Chestia aia cu $30,000,000 în banca tribului Baluba

[Pitbull]

De sase ani de când netuiesc, îmi vin cu regularitate e-mail-urile alea pe care le stiti cu totii: cicä-n câte-o bancä din Angola sau Mozamburic e un ditamai contu de j-de-milioane de parai, si dacä däm în scris cä baba care-a murit acolo färä mostenitori era Tusa Safta a lu' Trei Cârlige, ne vine nouä 90% din mälai si-si tin si ei de-un Cico (nu Dumitrescu).
Ultima mi-a venit ieri. Asta era de la un irakian bolnav de cancer care-a cäzut în cäcästoare când era mic, säracu', si pe urmä l-a gazat Saddam în cur.

Intâmplätor, stie cineva cine puii mei e fetele si ce vrea ele? Cä toatä tzeapa e asa de tâmpitä, cä-i näscutä moartä din start. E clar cä tot rostu-i sä le dai un räspuns. DA' DE CE?
(Cä de pildä, nu-i ca chain-mail-urile alea cu Bill Gates dând cu dolarii d-a azvârlita, si altele ca ele, care urmäreau sä suprasolitice serverele. Aici, ästia asteaptä UN e-mail. Ce sä facä cu el?

[Cinemania]

da un forward la mesajul asta pt moi...is curios asta de care mai e...

[Pitbull]

Da' crezi cä-l mai am? L-am sters din prima!
Cum ziceam: un irakian bätut de soartä, si pe urmä, textu' standard.
Oricum, dacä mai vin, o sä-ncep sä fac colectie. Devine un hobby.

[radu83]

pai astea sunt faimoasele scrisori nigeriene. ma bucura sa vad ca aceasta traditie se extinde :D

detalii & explicatii si aici:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_fee_fraud

[Pitbull]

Eteee püla!
Bäi, da-s de-a dreptu' tâNNpiti!
Desi, la câti tânpiti se mai egzistä pe netu' ästa, nu m-as mira s-aud cä mai muscä unii momeala.
Oricum, eu, pânä m-am plictisit, le räspundeam cu:

Sorry, I can't help you right now, but try some of my friends here:
im_an_asshole@hotmail.com
certified_idiot@yaahoo.com
worlds_biggest_moron@gmail.com
etc.

[Pitbull]

Am mai primit o Scrisoare Nigerianä! :D Yote-o!

FROM THE DESK OF PRINCE ABDALLAH,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICAN (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU
,BURKINA FASO.WEST AFRICA

Dear Sir/,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance
department
of Bank Of African (BOA). I crave your indulgence as i contact you in
such a
surprising manner. But I respectfully insist you read this letter
carefully
as I am optimistic it will open doors for unimaginable financial
rewards for
both of us.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of Twenty Million Five
Hundred Thousand US dollars (US$20.5m) only , in an account that
belongs to
one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in
November 2000 in a plan crash. Since we got information about his
death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim
his
money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as
next of
kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines
but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin
or relation died along with him at the plan crash leaving nobody behind
for
the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this
business
proposal to you so that the money could be released to you as the next
of
kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement
since
nobody is coming for it and i dont want this money to go
into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money
remained
unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the Bank
treasury as "unclaimed fund".The request for a foreigner as next of kin
in
this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a
foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We
agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in
respect to the provision of a foreign account , 10% will be set aside
for
expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me.

There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the
percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of
this
fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation
or
next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name,your bank account
number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective
communication and location wherein the money will be remitted. Upon
receipt
of your reply,I will send to you by fax or email the text of the
application.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
transaction is
hitch free
and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required
arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me
immediately as soon as you receive this letter.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully,

PRINCE ABDALLAH.
Bill and exchange manager,
BANK OF African BOA.
Burkina Faso.

Si uite si ce i-am räspuns yo: :lol:

O, Your Princiary Highness!
Thank you for your confidence!
OK, we will do this business as agreed! You found the RIGHT MAN for it, since I'm not only honest and reliable, but also very poor and in dire need of money! I don't have one cent in my purse, and I have to pay urgent debts of almost $3,000, else all my property will be confiscated and I'll also lose my house.
So, you are the answer to all my prayers!
To begin our transaction, please, send to me $3,000, so that I can pay my debts and be able to deal with you.
Of course, this is not supposed to be a "gift", but a credit. In exchange, you will retain the double of this amount (namely, $6,000), from the final 30% that I'm entitled at the end of our business together.
(I'm certain you have $3,000 to spare for a short while, in your own savings and assets, ô, Prince Abdallah, as a bank manager.)
Transfer the funds, please, in my following account (that's sadly empty, at this moment!):
RO87BTRL04602201235963xx
Gratefully yours,
Mihnea Columbeanu, aka Pitbull

Si-acum, astept scrisoarea aia-n care-o sä-mi zicä:
"Da', bä nene, io n-am bani!" :(

[Pitbull]

Si una din Togo: :D

michaeltony205@yahoo.com

Dear,
(Ia uite, mä ia direct cu "Dragä" - sau poate "Dragule"! :huh: )

Good day to you and your family.I want to greet you in the name of
the Almighty God.I will like to introduce myself to you.

I am Michael B Tony,a brother to the junior wife of the late President
of Togo,My sister is here in Ghana with me because she does not
want to stay in Togo again and because she is not treated well by
her other rivals and also her step-son who is now the ruling
president of Togo.

She told me of an amount of money which her late husband deposited
with Alpha Lynex Security company in Amsterdam to which she has
all the related documents to it in her name as the next of Kinf with one
of her late husbands good lawyer here in Ghana.

She now wants to make the claim from the security company in
Amsterdam but she needs a foreign partner who can help us in
investments and also guide us as our foreign partner and also
get into partnership with you.

I want you to understand that,this transaction is 100% legal and have all
the related documents with a good and prominent lawyer here in Ghana.

As soon as i hear from you,i will give you the contact details of
the lawyer and also of the security company in Amsterdam where
these boxes of money are deposited.I will like you to treat this
at outmost secrecy as my sisters reputation is at stake her.

If you are willing to help my sister who's husband's other
wife's and children wants to claim what belongs to her,please forward your
contact details to me for easier communication and i will give you
the contact details of the security company and lawyer.

Hope to hear positively from you soonest and also feel free to ask
any questions as it will be answered to make you clear of things.

Thanks and God Bless.
Michael B Tony.

I-am zis sä mute actiunea-n Uruguay sau Chile, cä-i teren virgin acolo,

[Dino]

Din pacate nu a citit nimeni raspunsurile, pentru ca adresele acelea de e-mail ("from address") nu exista.

[Pitbull]

Ai sä râzi! EXISTA!!! Altfel, cum sä-i prindä în plasä pe fraieri?

Zilele trecute mi-a mai venit una, si am corespondat cu tipul pânä azi. A fost un deliciu. V-am salvat si vouä: luati de vä distrati:

From : ericdaniel <ericdaniel@jubii.dk>
Sent : Tuesday, November 8, 2005 8:18 AM
To : "ericdaniel ericdaniel" <ericdaniel@jubii.dk>

Dear Friend,
Longest time, I hope all is well together with your family,
if so glory be to God Almighty. Well, Sorry to hear this news
and understand that the fault is not from me. I'm happy to
inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred
under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay.
Presently i'm in Paraguay for investment projects with my own
share of the total sum. meanwhile,i didn't forget your past
efforts andattempts to assist me in transferring this funds
despite that it failed us some how.

Now contact my secretary in Benin his name is MR MICHAEL BLAZE
on his E-mail address stated below.
(michael_blz@yahoo.co.uk) phone number +229-97093379

Ask him to send you the total Amount of $400,000 U.S dollars
which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts
and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your
efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in
touched with my secretary Mr Michael Aand instruct him where
to send the money and send him your Bank details information
so that he will submit it to the Bank where i directed him for
them to inffect the payment into your norminated Bank account
without delay. Please do let me know immediately if you
receive it so that we can share the joy after all the
sufferness at that time ok, In the moment, I’m very busy here
because of the investment projects which me and the new
partner
are having at hand, finally, remember that I have forwarded
instruction to the secretary on your behalf to instruct the
paying Bank where i have
account to wire the money to you as soon as you send your
details information without delay, so feel free to get in
touch with MR MICHAEL BLAZE , he will inform Bank to wire the
money immediately to you without any delay as i instructed
him to do.
Best Regards
Mr. Eric Daniel.

Bun. I-am scris lui "Michael Blaze", si...
Iel cät'ä minie:

From: michael blaze
> > > >Subject: Draft Delivery.
> > > >Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2005 13:34:40 +0000 (GMT)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >My Dear
> > > >
> > > >Your email well received, as i have been expecting to hear from you
> > > >since. Anyway, my boss left a certified bank draft of US$400,000,00,
> > >which
> > > >i was instructed to send to you as soon as you requested for
> >it.currently
> > > >the draft is here with me in Benin Republic and i will mail the draft
> >to
> > > >you from here as soon as we arranged for the mailing process.And for
> >your
> > > >information you are to bear the cost of mailing the draft to you, which
> > >is
> > > >going to cost you $230,00 as the draft will be mail via Diplomatic
> > >Courier
> > > >Service Company, and my boss does not left any money for the mailing of
> > >the
> > > >draft. So, it's left for you to inform me when you will send the money
> > > >so that i can be able to mailing the bank draft to your address as my
> > >boss
> > > >instructed.
> > > >
> > > >Furthermore, the copy of the bank draft can be send to you via email
> > > >attachement for confirmation.While i will be expecting to have the
> > >mailing
> > > >fee to enable me send the draft immediately.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Thanks and remain blessed.
> > > >
> > > >Waiting for your soonest reply.
> > > >
> > > >Regards
> > > >Mr.Michael Blaze

Io cät'ä iel:

> > >Dear Michael,
> > >You will keep the $230,00 from the total amount, plus $5,000 as a
> >personal
> > >gift for you, from my part, to express my gratitude. Please, don't feel
> > >offended by this offer, it's just a measure of my friendshp and
> >gratitude.
> > >This deal came into a very hard period of my life, after having lost all
> >my
> > >assets and being crowded by huge debts. Can you imagine that, at this
> > >moment, my bank account is empty, and I don't have even one dollar to
> > >spare?
> > >I can barely pay for my own sustenance and my son's, with the paltry $100
> >I
> > >earn every week. It's really a Godsend, for which I'm the most grateful
> >to
> > >you.
> > >So,, please consider the $230,00 as already sent, use well your due
> >$5,000,
> > >and transfer to me the remaining $394,770.
> > >Gratefully yours,
> > >Mihnea aka Pitbull

Iel cät'ä minie:

> > >Thanks for your mail,
> > >Note tht i am secretary paid per month $30 dollars withy a large
> >family,So
> > >i can't afford to pay the mailling fees of $230 dollars,My dear i will
> > >advise as a partner to my boss to look for means and raise this $230
> > >dollars,To enable me mail your draft to your address.
> > >I wait your news
> > >Regards
> > >Mr Michael

Io cät'ä iel:

> >Dear Michael,
> >Thank you for your email, and let me assure you I understand very well the
> >situation, since we are both poor people, underpaid and in need to support
> >our children. As such, I'm even happier that I decided to reward your
> >efforts with my sincere gift of $5,000.
> >Of course, I didn't think for one instant that you should pay the transfer
> >by your own funds! This is why I suggested that you will keep the $230, for
> >the fare, from my own due amount.
> >Let me also suggest to you another mean, even simpler.
> >In time, certain friends in far away countries, impressed by my financial
> >hardships, helped me by sending small amounts for food. They used the
> >transfer services Western Union and MoneyGram. Some of them used to pay the
> >transfers from the same amount that they sent - for example: they sent by
> >MoneyGram $100, but I received only $91, because the service kept the $9
> >due
> >for the transfer.
> >This would be an excellent way to do it, and everybody will have only to
> >gain.
> >I'm waiting to hear from you,
> >Bes for you and for your large family,
> >Mihnea aka Pitbull

Iel cät'ä minie:

> >Thanks for your mail,
> >Ok,how much do you have at hand right now?Let me see is i will help.
> >I wait your news
> >Regards
> >Mr Micheal

Io cät'ä iel:

>Dear Michael,
>Right now, what I have at hand is zero dollars, zero cents. Today, i will
>collect from a company about $30, that will cover the food for me and my son
>during the next week. In fact, this is my usual pattern: every week, I earn
>for my work a few scores of dollars that are barely enough for a living.
>I also have at hand some urgent debts, amounting to about $1,000, that I
>have no way to pay in the near future - except the amount that Mr. Eric
>Daniel will send to me. This is why his news was a real Godsend for me, that
>will save my home and life.
>Friendly yours,
>Mihnea aka Pitbull

Iel cät'ä minie:

>My dear i believe i have tried my best for you,

Io cät'ä iel:

Hehehe, the moment of truth, right? ;)
OK, "Michael", or what your name might be, let me tell you: I only played with you. I know everything about this kind of Internet scam, that became famous as "The Nigerian Letters". You only tried to get some money from me, using the lure of that fabulous amount that should come my way. As it happens, I translated several books about internet and mail crookery, and I know how it works. Now, to my huge amusement, I'll post all our emails in a forum, to have fun with the people there.
Tell me, are there indeed such idiots who really swallow it when they get an email from a complete stranger saying "I'll send to you $400,000"? I can't believe it!!! But, after all, I did notice that oftenly foolishness can reach apocalyptic proportions! Well, if it DOES works from time to time - yes, you deserve to get their money. Stupidity is a sin, and it should pay! Every time I notice this, I thank God that He endowed me with a good brain and a sane judgement.
In the Romanian movie "Filantropica", there are two phrases that I especially love. Here they are:
"Any hand that's reaching to beg should tell a story!" and "I fooled you? I got your money!"
How true they are!
Thank you for the excellent fun you provided to me. It was a refreshing interlude in the grey prose of daily life.
Yours,
Mihnea aka Pitbull

[st3fan]

Si raspunsul ultimului mail pe care i l-ai trimis? :( Daca il vei primi, posteaza-l, ar trebui sa fie bestial.

[Pitbull]

Incredibil, L-AM PRIMIT - acu' câteva minute! A trântit-o asa:

YOU KNOW IT AND YOU NEED MONEY

La care i-am zis sä nu mai fure cä nu-i frumos, cä Doamne-Doamne e-n cer si le vede pe toate.

[Bulumulu]

lol ms pitbull pt this thread :happy:

[Pitbull]

Bäi, nu se poate! NU, SE, POA, TE! :huh: :shock: :((
Tipu' INCA mai converseazä cu mine! Deci, la aia de mai sus, îi zic:

Of COURSE I need money, "Michael" dear - because, by contrast with you, I did NOT LIE! Everything I wrote is true - I'm underpaid, hungry, ill and lonely, I have huge debts, I work like a slave day and night to provide for my son. But, again by contrast with you, I never lose my faith in God, and I do believe in miracles. Certainly, I knew your letters were just a play-acting, trying to get from me the money I don't have - but it didn't hurt to imagine, for some moments, that the game was real, and the dream came true. What did I have to lose? Nothing. And what did I gain? A few days of fun.
A word of advice, my friend. Enough scams and stealing, okay? God is above and He sees everything (although I suppose you don't believe in Him) and EVERYTHING we do will come back thousandfold, sooner or later! Do good, and in the end, everything will come your way. Keep on doing evil, and the day will come when you will lament: "Lord, sometimes, long ago, someone called Pitbull warned me - and I didn't listen to him! Why, why, WHY???"
But then, of course... it will be too late.
Alles gutte,
Mihnea aka Pitbull

Zice:

Dear Mihnea Columbeanu,
Thanks for your mail,Also your advise,The Lord will answer your prayers one day,In Jesus Name?
My dear you send the mailling fees i send your draft to you.
Mr Michael

Zic:

My God, man, you don't understand I HAVE NO MONEY??? I'm poor, POOR,
P-O-O-R, pennyless, wind blowing in my pockets!
And WHAT draft will you send to me? The one that doesn't exist? If it was
true, if you really had not $400,000, not $40,000, not $4,000, but at least
$1,000 in my name, you would have retained the mailing fees, as I said, and sent to me the remaining amount! EVERYBODY DOES THIS! Every bank, every company, every person!
By the way, I added you on yahoo messenger, it would be nice to have a
friendly talk. Are you upt to it?
Yours,
Mihnea aka Pitbull

Zice:

OK FOR GET IT AND REMAIN POOR OK

(Da' m-a autorizat pe Yahoo messenger! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: )

Zic:

No, "Michael" dear, I won't forget it (by the way, it's spelled "forget", not "for get"), because it's really unforgettable!
I won't remain poor either - because, as I told you, I have my faith in God and in His justice. He's just trying me, for now, but it won't go like this forever - and when my work will be recognised and rewarded, my wealth will be well deserved, not obtained by internet scams!
So, sorry for disappointing you on both scores:
1) I won't forget it
2) I won't remain poor either.
Thank you for having authorised me on your yahoo. I can't wait to meet you online for a chat.
Yours,
Mihnea aka Pitbull

Acuma sä vedem!

[Pitbull]

N-am mai avut ce vedea, amicului i-a cäzut în sfârsit fisa (de 400.000 dolari)!
Da' azi, alta drägutä: :lol:

Dr.Ibrahim Sanni.
Assistant Deputy Director,
Credit and Control office
nternational Trust Bank Plc.
CON House, 6th Floor, Idejo Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria.



Dear Friend,

I am Dr.Ibrahim Sanni, Assistant Deputy Director, Credit and
Control with the International Trust Bank Plc. I was personal
account manager to one late {Engineer Newman} of your country,
who till his death was a contractor with Impresario Nigeria
Limited, Moenier Oil & Gas Consult and Nigerian Ports
authority.


On the 28th of November 2002, Engr. Newman, his wife and their
two children were involved in a car accident along Gwagwalada
express road and all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately
lost their lives. At the time of his death, Newman had a
deposit of $15.6 Million which was proceed of a contract work
he just concluded with the Nigerian Ports authority. The
payment was made with an Ecobank cheque which I personally
cleared.

Unfortunately, till this moment no one has come as his
relation for his deposit with us. My colleagues and I humbly
request your attention to this matter so that we can present
you as his next of kin or beneficiary to his deposit. It is
not a very difficult thing to do especially as you share the
same last name with him and it will not take time too. All we
need is to change the name and particulars of his next of kin
to yours in our computer database and we file in an
application for the release of the fund through the Probate
Office in your name.

It does not necessarily mean that you must be here to conclude
the deal, we may request that the money be sent to Europe or
even the United States for Payment. We will talk about the
Sharing ratio as Soon as you get in touch with me.

Thanks in advance.

My regards,

Dr. Ibrahim Sanni.

* * *

Si räspunsul meu: :P

Dear God, that's awesome!
Engineer Marin Newman was my uncle! I mourned him a lot, also Aunt Veta, and my little cousins Sucä and Saiche Zäpäcitu, when they lost their lives in that tragic accident, their cart being hit and smashed to pieces by that pack of dynotheriums in panic!
Please, tell me more about them. I don't know all the details. How did it happen, exactly? And whose fault was it?
We'll keep in touch, by all means!
Friendly yours,
Pitbull Newman

[BeNnY]

Stii ca majoritatea chestiilor astora sunt spam-uri trimise de virusi care nu figureaza in "sent list"-ul indivizilor si raspunsul tau va fi un soc pentru ei si probabil habar n-au despre ce vorbesti?

[Pitbull]

Stiu, dar uneori se mai întâmplä si ca mai deasupra, cu boul äla de "Michael Blaze", care se strofoca sä-mi smulgä mäcar UN dolärel, dacä nu 2-300, în timp ce eu fäceam misto de el.

[Pitbull]

Ie-te dom'le c-a räspuns! :w00t:

Zice:

Dear Friend,

Thanks for your mail.

I contacted you when we received information from our bank
that if a beneficiary is not presented for the claim of this
inheritance, it will have to be forfeited to the government.
You happen to share the same last name with the deceased
Engineer Newman Columbeanu, and as such, it will be easy for
us to process the legal documents through the Probate Office
in your name as the beneficiary to the deceased account owner.
I do not know if you are related or not but if you are
interested in assisting me, I assure you that every process
and procedure shall be legally and legitimately observed and
followed so that we don't breach any of our local laws on
inheritance.

I intend that as soon as this inheritance is paid, I shall
come over to your country and share the funds so transferred
into two equal parts among ourselves for our mutual benefit
unless you can prove that he really related to you in which
case I shall seek just a commission for assisting you process
the claim.

Now, for us to start the legal processes, I need you to send
me

1.Your home or office
address........................................... .....

2.Your phone and fax
numbers........................................... ......

With my position in the bank and with the position of my
colleagues too, we are sure to have this transaction concluded
in a very short while.

My telephone number +234-8035774444.

I' m waiting to hear from you.
Respectfully,

Dr Ibrahim Sanni.

Zic:

Dear Ibrahim!
I'm so happy to hear from you again!
So, my dear uncle, Marin Newman Columbeanu, had such a fortune stashed in his bank account? Hehehe, what a funny crook he was, as always! Imagine, when I visited him and Aunt Veta, last summer, in Nigeria, they told me they were so poor they were living in a pigmy hut, and eating raw mayasaura eggs! They didn't even pay for my trip, I had to sell my shuba, kimir and opinci, to buy a trotinette and travel there! And in all that time, he had more than one million dollars in the bank? Amazing!
I'm not surprised he didn't tell the bank executive he has a living relative - me - all his life he was full of secrets! But, indeed, I'm his dear and beloved nephew, and his legal inheritor! So, wait for me, I'll be there tomorrow at sunrise! Thank God I didn't sell my trotinette!
As soon as I reach Nigeria, I'll call you.
Your loyal
Pitbull Newman

(Va urma...?)

[Pitbull]

Da, a urmat...! :D
Runda din noaptea asta:
Zice Ibrahim:

Dear Pitbull ,

Thanks for your mail.

How are you today, I hope all is well with you?

I would love to discuss with you in detail on how we are going
to transfer this inheritance to your account so I advice you
to give me your direct telephone number and I will call you
now.

1.Your home or office
address........................................... .....

2.Your phone and fax
numbers........................................... ......

Thanks in advance.

My regards

Dr Ibrahim Sanni.

* * *

Zice io:

Hi, Ibrahim,
Thanks for your concern. Yes, everything is ok with me.
I'm writing to you from Greece. I'm on my way to Nigeria now, riding my trotinette, and I checked my email from my abacus that a friend upgraded so that I can also connect to the Internet with it.
I can't give you my home address, since I have a big bad problem: I'm so poor, that I couldn't pay the rent and they kicked me out, so I have no home now, living in my trotinette's trunk, in various parkings. For the same reason, I had to sell my cell phone, in order to survive. But, with the money from dear Uncle Newman, I'll buy a new phone and a new mobile!
As soon as I reach Nigeria, I'll call you from a public phone.
Wait for me!
Friendly yours,
Pitbull Newman Columbeanu

[st3fan]

But, with the money from dear Uncle Newman, I'll buy a new phone and a new mobile!

Pitbull ar fi trebuit sa mai scrie:

"And for you, I hope a new car will be enough, my dear friend."

Spune-i omului ca am si eu o matusa de la care trebuie sa mostenesc bani, sa ma contacteze. :)

[Pitbull]

Nu, dom'le!!!
De fapt, o aveam pregätitä, da' am uitat - nu-i nimic, o bag data urlätoare, dacä tot nu-i picä fisa si comédia continuä.
Ce masinä, care masinä? In märinimoasa-mi maganimitate, îi voi promite cä-i fac cinste cu-o bere "Ciuc" si-un pachet de "Viceroy"!

(Apropo, te-am väzut în ziar, cu video-odaia la ochi, imortalizându-i întru nemurirea neamului pe vajnicii probodnärasisti.)

[st3fan]

(Si ce am filmat cu acea video-odaie au bagat si la stiri.Mai trist e ca am avut primul contact cu o expresie a colaboratoarei mele, expresie pe care probabil ca o voi mai auzi in viitor.Dandu-i unele indicatii (propuneri mai exact) de montaj, aceasta afirma:"Auzi, daca tot nu iti convine si nu iti place, hai sa nu il mai facem, ce zici?" spuse ea pe un ton artagos."Welcome in the real life", mi-am spus in sinea mea, printre cateva cuvinte obscene, tot in sinea mea nascute si ingropate...)(Si am mai invatat ceva, cel mai bine e ca materialul filmat sa fie pe hardul personal, propriu, de acasa, astfel incat accesul la acesta sa poate avea loc la orice ora din noapte sau zi)

Cat despre vulpea care nu se lasa pana nu pacaleste ursul... :lol: .What a nice toy you have there.

[Pitbull]

(Ehe! Omu' cât träieste învatä! Boul de Laburentiu Damian, care-a fäcut vomele alea de "Rämânerea" si "Drumul câinilor", când era student încä nu se tâmpise iremediabil, si i-a iesit un film de diplomä chiar foarte bun, intitulat "Cine-verité", despre o studentä la regie cäreia monteuza îi dädea tot peste nas - o interpreta Tanta Teodorescu, monteuza din realitate de la institut, o tipä foarte... "contradictorie"; mä rog, eu m-am avut întotdeauna bine cu ea, dupä ce ne-am prietenificat. Iar replica mea favoritä din film era: "Auzi, fetito? Una-i ce-ai tu-n cap, si-alta-i filmu'!")

Oricum, când va sosi "momentul adevärului", am sä-i spun Bancu' cu Ibrahim - îl stiti? Ia fiti pe fazä, cä-i rupere! Deci:

- O, salut efendi! :)
- Salut, efendi! :)
- Ce mai faci, efendi? :)
- Minunat, efendi! :D
- Vai, cât mä bucur, efendi! :) Dar cu ce ocazie, efendi?
- A, päi sä-ti spun, efendi! ;) Stii... sorä-mea aia mare... S-a märitat! :happy:
- Ce vorbesti, efendi? Cu cine? :)
- Cu unu', efendi... :hmm: Unu înguuust în spate, ca biscuitele-n muchie... si c-un cur, efendi... :sleep: Cât doi pepeni galbeni de Turkestan! :P Si fuuutem la el, efendi, fuuutem pe rupte - eu, taicä-miu, frati-miu, :lol: si... îl stii pe Ibrahim?
- Äää... nu... :?
- E, lasä, n-are importantä! SI IBRAHIM!

Trec douä säptämâni...

- A, salut efendi! :)
- Salut-salut, efendi! :) ;)
- Cum o mai duci, efendi? :)
- Sublim, efendi! :D :D
- Dar ce pläcere, efendi! :happy: Si de data asta, ce s-a mai întâmplat efendi?
- Eee, efendi...! ;) O stii pe sorä-mea aia mijlocie... S-a märitat si ea!
- Nu mai spune, efendi! :) Cu cine?
- Cu unu', efendi... :hmm: :hmm: Unu c-un spate înguuuuust, ca un täis de iatagan... :sleep: :happy: si c-un cur, efendi... Cât patru pepeni galbeni de Turkestan! :P ;) Si fuuuuutem la el, efendi, fuuuuutem pe rupte - eu, taicä-miu, frati-miu, :lol: :D :lol: si... îl stii pe Ibrahim, nu?
- Äää... da... :huh:
- E, SI Ibrahim!

Peste încä o lunä...

- Salutare, efendi! :)
- Sal... efendi... :((
- Da' ce-i cu dumneata, efendi, te väd cam...? :huh:
- Lasä-mä-n pace, efendi! :x
- Da' ce-ai pätit, efendi? :o
- Nu mä-ntreba, efendi. :( A dat nenorocirea-în casa noasträ...
- Vai de mine si de mine! :shock: Hai, povesteste-mi, efendi!
- Ce sä-ti mai povestesc, efendi...? :( Sorä-mea micä... A pus-o Shaitan de s-a märitat si ea! :((
- Hmm, efendi...! :huh: Si, cu cine?
- Cu unu', efendi... :sick: Unu c-un spate laaaaaaaat, cât Palatul Sultanilor de la Stambul... :( si c-un cur, efendi... Zici cä-i o cireasä despicatä-n douä... :(( Si fuuuuuuute ästa la noi, efendi, fuuuuuuute de ne ies ochii - pe mine, pe taicä-miu, pe frati-miu, si... îl stii pe Ibrahim, da?
- Sigur!
- A murit.

* * *

(Sigur, va trebui sä-l traduc, da' nu-i bai. Oricum l-am si adaptat deja, acum 25 de ani era cu "Ismail".)

[Pitbull]

Prima pe anul ästa:

From : Mr.Victor Selormey <v_selormey4@yahoo.com>
Sent : Wednesday, January 4, 2006 2:24 AM
To : v_selormey4@yahoo.com
Subject : urgent response


Hello Please,

Am Mr.Victor Selormey from Accra Ghana,west Africa, am contacting you for this transaction and i pray that my proposal will be given approval considering the fact that we have known each other before,i have this estates known as consignments worth $12.6 million usd and 55 kilogram of gold stored in two boxes deposited with a security company here in Ghana for security reason, i want to transfer these two consignments to your country for a proper investment,there is no problem about this transaction since am the owner of the consignments, the asserts were formally my family estates which was willed to me , am now 46 years of age, due to the fluctuating life here in Ghana, i decided to send the consignments abroad for investment,

note that contacting you means that i want you to be my foreign partner and beneficiary who will stand to help me clear the consignments from the security company of Ghana and receive the two consignments in your country, the consignments has been over two years of deposit with the security company, your share will be 30% of the total contents of the two boxes, i hold all the legal documents covering the consignments with the company, i will alow you see them first before we proceed for a concrete proof that the consignments are really existing,

please if you are interested in this transaction you can contact me with my direct mobile number or this email address (00233-243557184) i will like you to forward to me your direct contact and identity so we can proceed for the claim of the consignments. i will wait for your urgent responce so that i can send you the legal documents backing the consignments.
Regards.
Mr.Victor Selormey.

[Pitbull]

A dat dracii-n ei cu iarna-n cap!
Azi, încä una:

From : Mrs.Silifat Ali Fayadh <silifatfyad1@yahoo.com>
Reply-To : "Mrs.Silifat Ali Fayadh" <silifatfyad1@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, January 5, 2006 7:14 AM
To : mihneacolumbeanu@hotmail.com
Subject : GOD BLESS YOU.....

Dear Sir/Ma,
I am Mrs. Silifat Ali - Fayadh ,Wife of Late Sheikh Dhari Ali Al-Fayadh
(Prominent Iraqis House of Assembly Member ) who was killed along with three of
his bodyguards and my Son in a suicide bomb attack in neighborhood of Rashdiya
Northern Baghdad .
View the Website below for detail Story of how I lost my influential husband.
http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/06/28/iraq.main/
My late and beloved husband deposited a huge amount with Diplomatic Vault for
safe keeping .All I need from you is an assistance to transfer the fund to your
country for investment untill I regain my freedom .
I will give you 15% of the total sum (sharing ration is Negotiable} but most
of all is that I solicit your trust in this transaction and will not want you to
betray me.
Please do not reply to this email address, All correspondence should be
directed to my private Email address below:

Email: mrs_fayadh_ali@yahoo.com

Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Silifat Ali Fayadh

[Cinemania]

They exista...no doubt...da' cine'i mai citeste? so fuck the paste :D

[Pitbull]

Cioaca de azi:

From : <mrsal_hassani@hispeed.ch>
Sent : Friday, January 13, 2006 5:25 PM
Subject : Mrs Almira Ahmed Hassani.

Mrs Almira Ahmed Hassani.
Centre De Sante Bethesda Hospital
83BP:1730 Gbejromede
Cotonou Benin Republic

Dearest Friend ,

It is with tears and pains that i write you this mail from my sick bed in a
hospital. I believe you have never meet such a condition before.

I am Mrs Almira Ahmed Hassanal Bolkiah a widow,I am married to Mr Ahmed Bolkiah
Hassanal from Indonesia, who until his death was a gold merchant in ghana.
Sadly,he died while on christmas vacation at Jarkata during the Tsunami wave
disaster on the 26th of December 2004.my husband's body was not found till today
but in all things,i gave God the glory after the pains i went
through.

I need your kind help in two major important things in my life now. I am a
cancer patience, i have cancer of the lungs, which is gradually taking my life
as the doctor have alerted me on the danger sorrounding my health condition. It
became much serious, after i lost my beloved husband. I have a son of 13 years.

Few months ago, i came to this country Benin republic with my only son of
13years, to withdraw my late husband money he deposited with a Bank here. But on
my arrival here, after seeking asylum, my sickness became so serious that i was
rushed to a hospital called Centre De Sante Bethesda by the camp authority. I
have spent all the money i came for the withdrawal of my late husband deposit in
my health. Now, the doctors have advised that i need an immediate surgical
operation overseas else, my life will be in danger.

I have given up to fate, and have decided that i seek a help of a kind person,
who will understand my situation, to take care of this money and my only son. If
i fail to survive from this condition, you will have to invest the money wisely
in my son's name and take care of my son until he becomes man enough to take
over the business you invested the money into. Since it is becoming obvious that
i will die, i need to make sure i make good plans for my little son so that my
spirit will be at rest even in death.

Please, i need your urgent response if you can take up this call, as i am very
sceptical about my life. I need to declare my will now that i am alife, handling
the deposit and my son in your care so that if anything goes wrong on my
side, you will take care of everything without requiring my presence.
Please reply immediately.
Mrs.Almira Ahmed
PLS YOU MAY GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS EMAIL BOX; mrsal_hassani@walla.como.ca

[st3fan]

Mrs Almira Ahmed Hassani - mare scenarista, mare...

[Pitbull]

"desmond hilltop" <hilltop_xvii@hotmail.com>
Subject: Can you be of any assistance ?
Date: Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:13:41 +0000

Auditing and Account's Unit,
Foreign Operations/Remmittance Department(FRD),
Banque Commercial'e Du Burkina(BCB),
Ouaga,
Burkina-Faso,
West-Africa.


Dear Partner,

I am Mr.Edmond Tashe.Hilltop,one of the senior managers in
charge of Auditing and Accounting section of Banque Commerciale
Du Burkina-Faso,in West Africa and also the head of the Auditing
and Account's unit,of this Bank.

In due respect and regard,i have decided to contact you,
over a business transaction,for the mutual benefits of the
both of us.


STATUS & NATURE OF TRANSACTION:

During an annual auditing of Account's in my section,in the Bcb-Bank,
where i am currently working,as the head of the Account's section,
an unclaimed sum of money,was discovered.This money,was originally
belonging to a deceased customer of this bank,Late George Brumley,
a retired Atlanta Physician,who died in a tragic plane crash on the
Lenana Peak,Mount Kenya,Saturday,the 19th day of July,2003
together with his wife Jean,three of their children and their
spouses, and four grandchildren.Though,he was operating
this account secretly,without the consent of anyone
or his close confidants,neither his spouses.

You can as well,re-confirm the authenticity and genuinty of this piece
of information,through the underneath website of this incident thus:

(http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html)

and more details on

(http://www.legacy.com/Obituaries.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonId=1177881).

These funds,have been dormant in his account with the Bcb Bank here,
without anyone putting up claim/claims over the funds,either from his
family or spouses,because he did not indicate nor state any next of kin
or beneficiary to this account,to whom these funds could be entrusted,
in any case of death.Personally,i kept this information secret and
confidential,to enable me carry out a successful transfer of this
funds out of the bank here,into a foreign account operational,
overseas.

The said amount involved is U.S $14.1m (Fourteen million and a hundred
thousand United States dollars).

I got your information and contact through my personal research,
for a foreign account holder,who will be required to tender an
application,to the bank here,for a transfer of these funds,
into an operational account overseas,as the banafide
"next-of-kin" to George Brumley.

All necessary documentations and papers,to perfect this deal and
have these funds transfered overseas,will be carefully worked out,
once we commence.

I need your full,utmost assistance and co-operation,to get this deal
accomplished,because as a foreigner,you stand in a better position,
to be presented,through documented proofs,as the bonafide
"next of kin" to the deceased customer,hence the deceased,
is also a foreigner.This is the more reason, why i could not do
this deal all alone and moreover,as civil servants here,
we are not allowed to operate any form of foreign account.

This transaction is a 100% risk free and on smooth conclusion of
transaction, you will be entitled to a 35% of the total funds as
gratification for your assistance,in helping clear the funds
overseas,a total sum of 5% will be set aside to take care of
any expenses that will come up,during the time of execution,
such as tel.bills,fax bills e.t.c,while the rest 60% will be for me.

Please,you have been advised to keep this transaction
confidential and secret,between you and i,as i am still in
active service and intends resigning honourably from the
services of the bank,as soon as we conclude transaction.

Once we commence ,it will take us a period of 15 to 20 bank
working days,to conclude transaction and get money transfered,
which is approximately a (three to four weeks bank working period).

I will be monitoring the whole situation over here in the bank,
until you confirm money in your account.As soon as money hits
your account and you confirm it to me,i will come over to your
Country,for sharing of funds,according to the percentages,that
i previously indicated to you and also for a further investments,
either in your Country or any other Country oversaes,which i
will find convenient.

I will relay every other necessary information to you,
as soon as i hear from you.

Get back to me,as soon as possible,if you are interested and
ready to help,in my proposal to you.


Send me every necessary information through my alternative
email address below:

(desmondhilltop1@hotmail.com)

(Thanks)

Mr.Edmond T.Hilltop.

[Pitbull]

From : frank ibeh <frankibeh@latinmail.com>
Sent : Wednesday, February 15, 2006 9:49 AM
To : frankibeh@latinmail.com <frankibeh@latinmail.com>
Subject : URGENT REPLY.

DEAR PARTNER,

YOUR URGENT PARTNERSHIP IS HIGHLY NEEDED.

AFTER DUE DELIBERATION WITH MY COLLEAGUES,I DECIDED TO FORWARD TO YOU THIS
CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL IN GOOD FAITH,TRUST AND WILL BE READY TO WORK WITH YOU IN
ALL SINCERITY.WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN RECEIVING THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN MILLION
UNITED STATES DOLLARS IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE PURPOSE OF PRIVATE INVESTMENT IN
REAL ESTATE BUSINESS THROUGH YOUR GUIDANCE AND DIRECTION IN YOUR COUNTRY.

THIS FUND RESULTED FROM A CONTRACT AWARDED BY US UNDER THE CURRENT BUDGET
ALLOCATION TO MY MINISTRY{PETROLEUM}AND THE BILL WAS APPROVED FOR PAYMENT IN
THIS FIRST QUARTER BY THE PAYMENT AUTHORITY.THE CONTRACT WAS AWARDED TO ONE
MRS.CLEOPATRA JACOB WHO HAILS FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.IT WAS COMPLETED
AND CERTIFIED OKAY BY THE PAYMENT APPROVAL AUTHORITIES.BUT AT THE TIME OF PAYING
HER THIS FUND,WE HEARD FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE OF HER UNFORTUNATE DEATH DURING A
SEVER CANCER SURGERY.AS A MATTER OF URGENCY THIS FUND HAS BEEN WITHDRAWN AND IS
NOW DEPOSITED WITH A DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICES COMPANY HERE WAITING FOR ONWARD
SHIPMENT TO HER BEFORE THIS SAD INFORMATION CAME TO US.ALL THE CLAIMS DOCUMENTS
ARE READY IN HER NAME/FAVOUR.WE HAVE DECIDED TO SEEK FOR A TRUSTWORTHY AND
HONEST FOREIGN PARTNER THAT WILL HELP US RECEIVE THIS MONEY FOR SAFE-KEEPING
SINCE SHE DID NOT MENTION ANY ONE IN HER PLACE IN CASE OF EVENTUALITIES LIKE
THIS ONE.

WE HAVE DECIDED THAT SHOULD YOU BE INTERESTED TO ASSIST US IN THIS DEAL, YOU
WILL BE ENTITELED TO A 30% OF THE TOTAL FUND AS YOUR OWN SHARE ON CONCLUSION,
WHILE 10% OF THE TOTAL FUND HAS BEEN MAPPED OUT TO COVER ANY EXPENSES THAT MAY
BE INCURED DURING THE TRANSACTION, EITHER HERE OR IN YOUR COUNTRY IN FORM OF
TAXES, LEVIES AND OTHER CHARGES THAT MAY EMANATE.THE LAST 60% WILL BE USED BY I
AND MY COLLEAGUES FOR INVESTMENT IN REAL ESTATE BUSINES IN YOUR COUNTRY VIA YOUR
GUIDANCE AND DIRECTION. THIS DEAL IS COMPLETELY 100% RISK-FREE AND LEGAL, AND
TOTALLY FREE OF ALL ENCUMBRANCES,AS ALL MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE FOR A SMOOTH
DEAL.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THIS OFFER, AND WE ARE ASSURED OF YOUR TOTAL
SINCERITY AND TRUSTWORTHINESS IN KEEPING OUR SHARE SAFE FOR US IN YOUR ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE FUNDS,THEN WRITE ME URGENTLY WITH YOUR INFORMATIONS
SUCH AS THESE: YOUR NAMES IN COMPLETE,YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AND YOUR MAILING
ADDRESS. THIS WILL ENABLE US MAKE ENTRY TO THE COURIER SERVICES COMPANY FOR THE
SHIPMENT OF THE CARGO TO YOU AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED
CONTRACTOR.BY THIS WAY,YOU WILL BE ACCEPTED AS THE BENEFICIARY AT ONCE. THE FUND
IS PACKAGED IN TWO BOXES LABELLED "DIPLOMATIC LUGGAGE TO BEAT SECURITY CHECKS
WHILE ON TRANSIT.

I AM MANDATED BY MY COLLEAGUES TO SEEK YOUR SINCERE COOPERATION IN THIS DEAL.WE
SHALL BE READY TO WORK WITH YOU IN TOTAL CONFIDENCE AND TRUST.

WE EXPECT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.PLEASE SEND YOUR INFORMATIONS TO MY PRIVATE
EMAIL:{ frk_ibeh02@yahoo.co.uk },,FOR MORE DETAILS,AND THE PROOF DOUCUMENTS
ALREADY PROCURED IN HER NAME.

YOURS SINCERELY,

ENGR.FRANK IBEH{CHAIRMAN},
CONTRACT AWARDS COMMITTEE,
NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM,
CORPORATION HEAD-QUARTERS,
VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA.

[st3fan]

Si iata ca a dat norocul si peste mine.Ma cauta un tip sa il ajut intr-o chestie, ptr care imi va da mii de dolari.Voila.

El:
"Dearest,


It is my pleasure to write you after much consideration, since I cannot be able to see you face
to face, By introduction, I am Chris Bello, A Sierra Leone, and son of late Mr Edword Bello former Director General Sierra-Leone Gold and Diamond Minning Corporation, I am 23 years of age.

My late father was limited liability Diamond and Gold merchant in Freetown Sierra-Leone before his untimely death. After his business trip to abidjan to nagociate on a Good Investment business he wanted to invest in abidjan.

A week after he came back from abidjan , he got an accident with my mother of which my mother died instantly but my father died after five days in a private hospital on that faithful afternoon, I didn´t
know that my father was going to leave me after I had lost my mother, (MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE). Before the death of my late Father he disclosed to me that he deposited sun of $35.5Million US dollars in a security company here in abidjan.



That the money was meant for his Diamond and Gold company he wanted to establish in abidjan, though, according to my father he deposited the money in a Metalic trunk box but declared it the security company as vital family belongings containg AFRICAN ARTWORKS, this he did for security reasons, He single handed me the code of the box and the deposit certificate and instructed me to seek for a reliable and trust worthy business partner for my life time investment abroad.



Now I have succeeded in locating the security company here in abidjan also confirmed the items with most honest and confidentiality. Now I am soliciting for your assistance to help me lift this money out from abidjan to your safe account abroad so that we should invest it in any meaningful lucrative business in your country because this is my only hope in life.

I am willing to offer you 15% of the total fund if only you can help me out of my present predicament.
Awaiting anxiously to hear from you so that we can discuss the modalities of this transaction.

I thanks while i will be waiting for your immediate response.

Yours sincerely.
Chris Bello.

Eu:
"Dear Chris,

First of all, I am so sorry for your parents.May their souls rest in peace, as you were saying.Secondly, of course I will try to help you, not only for those 15%, but because you are a man who is in a deep pain, I am sure of that.So tell me please, how can I help you?

Yours sincerely,
Stefan"

El again:
"Dear Stefan,

I thank you very much for your responce to my mail and i pray that God almighty will protect and guide you so that you will be of help to me.

Now what i want you to do for me is to come down here in this country, so that we will go to the security company were my late father deposited the box that contains the money, for me to introduce you to them as the beneficiary of the box, so that them realise the box to you.

So now i want you to tell me when you will be coming down here, so that i will go to tell the security company that my late father will be coming to cleam the box, so that when you come they will not delay to realise the box to you.

And after the box is cleamed you will help me to get invetention letter, to aneble me get my visa easy to join you to your country for the invstment of the money.

Thanks for now while am waiting to hear from you soonest.

Yours Sincerely,
Chris Bello."

[Pitbull]

Si cân' te duci?
Mi-aduci si mie o negresä de abanos s-o pun pe televizor, cä tot e stricat, da?
A, si nu uita: dä-ti cu fäinä prin pär, cä tu vei fi räposatu' ta-su.

[st3fan]

Ma duc, ma duc si ma intorc cu cadouri ptr toti.Se pare ca prietenul meu virtual vrea sa ma sune... :w00t:

"Dear Stefan,

How are you tod and your family? hope that all is fine and in good health and if so thank be to God almighty.

Please reply to my mail so that i will know the next step to follow, is because of the situation of this country i want this money to leave this country bucause am afraid and i dont want to loose this money as you know that this money is my only hope in this world.

Please is too urgent, reply so that i will give you the contact of the security company were my late father deposited the box so you can contact them and ask them the possibility of claiming this consignment.

give me your phone number so that i can call you for more details.

Thanks for now while waiting to hear from you soonest.

My regards to your family,

Chris bello."

A repetat de foarte multe ori cuvantul "money"... cred ca vrea sa imi lucreze subconstientul. :lol: :lol:
(Nu prea am chef sa ii raspund.)

[Pitbull]

Nu ai chef aaazi! Nu ai chef aaaaazi...!

Vezi cä piesa se încheie cu concluzia:

Am fost un fraier!

[st3fan]

:lol: Baietii de la Vama Veche au ajuns adevarati clasici si nici macar nu au murit.In alta ordine de idei, voi raspunde, si ii voi spune adevarul: am 12 ani, si nu stiu daca pot sa plec din tara. :(( Dar astept cu interes niste fotografii cu el scaldandu-se in bani.

[Pitbull]

Numai dacä face nudism la scäldätoarea cu bani - altfel, n-are nici un haz.

[Lino]

Pana la urma ati scos vreun ban vreunul , sau doar va laudati asa degeaba cu contractele astea bengoase. Stiti ce cred eu , eu cred ca , sansele totusi sunt destul de mici , dar , cred ca totul e o facatura. Sper sa nu credeti acum ca sunt paranoic, insa sunt destule sanse sa nu puneti mana pe nici un ban . :D :D :D

[Supastar]

Pana la urma ati scos vreun ban vreunul , sau doar va laudati asa degeaba cu contractele astea bengoase.

Deci, eu am scos pana acu multi bani, dar tre sa-mi depuneti in cont 10 RON k s pot s reactivez contu sa va zic cati bani am scos pana acu.


Stiti ce cred eu , eu cred ca , sansele totusi sunt destul de mici , dar , cred ca totul e o facatura.

deci, intr-adevar sansele sunt destul de mici sa fie totul o facatura.


Sper sa nu credeti acum ca sunt paranoic, insa sunt destule sanse sa nu puneti mana pe nici un ban . :D :D :D

Deci, crede si nu cerceta!

[Lino]

:) Cand iau alocatia iti trimit :D

[Bulumulu]

Dear sir/madam,
It's a pleasure reaching you through this means,my name is Harry Brown the only
son of Dr Acthor Brown of zimbabwe. I got your contact address during my search
on the net to solicit for a reliable and God fearing person. who can assist me.
particularly in joint venture in your Country on lucrative business.
During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the support of our
President ROBERT MUGABE to claim all the farms in our Country, so he ordered all
the farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and his followers.
My father is one of the best farmers in our Country.
My father did not support his idea because of that, his supporters invaded my
father's farm and burnt every thing in the farm and killed my father and
confiscated all his investment.After the death of my father, I decided to move
out of Zimbabwe because my was in danger.My father kept large amount of money in
his hidden safe, since he does not have any account with any bank due to
illiteracy but was successful in farming business.
The amount contained in the safe is US$16 Million United States Dollars), and I
decided to move with the money through diplomatic means and I am currently
forced to seek a political asylum as refugee here in Dublin the Republic of
Ireland.

Meanwhile I was advised by my mother to find a reliable person who will set up a
non-resident account with the same financial institution and have the fund
transfered to his account overseas.

I cannot invest here or even allowed to touch the fund due to my political
status. I cannot conclude this transaction alone. If you are
interested in helping, contact me immediately via this mail
box:harrybenson_help@yahoo.com
Tell:+353851633788
I am open to any suggestion you may contribute.I have made up my mind to
compensate you with 25% of the total which will be your share for assistance
me.Them 70% will be for to investment in your Country.

I need utmost trust and confidentiality and I want this to be concluded as soon
as possible. It is also risk free, hence all the modalities is safe, smooth
successful transaction has been arranged by me and my mother.I will ask my
lawyer in africa to preparing all the documents in this business.
I also look forward to establish a good relationship with you.

Best regards.

Harry Brown
(For the entire family)

saraqu tzaran :) sa-i raspund, sa nu-i raspund?

[Pitbull]

Dacä n-ai ce face cu timpu' täu, joacä-te putin cu el, cum obisnuiam si eu sä fac o vreme, pânä m-am plictisit (vezi c-am reprodus mai sus cel mai savuros dialog din serie).

[Cinemania]

pt Pitbull

PLS....................0720544954 Buna, numele meu este Ionut, sunt insurat cu o fata numita alina si am un copil nou nascut, numit Raresh . El inseamna tot ptr mine, si recent doctorii au descoperit ca are cancer la creier. Din pacate eu si sotia mea nu avem bani nici macar sa platim facturile lunare, dar am facut o intelegere cu YAHOO si AOL si am cazut de acord ca ptr fiecare persoana care primeste acest mesaj sa primim 5 centi in schimb. deci te rog trimite acest mesaj tuturor persoanelor din lista si ajute-ne Da-l mai departe te rugam. Cum l-am primit asa il dau si eu mai departe ... f impresionant....nu fiti rai...da-ti mai departe