Nightwane
28 Jan 2005, 12:49
"Family Guy" is better than The Simpsons. Na! Sa-mi dati in cap. L-am savurat pana la ultimul episod (de vreo 3 ori :P ) and it still left me craving for more.
It's basically a family show (let's hear the "Doh" from the crowd :P ). american family to be more specific: Peter Griffin (the father and idiot extraordinaire), Lois Griffin (not Lois Lane or what was her name :P ), Stewie Griffin (my personal fav, bent on world domination, bent on killing his mother and a little bit gay sometimes. Ah he's just a baby :D), Chris Griffin (the exact replica of his father...but he's younger), Meg Griffin (your basic teenager...urata si complexata :P) and Brian (the talking dog care e pe deasupra si un alcoolic notoriu ;) ) and their friends (Quagmire and the others ).
Anywayz...iata niste quotes:
"Brian: Hola, me llamo es brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que? "
"Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. "
"Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
"Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house"
"Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
"Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!"
"Stewie: Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
"Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room."
"Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh, and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston!"
It's basically a family show (let's hear the "Doh" from the crowd :P ). american family to be more specific: Peter Griffin (the father and idiot extraordinaire), Lois Griffin (not Lois Lane or what was her name :P ), Stewie Griffin (my personal fav, bent on world domination, bent on killing his mother and a little bit gay sometimes. Ah he's just a baby :D), Chris Griffin (the exact replica of his father...but he's younger), Meg Griffin (your basic teenager...urata si complexata :P) and Brian (the talking dog care e pe deasupra si un alcoolic notoriu ;) ) and their friends (Quagmire and the others ).
Anywayz...iata niste quotes:
"Brian: Hola, me llamo es brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que? "
"Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. "
"Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
"Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house"
"Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
"Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!"
"Stewie: Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
"Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room."
"Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh, and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston!"