Gandalf VS Nightwane LYRICAL STANDOFF [Archive]

Gaandalf

31 Dec 2004, 12:37

lui nu i-a placut topic sentence k e prea "cocky" ...
pretentzioasa k o shcolaritza ... :hmm:

Nightwane

31 Dec 2004, 12:39

lyrical my butt ... even my ass is more lyrical than this...bling bling shizzle fo mah nizzle!

oooh i'm a schoolgirl and i'm about to bust your nuts with a battering ram .. see if you like it.

Gaandalf

31 Dec 2004, 12:42

bling bling look at my god damn ring!
i'll go invisible on ur ass ... and go BERSERK ... u know what that is don't you ... ? :D

Nightwane

31 Dec 2004, 12:43

ring? wut ring? the ring your momma used to fight in when she was a taiwanese lard-ass? i ain't lookin' at that.

You couldn't go berserk even if 100 black people gangbanged you at the same time.

Gaandalf

31 Dec 2004, 12:51

u a rasist ... is that what u tellin' me ? black people... if u start countin' people ... u rasist as a motherfacker ...

Nightwane

31 Dec 2004, 12:52

i'm sorry.. i was too busy flushing the toilet after your momma and i didn't get your message. you were saying something about greeks having small dicks?

Gaandalf

31 Dec 2004, 12:56

funny thing! ... i had ur momma over last night and we're doing hop hop. and she told me that u know shit about ur daddy .. except that he spit u in the face and bump, bump, bumped u in the fanny!

in ur face ... :D

Nightwane

31 Dec 2004, 13:00

well..given the fact that my mum has a big bum...and you are...how should i put it..."tiny" ... i don't think you were humping her... maybe you were only rubbing your ...hmm...let's call it "bellybutton" against her...

to be continued...asta daca nu sterge Emanuel tot :P

crydead

02 Jan 2005, 16:50

Hai ca m-am ras pa alocuri. :D

Gaandalf

04 Jan 2005, 12:13

pe alocuri pe unde nightwane screams like a lil' biatch!

Nightwane

04 Jan 2005, 16:53

*behind closed doors*

Gandalf's Mom: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
20000 black people and one midget: "Eeeeewww! Lady! Ya gots a schlong!"

that happened when Gandalf was born. He doesn't know that his mom is actually...Ernest Borgnine ressurected as a Dick eating zombie.

That's too bad.

OH and i don't scream like a lil' biatch. I scream like a gigantic biatch 'cuz you know i'm huge. ;)

Gaandalf

04 Jan 2005, 17:13

did u actually write that story ? I mean ... i don't know whether 2 yawn or to just simply and quietly go to sleep ... i'll take super secret hide out position and pretend u didn't write that lame story ...

you wave 2 me when u come up with a less pathetic story ... disgusting in such manner that u make me puke my guts out and shit all over the planet - including you ... you would be speaking by yourself if it weren't for me...

so looking forward for a reply from the huge man in a bikini...
poopik pe dintzi cu ranga plina de kkao!

Nightwane

04 Jan 2005, 17:33

my my..aren't we getting al testy and frisky? Despite the fact that you are hung like a field mouse, you ain't got wits either.

P00pik pe rimel..go buy yourself a new leotard and watch the nails girl!

Gaandalf

04 Jan 2005, 17:48

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a HUGE HOGG in the sky,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are!

When the puny light is gone,
And there's no light in the room,
Then you show thy realest nature,
Twinkle, twinkle, oh it's DARK,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Oh My God how HUGE u are!

Then the traveler in the dark (that's me)
Cursed you for your tiny THANG,
Looky looky in the sky ...
There's a space hogg in the sky ...

shtii k tzin la tine nu ? ... u big balooca! :P

Nightwane

04 Jan 2005, 17:51

Dark is my pubic hair, huge is my cock and tiny is your prick that your momma likes to rock.

:love:

BeNnY

04 Jan 2005, 18:23

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 00:05

Nighty & Benita cuddling in a tree ...
Should i go on ? What for ? ... u know the rest ... :lol:

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 13:10

Look... if it isn't mister "I'm-a-greek-and-i-like-it-between-the-cheeks" . Fag-a-la-la-la!

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 13:16

Looky here nighty ... should we all be expecting Benita to sing u Cherry Blosom Girl ?

For those of you who do not know it gos something like this ...

Tell me why can't it be true

I'll never love again
Can I say that to you
Will you run away
If I try to be true
Cherry blossom girl ...

:lol:

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 13:19

For those of you who do not know it gos something like this ...

Dupa ce ca esti subdimensionat dpdv penian mai esti si agramat. Gee-zuz!

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 13:23

Whatever dude ... some 14 year old has the hots 4 ya' ... :lol:

I WIN ... :lol:

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 13:26

Whatever dude ... some 14 year old has the hots 4 ya' ... :lol:

I WIN ... :lol:

hmm...i guess i am sexier than most fuzzy monkeys... but anyway..i'll just use him and throw him away. Like i always do.

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 13:29

hmm...i guess i am sexier than most fuzzy monkeys... but anyway..i'll just use him and throw him away. Like i always do.

1st - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: stop it .. u're killin' me ...
2nd - u have 2 stop with the fuzzy monkey ... it makes u even more gay ... and it's not that funny either ...

kissy! :D

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 13:31

2nd - u have 2 stop with the fuzzy monkey ... it makes u even more gay ... and it's not that funny either ...

what do you mean it makes me EVEN MORE gay??? I ain't gay...i'm just sexually confused :P

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy anal sex.

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 13:35

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 13:37

nope ... no, no .... u're just "I GOT MY HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IN THE CLOUDS ... SO I GUESS I'LL FACK ANYTHING THAT WALKS AROUND AND HAS A HOLE" ... that my friend is what we ... down 2 earth, pussy facking people ... call GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

what the hell???? What's "fack" supposed to mean? You illiterate tv person!

Well...my head is all the way up in the clouds 'cuz a fuzzy person like me loves the moon (check the t-shirt) and therefore...i can't do anything to help it. Uhm..one more question... do you visit them gloryholes? Sau doar te lauzi cu asta cand esti beat? :D

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 13:41

fack is suppossed 2 mean fuck ... u dumb ass ... i can't really say fuck or the "ing" form ... you english wanna speak ... spanglish biatch!

go practice spanish ... che paso ... & shit like that ... :D

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 13:45

fack is suppossed 2 mean f*** ... u dumb ass ... i can't really say f*** or the "ing" form ... you english wanna speak ... spanglish biatch!

go practice spanish ... che paso ... & shit like that ... :D

?Qué pasó? No pasó nada...el único problema es que a tu madre le gusta mucho la polla y quiere chuparla cada d�*a sin parar... ay ay Fernanda!

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 13:50

i'll go ballistic on ur ass ... don't make me.
si tu voi prendere nel cullo io posso arrangiare una staminca con gli ragazzi che ti volgliono ... et tu sai di chi io sto parlando ?
:lol:

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 13:59

i'll go ballistic on ur ass ... don't make me.
si tu voi prendere nel cullo io posso arrangiare una staminca con gli ragazzi che ti volgliono ... et tu sai di chi io sto parlando ?
:lol:

certo certo. pero ti prego...puoi mangiare il mio cazzo? pui succhiare il mio cazzo? ti prego...

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 14:06

No posso fare niente che tu mi pregi ... ma cerchero di arangiare un cazzo ggrosso per tuo cullo ...

che ne dici ? io so che tu vuoi tanto una staminca... tu devi solo dire SI ... amico mie ... arangia mi una staminca... e i ragazzi = PRONTO ... :sick:

Nightwane

13 Jan 2005, 14:10

non voglio un cazzo grosso perche il mio culo e troppo fragile :lol:

yeah..whatever :) Come diceva...fuck you and fuck your greeks as well.

Porco DIO!

crydead

13 Jan 2005, 14:11

this shit is funny :D

Gaandalf

13 Jan 2005, 14:31

go to sleep, go to sleep little swine and may ur dreams be raped by greeks with huge dicks with the power of 1000 cannons ...
hope u're cozy and tucked in ... cuz u're in 4 a serious ride ...

Gaandalf

28 Jan 2005, 16:16

Oh My God! You ... are such a skank!

Nightwane

28 Jan 2005, 16:18

Oh My God! You ... are such a skank!

oh my god! I KNOW I AM!!!

Gaandalf

28 Jan 2005, 16:21

Now all i see iz ... THEE ... SHANK! :lol:

Nightwane

28 Jan 2005, 16:27

Now all i see iz ... THEE ... SHANK! :lol:

hush now...go and cut your hair ... and make sure you don't dye it like the last time in the colors of the rainbow... even though you're not ashamed to show your true sexuality. I'm getting wild bowel movment even from talking to you...

Gaandalf

28 Jan 2005, 16:30

hush now ... THEE (which iz YOU) - for those of "us" :lol: who don't know that ... :lol:

shhh! i promise i won't tell anyone ... :lol:
pup ... ma duc sa ma tund!
:D

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:22

La multi ani muierilor de pe forum (Gandalf etc.)
u told me once : "The straight WAY is the GAY WAY!" i see that now ... your buddy icon or avatar as some f.ucks call ... it proves it!

How EVIL am i ?

Nightwane

08 Mar 2005, 20:23

La multi ani muierilor de pe forum (Gandalf etc.)
u told me once : "The traight WAY is the GAY WAY!" i see that now ... your buddy icon or avatar as some f.ucks call it proves it!

you can't even spell you retarded anal-zombie.

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:25

you can't even spell you retarded anal-zombie.
i can go ZOMBIE on your ass if u tell me to do it!
i know u like it "ruff"! :lol:

Nightwane

08 Mar 2005, 20:28

you can't even spell you retarded anal-zombie.
i can go ZOMBIE on your ass if u tell me to do it!
i know u like it "ruff"! :lol:

zombify my dick with your snake-like tongue.

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:29

zombify my dick with your snake-like tongue.
that would leave u dickless ... which is not very far from the facing situation ...
someone told me so ... :lol:

Nightwane

08 Mar 2005, 20:30

zombify my dick with your snake-like tongue.
that would leave u dickless ... which is not very far from the facing situation ...
someone told me so ... :lol:

oh no...are there naked pict00rz of me on the net? NOT AGAIN!!!

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:33

oh no...are there naked pict00rz of me on the net? NOT AGAIN!!!
vezi k le-a pus nume pe net :lol:

Nightwane

08 Mar 2005, 20:34

oh no...are there naked pict00rz of me on the net? NOT AGAIN!!!
vezi k le-a pus nume pe net :lol:

well..i'll never...!!! bine macar ca nu au aparut pe net pozele alea de la majoratul meu... thank g-o-d!

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:39

well..i'll never...!!! bine macar ca nu au aparut pe net pozele alea de la majoratul meu... thank g-o-d!
i take full responsibility for my actions that night that party made the Guiness Book Of World Records as the most borring party of all ETERNITY!
:D

Nightwane

08 Mar 2005, 20:41

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:44

:lol: :lol: :lol:
BOOOORING ... i mean in the YAWN till you eyes start 2 shower ...
not to mention the great nap i had at the beginning! :P

Nightwane

08 Mar 2005, 20:44

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:46

:lol: :lol: :lol:
BOOOORING ... i mean in the YAWN till you eyes start 2 shower ...
not to mention the great nap i had at the beginning! :P

la ce stramba a venit cu tine cred si eu...toate pocitaniile trag la tine...
pocitania aia s-a luptat cu mine in sex a2a zi si sa nu mai vb de ball licking ... a thing you are most familiar with ... :lol:

Nightwane

08 Mar 2005, 20:47

pocitania aia s-a luptat cu mine in sex a2a zi si sa nu mai vb de ball licking ... a thing you are most familiar with ... :lol:

i am familiar...should i count the times when you licked my balls?

Gaandalf

08 Mar 2005, 20:49

pocitania aia s-a luptat cu mine in sex a2a zi si sa nu mai vb de ball licking ... a thing you are most familiar with ... :lol:
i am familiar...should i count the times when you licked my balls?
hai lasa-ma pe mine ... inutil ... stim aman2 cine e THE MYSTERIOUS BALL LICKER! :lol:

Nightwane

09 Mar 2005, 11:49

hai lasa-ma pe mine ... inutil ... stim aman2 cine e THE MYSTERIOUS BALL LICKER! :lol:

true true...but he's not that mysterious ;)

Gaandalf

09 Mar 2005, 16:15

hai lasa-ma pe mine ... inutil ... stim aman2 cine e THE MYSTERIOUS BALL LICKER! :lol:
true true...but he's not that mysterious ;)
You could say he's in the spotlight but due to his powers of the dark side he can blind all users and thus cloacking his pathetic true face.
"The dark side clouds everything ..." not ME.
:lol:

Nightwane

09 Mar 2005, 16:46

You could say he's in the spotlight but due to his powers of the dark side he can blind all users and thus cloacking his pathetic true face.
"The dark side clouds everything ..." not ME.
:lol:

i scartch my ass in amazement...

Gaandalf

10 Mar 2005, 05:41

i scartch my ass in amazement...
i'm scratching my ass in amazement & amusement for like 2 days now ... if you follow me ... :lol:

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 11:55

cu durere in glas va anunt ca Gandalf se retrage de pe forum. nu mi-a spus motivele sale. mi-a spus doar sa va anunt.

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 11:59

cu durere in glas va anunt ca Gandalf se retrage de pe forum. nu mi-a spus motivele sale. mi-a spus doar sa va anunt.
you're a snake in the grass now! ... aren't you "Tommy" ?
you cunt!

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 12:00

you're a snake in the grass now! ... aren't you "Tommy" ?
you cunt!

cu durere in glas va anunt ca gandalf s-a intors pe forum :(( :(( :((

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 12:03

you're a snake in the grass now! ... aren't you "Tommy" ?
you cunt!

cu durere in glas va anunt ca gandalf s-a intors pe forum :(( :(( :((
:lol: :lol: :lol:
yes strongest of sailer moon order ... :D

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 12:05

Venus or Saturn wuz it ?

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 12:07

:lol: :lol: :lol:
yes strongest of sailer moon order ... :D

:o :o :o :o

ti-am zis sa taci din gura! nu spune nimanui care este my true identity!!!

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 12:08

dude! i like Sailor URanus (http://www.venus.dti.ne.jp/~jbe00071/image/p8.jpg) - te deranjeza ? :D

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 12:09

dude! i like Sailor URanus (http://www.venus.dti.ne.jp/~jbe00071/image/p8.jpg) - te deranjeza ? :D

that's not me :P da' don't give away my true identity please!

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 12:12

that's you! sailor moon and i'm sailor URanus while i ass rape you giggle and make big, huge eyes like anime characters ... :D

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 12:14

that's you! sailor moon and i'm sailor URanus while i ass rape you giggle and make big, huge eyes like anime characters ... :D

i'm not Sailor Moon...baka! Sailor Moon e mama ta ca e inutila :P

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 12:16

si ma-ta a zis aseara ca este inutila ... cand m-am dat jos de pe ea... :lol:

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 12:17

si ma-ta a zis aseara ca este inutila ... cand m-am dat jos de pe ea... :lol:

inutila este p**a ta de Sailor MYanus :P

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 12:18

i will enlarge URanus like a blackhole... biaatch!

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 12:19

i will enlarge URanus like a blackhole... biaatch!

enlarge it with what? You're a lame-o :P chiar mai lame decat aia cu paru' roz ;)

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 12:22

i will enlarge URanus like a blackhole... biaatch!
enlarge it with what? You're a lame-o :P chiar mai lame decat aia cu paru' roz ;)
i see that you pointless pick on my dick which you with your own describing eyes mentioned it was too huge for you gippy!

i know you're responsible for winning best lame ass party of the year but you have to get over it... or under it and make luv to it ...
so that you feel good abut yourself ... :lol: ha ha!

Nightwane

14 Mar 2005, 12:24

i see that you pointless pick on my dick which you with your own decribing eyes mentioned it was too huge for you gippy!

i know you're responsible fot winning best lame ass party of the year but you have to get over it... or under it and make luv to it ...
so that you feel good abut yourself ... :lol: ha ha!

again..you can't even spell right...but let's ignore that.

you're still lamer than DragonBall and Pokemon and Digimon and Yu-gi-oh and Cardcaptor Sakura put together. How low can you go? You can go Gandalf-low!

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 14:51

it wasn't me... eu dictam si ma-ta scria. so that means she can't type right!

Airlight

14 Mar 2005, 15:31

http://www.bumerang.ro/articles.php?channel_id=51&id=2512

8)

Gaandalf

14 Mar 2005, 15:35

restricted area ... LEAVE NOW!
:x

Gaandalf

27 Apr 2005, 17:09

Master Chief Billy sunday ... a.k.a Nightwane would like to dedicate:
"multa muie si un cosh cu coaie fermentate" ....

Now for the fun part ...
Don't miss Irene Marilyn Monroe ... LIVE on CIAO DARWIN ...
JOI SEARA la ANTENA 1...
so looking forward ... :w00t:

Nightwane

05 May 2005, 20:19

Master Chief Billy sunday ... a.k.a Nightwane would like to dedicate:
"multa m*** si un cosh cu c**** fermentate" ....

nu e adevarat. nu am zis asa ceva...you meanie.

Gaandalf

08 May 2005, 13:16

Master Chief Billy sunday ... a.k.a Nightwane would like to dedicate:
"multa m*** si un cosh cu c**** fermentate" ....
nu e adevarat. nu am zis asa ceva...you meanie.
yes you did ... you so did ...
eu ma ofer sa fiu moderator la vacile alea.
te-a intrebat cineva ceva ? i think not ... now bore me not ...