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Lady_Skar
22 Apr 2004, 16:50
si inlocuiti UN cuvant cu "pants" (sau echivalentul in limba in care este filmul)

Exemplu:

Vader: Luke, help me take these PANTS off.
Luke: But you'll die!

WraIth
22 Apr 2004, 17:40
shi inlocuim orice cuvant dintr-o replica care ne-a placut??? :huh:
nu prea iese klumea

Sm�agol-Gollum
22 Apr 2004, 17:47
ai luat kestia asta de la lotr?

Lady_Skar
22 Apr 2004, 20:58
Guys, it's not brain surgery. It's for laughs...

de exemplu

"You want the pants? You can't handle the pants!!!"

daca vreti sa stiti am luat ideea de pe alt forum si m-am gandit ca am putea sa facem niste chestii haioase pe aici.
Apearantly I was wrong... :?

WraIth
22 Apr 2004, 21:08
Guys, it's not brain surgery. It's for laughs...

de exemplu

"You want the pants? You can't handle the pants!!!"

daca vreti sa stiti am luat ideea de pe alt forum si m-am gandit ca am putea sa facem niste chestii haioase pe aici.
Apearantly I was wrong... :?

nope..............wrong again

"The PANTS are going to war" 8)

Demona
22 Apr 2004, 21:13
"I see the same fear in your eyes, that would take the PANTS out of me..."(Aragorn - Return of the King)... Lady S...you're good!

BeNnY
22 Apr 2004, 21:16
The Bride: Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the pants you've lost. They belong to me now.

raptor
22 Apr 2004, 21:38
Si daca cuvintul care il inlocuim e chiar pants?Se mai pune? :D 8)

Bogie
22 Apr 2004, 21:53
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: I can eat fifty pants.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty pants

ArsDeViu
23 Apr 2004, 01:40
George: This pants are making me thirsty!

Mircius
23 Apr 2004, 07:39
George: This pants are making me thirsty!

G E N I A L ! ! !

Bogie
23 Apr 2004, 10:26
TV Anchorman: Why are you robbing the bank, Sonny?
Sonny: I'm robbing a bank because they got panties here. That's why I'm robbing it.

Leonard
23 Apr 2004, 14:57
eu zic mai bine sa jucam "Nea Nae Face Baie In Copaie". e mai funny...

blitz43
23 Apr 2004, 15:53
eu zic mai bine sa jucam "Nea Nae Face Baie In Copaie". e mai funny...

si si-o zguduie in baie.... :w00t:

Gaandalf
23 Apr 2004, 18:51
asta e gen faza aia cu Lotr - make your own story ... 3 words - :lol:
i'll play along:
Count Dooku / Lord Tyranus to Yoda :"As you can see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now, pants off." :lol:

WraIth
23 Apr 2004, 20:54
Gandalf:Ride Shadowfax and show us the meaning of the word pants
(parca asha era nu....)

Demona
23 Apr 2004, 21:02
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black pants?

Demona
23 Apr 2004, 21:04
Hai sa ma leg shi de semnatura ta, WraIth...;)

"Come not beetwen the Nazgul and his pants!" ;)

WraIth
23 Apr 2004, 21:10
Hai sa ma leg shi de semnatura ta, WraIth...;)

"Come not beetwen the Nazgul and his pants!" ;)


:lol: why didn't i think of that......... :lol:

Demona
23 Apr 2004, 21:12
Hai sa ma leg shi de semnatura ta, WraIth...;)

"Come not beetwen the Nazgul and his pants!" ;)


:lol: why didn't i think of that......... :lol:

Chiar vrei sa-tzi raspund?! ;) :D :lol:

WraIth
23 Apr 2004, 21:17
not necesarrily :P :D



Ugluk:boys.......pants are on the menu again !

Demona
23 Apr 2004, 21:40
not necesarrily :P :D



Ugluk:boys.......pants are on the menu again !

Vezi ca te descurci... ;)

WraIth
23 Apr 2004, 21:44
not necesarrily :P :D



Ugluk:boys.......pants are on the menu again !

Vezi ca te descurci... ;)

i'm on a role here :D :P

Nice pants !! we's likes them .......yesssssssssssss

Sm�agol-Gollum
23 Apr 2004, 21:59
Nice pants !! we's likes them .......yesssssssssssss

:x :x :x asta eu vroiam sa zic :x :x

BeNnY
23 Apr 2004, 21:59
"People say I'm a freak, dark, weird, sick and twisted person, but I actually have the pants of a young girl - in a jar, on my desk..."

Sm�agol-Gollum
23 Apr 2004, 22:15
If only God would give me some clear pants!
Like making a large deposit in my pants at a Swiss bank.

Alex Leo Serban
24 Apr 2004, 08:28
'show me the P.A.N.T.S.!!!' (c/o jerry maguire)
sau: 'frankly m'dear, i don't give a pants...' (c/o gone with the wind)
sau: 'nobody's pants'... (c/o some like it hot)
in fine - help me out with the right words here! - 'of all the (blabla)... pants, you had to walk into mine...' (c/o casablanca)

Alex Leo Serban
24 Apr 2004, 08:30
na, ca uitam:
'life is a box of pants.' (c/o forrest gump)

Demona
24 Apr 2004, 12:01
na, ca uitam:
'life is a box of pants.' (c/o forrest gump)

..Good one! :happy:

Lady_Skar
25 Apr 2004, 06:30
Tyler Durden: The pants you own end up owning you.

Rah
25 Apr 2004, 10:53
Do not try and bend the pants . That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

Sm�agol-Gollum
25 Apr 2004, 21:33
The pants must be destoyed

KORBEN
25 Apr 2004, 22:32
"People say I'm a freak, dark, weird, sick and twisted person, but I actually have the pants of a young girl - in a jar, on my desk..."
:D :D :shock: :shock:

KORBEN
25 Apr 2004, 22:41
iata cateva propuneri
1 nice pants we`ll take `em ak ak ak( pants attacks)
2 pants will roll( sleepypants)
3 bringing out the pants
4 lost in (the) pants
5 all the president`s pants
6 a pair of pants named desire
7 the pants on the hot tin roof
sau the cat on the hot tin pants
8 every (pair of) pants has an end
9 the pants of a dangerous mind
10 the haunted pants

BeNnY
25 Apr 2004, 23:08
4 lost in (the) pants


Now that's a title :D :lol:

Rah
26 Apr 2004, 08:19
Ca sa repet treaba cu furatul semnaturii :
PEOPLE WITH SIMPLE PANTS SHOULD BE ADMIRED....AND THEN EXECUTED (GARFIELD)

Lady_Skar
26 Apr 2004, 14:42
May the pants be with you. 8)

Sm�agol-Gollum
26 Apr 2004, 21:30
My parents were great. They tasted like pants.

ogto
27 Apr 2004, 11:22
Eat my 'pants'.

Eat my little friend's pants. :happy:

blitz43
27 Apr 2004, 11:29
na, ca uitam:
'life is a box of pants.' (c/o forrest gump)

nu prea merge...
am io o propunere...
Pants are like a box of chocolates, Forrest.
You never know what you're gonna get.

Parerea mea..... :lol:

Lady_Skar
27 Apr 2004, 12:30
My parents were great. They tasted like pants.

Nice pantssss. We likessss them. :D

raptor
27 Apr 2004, 12:45
[S]he's got the whole world in her pants

Sm�agol-Gollum
27 Apr 2004, 13:18
My parents were great. They tasted like pants.

Nice pantssss. We likessss them. :D

:lol: :lol: ar fi o problema.....a mai fost spusa semnatura mea..... :P

Nightwane
27 Apr 2004, 13:43
If you've got a taste for terror, wear your pants to the prom...
(sau take your pants to the prom, whatever!)

Alex Leo Serban
27 Apr 2004, 14:27
ca tot a mers korben mai mult pe titluri - take the obvious:
the pants of the christ
(merge si the last pants of christ)
sau - ca sa fim in tema - jesus pants superstar :P

KORBEN
27 Apr 2004, 15:12
Ca sa repet treaba cu furatul semnaturii :
PEOPLE WITH SIMPLE PANTS SHOULD BE ADMIRED....AND THEN EXECUTED (GARFIELD)

:D :D :D
define "simple"

Sm�agol-Gollum
27 Apr 2004, 18:19
The lord of the pants !!!!!!!!!!

emanuel
27 Apr 2004, 18:26
How the pants stole Christmas

MinRep
27 Apr 2004, 19:58
Pants... Can't live with them, can't live without them... Can't kill* 'em...


Si un titlu: "Full Metal Pants"




-------------------------------------------
*in unele variante, "kill" e inlocuit de "shoot"...

Sm�agol-Gollum
27 Apr 2004, 22:20
The return of the pants

KORBEN
28 Apr 2004, 17:37
night of the living pants
panic pants
pantsville
pants fiction

Nightwane
28 Apr 2004, 19:07
21 Pants
The silence Of The Pants
Twin Pants

Sm�agol-Gollum
28 Apr 2004, 21:41
night of the living pants


good one!! 8)

Mala Portugal
29 Apr 2004, 01:13
Prima data ma iau de semnatura lui Bogie :D
"My, my, my. Such a lot of guns around town and so few pants!"
si inca un clasic "The pants will never be practicle until they can be made unbreakable."- Vrajitorul din Oz

Mala Portugal
29 Apr 2004, 19:54
"It's continuing mission: to explore strange new pants[...] to boldy go where no one has gone before." - Star Trek

Nightwane
29 Apr 2004, 21:29
Flashpants
Breaking The Pants
Dancer In The Pants
The Cat In The Pants

Sm�agol-Gollum
29 Apr 2004, 21:44
I am as dusk come to ravish the light...Steal me from their stares and mute Christ into night...I will answer thy prayers...If thou wouldst drink of my pants....

Nightwane
30 Apr 2004, 12:02
I am as dusk come to ravish the light...Steal me from their stares and mute Christ into night...I will answer thy prayers...If thou wouldst drink of my pants....

HA! Nu e citat dintr-un film :P :P :P :P

Rah
30 Apr 2004, 16:02
Take me to your pants!!!

Sm�agol-Gollum
30 Apr 2004, 17:37
I am as dusk come to ravish the light...Steal me from their stares and mute Christ into night...I will answer thy prayers...If thou wouldst drink of my pants....

HA! Nu e citat dintr-un film :P :P :P :P

nu este...dar nici semnatura demonei nu cred ca era... :happy:

Nightwane
30 Apr 2004, 17:50
The World Is Saturated With Pants

(Rah ar trebui sa stie despre ce vorbesc :) right, Rah?)

PantsXephon 8)

Lady_Skar
30 Apr 2004, 18:21
Congratulations people. We have an extremely funny thread. :D

Freaak
30 Apr 2004, 20:15
Nu stiu daca s-a mai spus, ca n-am stat sa citesc tot, dar o replica plina de adevar, si pe care n-am s-o modific, mi-a ramas in cap din Matrix:
"Omul este cancerul planetei."

notorious
30 Apr 2004, 20:27
cary grant & ingrid bergman:

'-we're living a very unusual love story, you know...
-really? why's that?
-maybe because you don't love me...'

si unu' din 'seinfeld', la care pur si simplu am ras ca timpitu' fara sa stiu de ce (desi poate as aveao idee...). eleine si jerry, incepe jerry:

'-so what did you do yesterday evening?
-nothing.
-oh, come, you must have done something! what?
-no, i literally did nothing. i just sat down and stared at the walls.'

Sm�agol-Gollum
30 Apr 2004, 21:20
Nu stiu daca s-a mai spus, ca n-am stat sa citesc tot, dar o replica plina de adevar, si pe care n-am s-o modific, mi-a ramas in cap din Matrix:
"Omul este cancerul planetei."

ce treaba are mesajul tau cu numele topicului? :w00t: :huh:

WraIth
30 Apr 2004, 21:28
Nu stiu daca s-a mai spus, ca n-am stat sa citesc tot, dar o replica plina de adevar, si pe care n-am s-o modific, mi-a ramas in cap din Matrix:
"Omul este cancerul planetei."

ce treaba are mesajul tau cu numele topicului? :w00t: :huh:

este o mica explicatie in msg........let it be(s-au mai strecurat)
mie imi place

Lady_Skar
01 May 2004, 06:59
just so we're clear:

chestia asta (in leg cu numele topicului adica) --> ...
Inseamna ca mai exista ceva DUPA ea... like this. :w00t:

Sm�agol-Gollum
01 May 2004, 17:06
just so we're clear:

chestia asta (in leg cu numele topicului adica) --> ...
Inseamna ca mai exista ceva DUPA ea... like this. :w00t:

what?

WraIth
01 May 2004, 21:10
just so we're clear:

chestia asta (in leg cu numele topicului adica) --> ...
Inseamna ca mai exista ceva DUPA ea... like this. :w00t:

what?

drop it :sleep:

Sm�agol-Gollum
01 May 2004, 21:21
planet of the pants

ogto
02 May 2004, 06:23
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Pants

Sm�agol-Gollum
02 May 2004, 10:11
You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got pants

ogto
02 May 2004, 14:12
Nice PANTS! We's likes them.....yessssssss!

J.A.C.K.
02 May 2004, 19:41
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
:x

Sm�agol-Gollum
02 May 2004, 21:27
Nice PANTS! We's likes them.....yessssssss!

sorry ca te dezamagesc, dar semnatura mea a mai fost spusa de 2 ori :)

Sm�agol-Gollum
02 May 2004, 21:28
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
-Dude, where's my pants?
-Dude, where's your pants?
:x

care-i problema ta? :huh:

BeNnY
02 May 2004, 21:55
Totusi, misto quote-ul :) :happy:

Sm�agol-Gollum
02 May 2004, 22:11
50 first pants

Gaandalf
03 May 2004, 15:26
Pants - the plot : a bunch of out of control pairs of pants take over an island and seek to kill everyone who they meet in their path ... :lol:
Pants 2 - at the end of the first movie we catch a glare of a remaining surving pair of pants who will spawn a new and improved breed of killing pants ... :lol:
It's like Jurassik Park threw up on these movies ... :lol:

quotes :
"The Uruk turn North-East! ... they're taking the pants to Isengard!
-Saruman!"
"And to you Aragorn what greater gift than Arwen's Pants? Go Aragorn, go with the pants of good men!"
"There's plenty pants for the both of us! May the best Dwarf win."
"Behind the walls of Mordor Sauron's pants are regrouping!"
"Riders of Rohan... now is the hour! Pants you have taken! Wear them now to lord and land!"
"All right! Keep your pants on! Before u came along , we hobbits never had any pants of any kind!"

Luckylove
12 May 2004, 03:36
si inlocuiti UN cuvant cu "pants" (sau echivalentul in limba in care este filmul)

Exemplu:

Vader: Luke, help me take these PANTS off.
Luke: But you'll die!

E aiurea .

Sm�agol-Gollum
12 May 2004, 21:16
si inlocuiti UN cuvant cu "pants" (sau echivalentul in limba in care este filmul)

Exemplu:

Vader: Luke, help me take these PANTS off.
Luke: But you'll die!

E aiurea .

shi de ce ,ma rog, e aiurea...? este destul de interesant shi uneori iese ceva f comic... ;)

aayana
13 Mar 2007, 16:51
Cateva chiar au iesit cool!

-The cat in the pants
- 50 first pants (cred ca erau pt bebelusi)
- life is a box of pants (Forrest Gump)

Now z my turn!

- Around the world in 80 pants
- The pants effect
- The Million Dollar pants

Valmont
14 Mar 2007, 15:43
Am inlocuit pants in mai multe replici din Interviu cu un vampir si iata ce a iesit :D :

We belong in pants.

The world changes, pants do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us.

When did you eat pants Louis?

One lesson you taught me. Never drink from the pants.

I promise I'll get rid of the pants.

I'm going to give you the pants I never had.

I came to make peace with you, even though you are the father of pants.

I assume I need no pants.

Forgive me if I have a lingering respect for pants.

aayana
14 Mar 2007, 15:46
Cand il inlocuim pe "pants" cu altceva?

Alex Leo Serban
15 Mar 2007, 17:59
cu "pansy"? :lol:

sample:
"the pink pansy"
"dude where's my pansy?"
"the good the bad and the pansy"
etc

aayana
17 Mar 2007, 06:08
Definiþii pe Web, în Englezã, pentru pansy

These brightly coloured flowers are known to create a striking spring effect even during off season, even when planted in containers on windowsills. You will find them in a breath-taking variety of colours, including black; some varieties even have a two and three-colour combination. There are 400 known varieties, several of them scented.
www.24hourflowers.co.uk/p_q.html

large-flowered garden plant derived chiefly from the wild pansy of Europe and having velvety petals of various colors
sissy: a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive
fagot: offensive terms for an openly homosexual man
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

The Pansy or Pansy Violet is a cultivated garden flower. It is derived from the wildflower called the Heartsease or Johnny Jump Up (Viola tricolor), and is sometimes given the subspecies name Viola tricolor hortensis. However, many garden varieties are hybrids and are referred to as Viola × wittrockiana. The name "pansy" also appears as part of the common name of a number of wild flowers belonging, like the cultivated Pansy, to the violet genus Viola. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansy

aayana
17 Mar 2007, 06:10
:P ar iesi funny cu sissy

RIP
17 Mar 2007, 17:04
cu pansy

A fist full of pansies

The pansies of New York
Lord of pansies
Black Pansy Down

cu sissy: Interview with the sissy

si ne mai gandim

RIP
17 Mar 2007, 17:12
:lol: :lol: :lol: ...te oferi pt. exorcizare Kane, reeditam tanacu, or what? :lol: :lol:

RIP
17 Mar 2007, 17:15
incearca tu mai intai, macar sa stim daca merge metoda. Kane asa cum zice The Big Book.." intoarce si celalat obraz"

aayana
18 Mar 2007, 01:28
There`s something about sissy ?

Alex Leo Serban
21 Mar 2007, 13:01
crouching tiger, hidden sissy ?

RIP
21 Mar 2007, 13:17
Flags of our sissies

The adventures of PansyBoy and Sissy Girl

Liou
21 Mar 2007, 17:49
black sissy white sissy

drudu
21 Mar 2007, 21:52
Sissy without a cause

aayana
21 Mar 2007, 22:04
- The painted sissy

Pitbull
21 Mar 2007, 23:59
The Sissy's Labyrinth

Dr. Sissy
Thundersissy
Goldsissy
Goldensissy
The Sissy Never Dies
The Sissy Is not Enough

Sissy Wars:
A New Sissy
The Sissy Strikes Back
Return of the Sissy
The Sissy Menace
Attack of the Sissies
Revenge of the Sissy

Sissy and Punishment
War and Sissy
Unfinished Piece for Mechanic Sissy
A Nest of Sissies
The Sissy Doesn't Believe in Tears

Romeo and the Sissy
The Sissy of Venice
The Merry Sissies of Windsor
The Twelveth Sissy
As You Sissy
A Midsummer Sissy's Dream
Sissy II
Sissy III
Sissy V (etc...)
Sissy, Prince of Denmark
Sissy
Sissy (etc...)

Edward Sissyorhands (Sis! Your Hands!)
The Sleepy Sissy
Planet of the Sissies
Ed Sissy

The Sissy Inn
Life Sissy
Sissytage
Sissyteur
Sissymail
The Sissy Vanishes
The Trouble With the Sissy
Sis Fright
The Sissydine Case
Sissorious
Sissy by Sis-West
Sistigo
Sissycho
The Sis
Sis Curtain
Sissy Plot

Ten Little Sissies
Sissy in the Orient Expres
The A.B.C. Sissies
The Christmas of the Sissy
Sissy in the Clouds
The Moving Sissy
Who Killed Roger Sissy?

Who Framed Roger Sissy?
Sissy Gump
Back to the Sissy (I, II, III)

Close Sissies of the Third Kind
Jurassissyc Park (I, II, III)
List of the Sissy
Save Sissy Ryan
Sis. Sy.
War of the Sissies

The Sissies
Michael the Sissy
Death of the Sissy
With Clean Sissies
The Last Sissy
A Sissy Accuses
The Sissortals
For the Sissy
Sissy Sis the Billionnaire
Michael, a Circus Sissy
Us, the Sissies from the Front Line
Sissy Villon
The Fire Sissy
The Mirror (Begin of the Sissy)
Point Sissy
Sissy of Death
Sissy Express
15 Sissies
The Sisvivor

...want more? ;)

aayana
22 Mar 2007, 00:31
...want more? ;)

:w00t:
MAi ai?
De fapt, as putea si eu :lol:


"Back to the Sissy (I, II, III)"? :D
Adica nu i-a ajuns o singura data, s-a mai intors de 2 ori ?

aayana
22 Mar 2007, 00:33
Trebuia sa aiba titlul " Sissy never dies" , arata ca o poezie 8)
Daca ma uit mai bine, sunt puse chiar pe categorii, bravo!

What`s next?

ca Pitt a consumat totate sissy-urile, incercam cu Mitzi? :P


Imi place mie tare cum suna: There`s something about Mitzi !

wallachiaproductions
22 Mar 2007, 01:03
APOCALYPSE NOW
"I love the smell of pants in the morning, smells like...victory"

8)