldura,concentrarea este sub semnul intrebari.

Monica_Mihai

20 Jul 2009, 17:21

DEATH AT A FUNERAL:
Justin: You can't fight what we had together.
Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!

Uncle Alfie: [on the roof, naked and high] Everything's so fucking green. :))

SNATCH:
Mullet: What the fuck are you doing, Ton?
Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass?

Vinny: Wow! That's a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!

Turkish: You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

Turkish: Well the rabbit gets fucked.
Tommy: [pauses] Proper fucked?
Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

LOVE ACTUALLY:
If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion... love actually is all around.:P
p.s: imi place umorul englezesc...

ovize

20 Jul 2009, 22:43

Dude, where is my car?

vave

31 Jul 2009, 17:11

And that's the way the cookie crumbles! - Bruce Almighty

How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? - Rachel, Friends

Offering people gum is not cooking. - Chandler, Friends

If you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! - Monica, Friends

- You look happy and sick: you smoked! - Chandler, Friends

Love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart. - Phoebe [unul dintre cântecele ei]

Anita

02 Aug 2009, 15:50

"I do not mean to upset people but I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind." - THE LIBERTINE

vave

15 Aug 2009, 19:10

V for Vendetta:

You can not kiss an idea, can not touch it, or hold it. Ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man.

Beyond this mask is a face, but this face is not me.

If you're looking for the guilty you need, only look into a mirror.

- Is it meaningless to apologize?
- Never.

I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence.

A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.

moltisanti88

15 Aug 2009, 19:23

Una absolut genială din Frasier :

As some of you may know, yesterday I was mentioned in Derek Mann's "Mann About Town" column. He said, and I quote, "I Hate Frasier Crane"... "I Hate Frasier Crane." What trenchant criticism. Move aside, Voltaire. Step back in the shadows, H. L. Mencken. There's a new kid in town. One can only wonder how many hours Derek Mann sat in the glow of his computer screen before his trembling fingers sprang to life and pecked out this chef d'oeuvre: "I... hate... Frasier Crane."

Ronin007

20 Aug 2009, 10:51

Gladiator (2000)

Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus]
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

crin3l

22 Aug 2009, 09:02

Shoimaru

22 Aug 2009, 09:34

Ronin 1998
[Sam accepts a cigarette offered by Vincent]
Sam: So, are you labour or management?
Vincent: If I were management, I would not offer you a cigarette!
"South Park" The Death of Eric Cartman (2005)
Cartman: Well, it's all done. My soul is at peace. I think I can go now.
Butters: So I won't see you again?
Cartman: Don't be sad butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars in cash.

Ilila

26 Aug 2009, 15:47

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. (Lloyd Dobler) din Say Anything...

aDyShor

01 Sep 2009, 14:53

Varianta in engleza
- What's that sound?
- It's the wind. It's speaking to us.

- What's it saying?
- I don't know. I don't speak wind.

Varianta in romana
- Ce se aude?
- E vântul. Ne vorbeşte.

- Şi ce spune?
- Nu ştiu. Nu vorbesc vânteza.

PS: Am pus si varianta in romana deoarece in cinema ice age 3 a fost dublat in romana, lucru care nu l`am agreat exceptie facand partea asta cu "vanteza"

porumbitzza

01 Sep 2009, 15:02

"Sometime you have to say the truth out loud so you cand hear it yourself."
(Grey`s Anatomy sezonul 4)

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."
(Harry Potter 4 cred ) :D

vave

05 Sep 2009, 10:18

M-am apucat să mă uit la Ghost Whisperer [am ajuns la sezonul 3], aşa că scriu nişte replici:

We’re in a life business. Death is just a part of it.

You can't mend two broken hearts by stitching them together.

Tell her not to remember the man I was, but the man she wanted me to be.

What you can see it's only half of what it is.

I hate crying when I'm trying to make a point.

...and my personal favorite :D

Avoidance: it works for guys for centuries.

glorybox

05 Sep 2009, 20:03

The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us.(Lester)

I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years. (Lester)

Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries. (Lester)

I assume I need no introduction. (Lester)

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

silent_one

07 Sep 2009, 15:12

'Myabe he wants to stay here. How about it, would you like to stay here?"
"Sure, i just love bleeding in horseshit. How very Gandhi-esque of you..."

The Fisher King

vave

14 Sep 2009, 20:10

Alte replici ce mi-au plăcut din Ghost Whisperer:

No one has ever been helped by being lied to.

There's no such thing as charity, everyone wants something.

Don't you know?! You never open the closet door until you make sex.

You have a lifetime of memories buried somewhere, but the obstacle that you need to move is you.

When you're asked to let go of everything you've ever believed in, that's not easy.

If people break promises, promises will break them.

Seduction is when somebody uses someone's vulnerabilities to lure them into a relationship that only brings them pain.

...şi una chiar hazlie:

Never underestimate the power of floss. :))

Nobody777

15 Sep 2009, 18:39

JESUS :
Did you ever see this resurrected
Jesus of Nazareth? I mean, with your
own eyes?

PAUL:
No. But I saw a blinding flash of
light and I heard his voice.

JESUS

You're a liar! I'm Jesus of Nazareth.
I was never crucified.

I never came
back from the dead. I'm a man like
everyone else.

PAUL
What are you talking about?

JESUS
I'm the son of Mary and Joseph, who
preached in Galilee. James and John,
the sons of Zebedee, were my
disciples.

We marched on Jerusalem,
they brought me before Pilate, but
God saved me.

PAUL
No he didn't!

JESUS
Now I live like a man. I have a
family. I eat, work, have children.

Do you understand what I'm saying?
Don't go around the world spreading
these lies about me.

Because, I'll tell everyone the truth.

PAUL
Look around you! Look at these people.
Do you see the suffering and
unhappiness in this world?

Their only hope is the Resurrected Jesus.

I don't care whether you're Jesus or
not. The Resurrected Jesus will save
the world -- that's what matters.

JESUS
The world can't be saved by lies.

PAUL

I created the truth out of what
people needed and what they believed.

If I have to crucify you to save the world,
then I'll crucify you.

And if I have to resurrect you,
then I'll do that, too.

JESUS

I won't let you. I'll tell everyone
the truth.

PAUL

Go ahead. Go on. Tell them now.

Who's going to believe you?

You started all this, now you can't stop it.

You don't know how
much people need God.

You don't know how happy
he can make them. Happy to do anything.

He can make them happy to die
and they'll die.

All for the sake of Christ.

Jesus of Nazareth.
The Son of God. The Messiah.

Not you.

Not for your sake.

You know, I'm glad I met you.
Because now I can forget all about you.

My Jesus is much more important
and much more powerful.

redmen

17 Jan 2010, 12:11

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

American Psycho.

Gospin

26 Jan 2010, 15:48

Nu intoarce vantu' pomu', cum intoarce curva omu' :)
ps: nu e dintr-un film, dar imi place mult

vave

27 Jan 2010, 21:23

Before you say something... please don't say anything. parcă din 27 dresses.

Medicate

05 Feb 2010, 14:05

Lord of the rings :

Bilbo catre Gandalf : "Gandalf my old friend , this will be a night to remember ! "

Aragorn catre Boromir : "I do not know what strenght is in my blood but, i swear to you i will not let the White City fall nor our people fail ! "

Aragorn : "For Frodo"

Merry catre Pippin : "Hey Pip , you smoke to much ! "

Merry catre eroii proaspat intorsi dupa lupta de la Helms Deep : "Welcome , my lords , to Isengard ! "

ooo333

05 Feb 2010, 15:21

Nu intoarce vantu' pomu', cum intoarce curva omu' :)
ps: nu e dintr-un film, dar imi place mult

I love it !

BLACK-SPIDER

10 Feb 2010, 15:45

Nu stiu daca au mai fost amintite, insa chiar nu strica sa apara de doua ori :
My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump ;
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, never know what you're gonna get :D
Stupid is who stupid does...
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is :)

Gospin

10 Feb 2010, 19:40

Black, si eu ador unele replici din Forrest Gump, dar tin sa te corectez:
"Stupid is who stupid does" :D

BLACK-SPIDER

11 Feb 2010, 01:09

Ai dreptate, am rectificat:D M-am grabit putin si mi-a scapat:P

vave

11 Feb 2010, 22:09

Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first. - Bad Santa

Gospin

11 Feb 2010, 22:29

“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse” - The Godfather '1972 !

abureala

15 Feb 2010, 17:24

Nemuritoarele Forrest Gump, The Godfather, Goodfellas etc s`au tot pomenit iar primul citat care`mi vine in minte e din Married with children, o replica amuzanta : " This is Buck and i`m wearing nothing but my fur ! " :))

BLACK-SPIDER

18 Feb 2010, 04:07

The Machinist :
van: Oh, no. You look like you seen a ghost.
Trevor Reznik: Funny you should say that. The guys at work don't think you exist.
Ivan: That's why I can't get a raise.:D

Stevie: Are you okay?
Trevor Reznik: Don't I look okay?
Stevie: If you were any thinner, you wouldn't exist. :-S

I just want to sleep (:|

movie4

18 Feb 2010, 15:15

Mein Führer! I can walk

Gospin

19 Feb 2010, 00:44

Sipping from the cup that says You're Great, I realise that all has gone to shit!

movie4

23 Feb 2010, 19:52

a clockwork orange
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

MariaMona

26 Feb 2010, 11:27

La vita e bella

"Buon giorno, principessa!"

Pulp Fiction

"And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers... and you will know that my name is the Lord when I strike my vengeance upon you" (citez din memorie, poate e un pic gresit)

"I love you hunny bunny"

Devil's Advocate (unele stiu ca au mai fost scrise, dar tot sunt preferatele mele)

"Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swalow"

"I'm a FAN OF MAN!"

"Vanity, definetely my favourite sin"

A Few Good Men

"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth"

Jerry Maguire

"Show me the money!"

Casablanca

"Play it again, Sam"

As Good As It Gets

"Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good. " (asta recunosc ca l-am copiat, dar e tot unul din favoritele mele)

Heroes

"Save the cheerleader, save the world!"
"My name is Hiro Nakamura"

Si mai stiu multe... dar nu toate imi vin in minte la momentul potrivit...

Mai era un serial frantuzesc prin vremuri imemoriabile la sarbi:

"Je t'aime, Olivier!
Moa auci je t'aime, Olivia!"

MariaMona

26 Feb 2010, 11:54

mi-am amintit:

As Good As It Gets

"Pay me a compliment, fast.
... You make me want to be a better man"

Pulp Fiction

"Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead"

Anita

27 Feb 2010, 19:08

"Can you put a price on your dreams?" (The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus

And one of my favourites (makes me laugh every time):
"You're mad!"
"If I wasn't this probably would have never worked" =)) (Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean)

Anita

27 Feb 2010, 20:08

This just came over to me:
"Greed is right, greed works; greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit"
B-)

andreiu7z

08 Mar 2010, 16:09

"Say hello to my little friend"

vave

14 Mar 2010, 00:12

Men. The only thing they're good for, they're not good at. Peggy Bundy

gigabyte

14 Mar 2010, 00:27

Training Day

Alonzo:

Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay.

Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches! Huh. You think you can do this shit...Jake!

You think you can do this to me?!

You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you!

SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece!

You'll never see the light of.....who the fuck do you think you're fucking with?

I'm the police, I run shit here You just live here!

Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away...'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down.

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way.

I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.

1Simplu

14 Mar 2010, 03:20

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/12/11/nyregion/11perps_span.jpg

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent."

SoX

15 Mar 2010, 23:05

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. Lets people know you're not a homo.

The Departed

Catt

16 Mar 2010, 20:36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxQpAlH5GA4

Nu aşa Bastus! Cu lacrimi!
Eu în nemernicia mea, ca un câine turbat.....

GENIAL!

MariaMona

17 Mar 2010, 17:36

"Did I thank you?"
"No"
"I will" (Desperado)

"Fire walk with me!" (Twin Peaks)

diana7

17 Mar 2010, 18:00

„De ce dai ma? De ce dai?..."

„Un fleac, m-au ciuruit!"

„Nu e rusine sa ceri de pomana, e rusine sa nu primesti"

LinisteSeFilmeaza

17 Mar 2010, 20:32

Why So Serious!!!

omudindulap

18 Mar 2010, 15:28

"Life is a series of suicides, divorces, broken promises , children smashed, whatever."

Love Streams (1984) (trebuie sa vad acest film !!)

MariaMona

18 Mar 2010, 16:58

"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep..." (Telefon, Death Proof)

bogdann1980

21 Mar 2010, 10:46

faine majoritatea.
din El secreto de sus ojos (le-am scos de pe wikipedia)

"A guy can change anything. His face, his home, his family, his girlfriend, his religion, his God. But there's one thing he can't change. He can't change his passion..." Sandoval

"Vei avea 1000 de trecuturi si niciun viitor" Morales

"How do you manage to live an empty life, how do you live a life full of nothing?"
Espósito

"Please ... Tell him ... Tell him to at least talk to me."
Gomez

nu subscriu la toate, dar mi-au placut

andrei_10

23 Mar 2010, 21:04

daca imi place scarface bineinteles ca "say hello to my little friend" :))

kisik

26 Mar 2010, 00:47

Company Suck Up: Morning, Mr. Griffin! Nice Day!
Peter Griffin: Ehhh, It's a little cloudy.
Company Suck Up: Exactly! It's one of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees!
Peter Griffin: I hate the Yankees.
Company Suck Up: Pack of cheaters! That's what they are! I Love your tie!
Peter Griffin: I hate this tie.
Company Suck Up: It's awful, it's scotty, it's gotta go.
Peter Griffin: [pauses] And I hate myself.
Company Suck Up: I hate you, too! You make me sick, you fat sack o' crap!
Peter Griffin: But I'm the President.
Company Suck Up: The Best There Is!
Peter Griffin: But you just said you hated me!
Company Suck Up: [Begins to jiggle] But. Not. You. The President. That you. Said hated you. Who loved. Hate Yankees. Clouds.
[Head explodes, sending gadgets and wires everywhere] :D

vave

26 Mar 2010, 11:30

40 days and 40 nights:

Erica: If I told you, "Don't think about the color red", what would you think about?
Matt: Sex.

- I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on.
- Way to go, Mr. Anderson. Two more and you break the company record!

foxyroxy

31 Mar 2010, 22:47

Hannibal Lecter:I'm really considering in eating your wife''

Radu1711

03 Apr 2010, 13:28

nu stiu ce replici sa dau pentru ca nu mi-a ramas niciuna in minte=)) =)) =)) =))

vave

13 Apr 2010, 00:33

It's your dream, but it's my fantasy. Charmed
:x 8->

I love love. Charmed
:))

MariaMona

13 Apr 2010, 11:23

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."
"What a stupid lamb"
"What a sick and masochistic lion" (Twilight)

Ilila

13 Apr 2010, 12:31

-What's wrong?
-It's been such a long time!
-Eight days.
-No. I looked for you a long time!

(din Moskva slezam ne verit (1980) sunt ultimile replici din film)
PS. originalele replici sunt in rusa dar putini o cunosc (de cand nu mai e obligatorie limba rusa la scoala :D )

Tom-master

13 Apr 2010, 12:33

How u doin` how`s your mother ( cu accent italienesc - Robeet De Niro - crima :)) )

Tom-master

13 Apr 2010, 12:34

How u doin` how`s your mother ( cu accent italienesc - Robert De Niro - crima :)) )
**

vave

13 Apr 2010, 12:37

How u doin` how`s your mother ( cu accent italienesc - Robert De Niro - crima :)) )
**
WTF, dude? :|

copila_satanista

14 Apr 2010, 21:14

"Se7en" :
-You're not trying to quit 'cause you believe those things, you're trying to believe those things 'cause you're quitting.

Judex

15 Apr 2010, 03:50

American Pie 2:
Stifler: Jim, you're the only guy I know who's dick needs an instruction manual.
:D

PS
Cand si cat timp a fost rusa obligatorie in scolile din Romania?

Ilila

15 Apr 2010, 16:45

Cand si cat timp a fost rusa obligatorie in scolile din Romania?

Istoria limbii ruse în România

* 1948 - Limba rusă e introdusă ca disciplină obligatorie de studiu.
* 1953 - Introducerea în limba română a ortografiei slavizate.
* 1963 - Se închid toate instituţiile prosovietice, limba rusă devine facultativă în învăţămînt.
Oraşul Stalin redevine Braşov.
* După 1989 - Limba rusă a fost eliminată treptat din programa şcolară datorită dezinteresului elevilor.

Judex

15 Apr 2010, 17:09

Aha, ma gandeam eu ca dupa '48 si nu mai mult de 15 ani. Oricum nu prea invata nimeni. :D

Ipu

15 Apr 2010, 19:31

[I]-What's wrong?
(...)
(din Moskva slezam ne verit (1980)
Bună, llila! Filmul de care spui are un titlu consacrat în limba română, iar replicile le poți traduce și tu. Cu tot respectul, postările de genul ăsta sunt grotești. :(

anne_

18 Apr 2010, 22:10

Jeux d'enfants (2003)

Julien Jeanvier: Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60.

Julien Jeanvier: [as Julien is fleeing from the police] Sophie was back in the game! Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!

Julien Jeanvier: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Aurélie Miller: Yes.
Julien Jeanvier: Naive.

Julien * 8 ans: [narrating] Friends are like eyeglasses. They make you look smart, but get scratched and then bore you. Luckily, sometimes, you get super cool glasses. Me... I've got Sophie!

School Principal: You can kiss Eden goodbye! Trouble awaits you...

RomaniaMare

18 Apr 2010, 23:09

„Bonasera.Bonasera.What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully ?”- Don Corlone(Marlon Brando) în Godfather.

NaTyLuTz

19 Apr 2010, 08:37

There is a place .... Like no place on Earth....here is a place like no place on earth. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a Hatter, which luckily I am. (Alice in Wonderland)

rushy

22 Apr 2010, 11:53

This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish. (bad boys)

If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?! (dexter)

RomaniaMare

23 Apr 2010, 01:32

„I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse”.- Don Vito Corleone(Marlon Brando) în The Godfather.

MariaMona

23 Apr 2010, 16:03

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. (Snatch)

shooter

26 Apr 2010, 13:58

moromete/ cocosila

dar de ce a fugit fratioare.....!!!!!??? ce ...incet nu putea sa mearga !! :(

MariaMona

26 Apr 2010, 17:50

"Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left." (JFK si, mult mai amuzant in Seinfeld:D )

anne_

26 Apr 2010, 18:26

Nash: Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

A Beautiful Mind (2001)

razi3l

28 Apr 2010, 22:38

Russ Cargill:

"Damn it! Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft."

EPA Official:

"Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power."

Russ Cargill:

"Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you!"

horney1

28 Apr 2010, 23:13

Malcolm Tucker: "Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!

RoCkKiD

29 Apr 2010, 17:14

Richard 'Rick' Blaine-Casablanca

Louis. . .I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

one of the best

Judex

07 May 2010, 19:16

"The eyes are the nipples of the face. "
Anna Faris as Shelley in The House Bunny. :D

rvn

07 May 2010, 19:29

fuck you! va spune ceva? cred ca este in toate filmele politiste americane!si nu numai politiste...

Judex

07 May 2010, 19:40

All right, all moved in! Chateau Kelso is open for business! You know “Chateau” is German for “Mister”
Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso in That '70s Show. :P

anne_

08 May 2010, 19:39

Michel Poiccard: There's no need to lie. It's like poker. The truth is best. The others still think you're bluffing, so you win.

Patricia Franchini: What is your greatest ambition in life?
Parvulesco: To become immortal... and then die.

Patricia Franchini: We're hiding like elephants when they're happy.

Michel Poiccard: [to Patricia] All right, I'll count to 8, and if you haven't smiled, I'll strangle you.

À bout de souffle (1960)

Ipu

09 May 2010, 08:00

Replici din Cu sufletul la gură în engleză...
Mi-e :"> de :">a ta!

anne_

09 May 2010, 20:50

Edward Cole: I envy people who have faith, I just can't get my head around it.
Carter Chambers: Maybe because your head's in the way.

Carter Chambers: Edward, I've had baths that were deeper than you.

The Bucket List (2007)

MariaMona

09 May 2010, 23:10

"Bila jednom jedna zamlja (Once upon a time... there was a country)" (Underground)

Ipu

10 May 2010, 07:49

„Mulțumesc. (pauză de zece secunde) Iartă-mă.” (Hana-bi)

(Vezi aici (www.youtube.com/watch?v=shmPxWMmo3U), de la 2:50, cu mențiunea că traducerea lor e greșită și nu are legătură cu deznodământul filmului.)
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3674/hanabi.jpg

omudindulap

12 May 2010, 16:07

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. (Barfly, 1987)

The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. (Waking Life, 2001)

I feel like committing suicide, but I've got so many problems, that wouldn't solve them all.

She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs! (Anything Else. 2003)

I'm single, available, with the soul of a black man. (Deconstructing Harry, 1997)

gropitse

16 May 2010, 20:30

Intrigant că nu a fost postat monologul de mai jos pînă acum.
Are-o tentă grotească? Probabil.. , însă felul în care personajul le simte și le transmite
le face speciale , pe mine m-au lăsat cu un zîmbet dulce-amărui.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Pacino a luat Oscarul pentru acest rol în Scent Of A Woman.

Șarmantul Hopckins în Meet Joe Black :

William Parrish: Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

William Parrish: I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we're all together, and you're mine for a night. And I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, "I don't want anything more." Sixty-five years. Don't they go by in a blink?