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notorious
18 Feb 2004, 20:31
vroiam sa fac acest topic de cand lumea si pamantul. as dori, pe el, sa discutam liber despre episoadele difuzate zilnic la pro tv (eu vad episoadele doar in reluare de la ora 14:00).

astazi am impresia ca au fost episoadele (celebre, de altfel) despre cursa de abstinenta sexuala si cel cu aeroportul. cel cu aeroportul a fost genial (pe tema asta doar a INCERCAT sa se axeze un episod din 'adevarul gol-golut').

ce ziceti, 'intrati'?

BeNnY
18 Feb 2004, 21:09
Eu sunt un FANATIC Seinfeld ... am toate episoadele pe CD-uri :D ]

Si da, episoadele de ieri au fost geniale si legendare :lol:

Sa vedem ce ne rezerva asta seara la 23:45 .... :D

Danny
19 Feb 2004, 00:12
Hehe...intr-adevar 2 episoade excelente. Imi permit sa va mai stresez putin cu cateva citate. :)

"What is with all these books?"
"I stopped having sex."
- Elaine and George, in "The Abstinence"

"To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid."
- Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Abstinence"

"I hate rental cars. Nothing ever works: the window doesn't work, the radio doesn't work... and it smells like a cheap hooker."
- Jerry, in "The Airport"

"Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!"
- Kramer to George, in "The Airport" :lol:

notorious
19 Feb 2004, 18:42
episoadele de azi au fost asa si-asa...

mi-a placut mai mult cel cu cinematograful. dialogul cel mai tare: (george cu elaine')
'-imi datorezi 7.50 dolari.
-ok, am sa-ti dau 20. ai sa-mi dai rest?
-nu.
-atunci ti-i dau maine.
-nu vrei tu mai bine sa-mi dai 20 de dolari si sa-ti dau eu restul maine?
-e acelasi lucru.
-da, e acelasi lucru...
-dar mai bine sa-ti datorez eu 7.50 $ decat tu sa-mi datorezi 12.50 $.
-bine...
(mai tarziu, tot george):
-deci, mi-i dai?
-uite cum facem: cumpar eu floricele si suc.
-cum adica?
-adica iti cumpar eu floricelele tale si sucul tau. in felul asta o sa film chit. ok?
-dar mai bine nu-mi dai tu 20$? iti iau eu floricele, suc, si o ciocolata.
-george?
-da?
-acuma ma secatuiesti de puteri.'

BeNnY
19 Feb 2004, 18:44
Mie mi-a placut mai mult ala cu Cinematograful :lol:

KORBEN
20 Feb 2004, 13:29
chiar daca serialul e ok
unele faze sunt minunat de amuzante
nu cerd ca se merita discutat
adica ai (total intamplator) discutii gen seinfeld.... sau nu ai
e simplu
da sa scrii dsp asta...

nookie
20 Feb 2004, 13:53
these pretzels are making me thirsty!

Gaandalf
20 Feb 2004, 14:23
Cel mai maniac mi se pare George! Este episodul cu cabana tatalui lui Susan shi cred faza cand ardea cabana shi George ishi da seama k nu a primit restul de la plata de pe autostrada de la Susan - a dovedit cat de zgarcit shi de tampit poate fi George.

Salutul : "Hello Jerry ... Hellooo NEwman!" - iar este criminal de fiecare data.

Comentariile lui Jerry de la inceputul fiecarui episod sunt geniale shi incredibile de amuzante.

Kramer : fara intrarea lui in apartamentul lui Jerry tot serialul nu ar fi la fel de comic.

Citatele cele mai reusite : (Kramer) Man's Best Friend... Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone - episodu cand citeshte pietrele funerare din cimitirul de animale :lol:

(Jerry) - episodul in are vrea sa-si cumpere mashina :
What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the Heil-five.
Isn't that from your act, like ten years ago?
It was a good bit in the eighties and it's still relatable today.

(Kramer) - : vara lui George
Jerry, you got any Tums?
Stomach ache?
I drank too much water in the shower

Gaandalf
20 Feb 2004, 14:29
chiar daca serialul e ok
unele faze sunt minunat de amuzante
nu cerd ca se merita discutat
adica ai (total intamplator) discutii gen seinfeld.... sau nu ai
e simplu
da sa scrii dsp asta...

Este un serial despre NIMIC dar de fapt este despre TOT. Adica ei au scos un serial shi au facut bani pe nishte chestii de baza, nishte chetii pe care totzi le gandim zilnic, numai k ei au realizat ceva minunat. Eu cel putzin le vad noaptea la 23:45 shi le vad shi in reluare a doua zi. Nu ma pot abtzine sa nu-i vad pe nebunii aia.

Cel mai reushit episod este THE PORTORICAN DAY! :lol:

notorious
20 Feb 2004, 17:48
hmm, se pare ca topic-ul asta nu prea are succes...

pacat...

am o intrebare: avand in vedere ca mie mi-au placut la nebunie toate episoadele cu joe devola (nu cred ca o sa uit vreodata scena aia in care ridica haltere si asculta 'paiatele', rosu tot la fata si plangand, cupoze cu elaine imprastiate prin jur!!), as intreba ce-i cu personajul asta? pt ca eu stiu ca e producator executiv la 'smallville'. coincidenta de nume?

BeNnY
20 Feb 2004, 19:45
Apropo de Jerry Seinfeld stiti ca are un film in productie scris si regizat de el? O sa apara in 2005 si se numeste "Bee Movie" unii zic ca e un fel de urmare la "Antz" insa nu prea cred :D

Gaandalf
21 Feb 2004, 16:11
am o intrebare: avand in vedere ca mie mi-au placut la nebunie toate episoadele cu joe devola (nu cred ca o sa uit vreodata scena aia in care ridica haltere si asculta 'paiatele', rosu tot la fata si plangand, cupoze cu elaine imprastiate prin jur!!), as intreba ce-i cu personajul asta? pt ca eu stiu ca e producator executiv la 'smallville'. coincidenta de nume?

Episoadele cu CRAZY JOE DEVOLA :lol: sunt criminale toate.
1 - discutzia cu jerry : You look good! - why wouldn't I ?
2 - knd il loveste pe Kramer shi incee sa vorbeasca aiurea
3 - faza cu halterele kre le ridica shi plange - am ras pana la refuz.

Io tot mai ashtept sa intre ambii parintzi ai lui George in mai multe episoade.

Se poate muta acest subiect la FILM IN GENERAL ptr a se discuta mai mult ? In ultima vreme cam asha se intampla ...

notorious
21 Feb 2004, 22:23
3 - faza cu halterele kre le ridica shi plange - am ras pana la refuz.


mie mi s-a parut sarita de pe fix rau de tot !... :lol: la fel ca si urmatoarea scena cand se machiaza joe devola. cata ticneala pt o comedie. dar presupun ca tocmai asta-i smenul.

ah, l-as muta pe 'film in general', dar nu stiu cum.

BeNnY
21 Feb 2004, 22:41
Eu exact episoadele cu Joe Devola nu le-am vazut... :roll:

notorious
21 Feb 2004, 22:49
inca mai ai sansa sa-l vezi pe ala in care le distruge episodul pilot, tasnind din public imbracat in clovn, in timpul filmarilor. faza antologica. :wink:

BeNnY
22 Feb 2004, 01:16
Inainte sa scrieti o chestie d-asta scrieti intai ***SPOILER*** ca sa stie lumea...

Gaandalf
22 Feb 2004, 14:06
Inainte sa scrieti o chestie d-asta scrieti intai ***SPOILER*** ca sa stie lumea...
TRUE ... TRUE

notorious
22 Feb 2004, 20:15
Inainte sa scrieti o chestie d-asta scrieti intai ***SPOILER*** ca sa stie lumea...

consideram, evident, ca acei ce intra pe acest topic au vzut destule episoade din 'seinfeld'. nimeni nu pune **SPOILERS** pe forum-ul asta. nu mai vorbi si tu ca sa te afli in treaba, beNNy.

BeNnY
22 Feb 2004, 20:42
Nu vorbesc ca sa ma aflu in treaba! :x

Vorbesc pentru ca eu nu vroiam sa aflu ce se va intampla pentru ca personal n-am vazut episodul ala sau nu-l mai tin minte si cred ca destui de-aici nu stiau faza aia! :x :x :x

notorious
22 Feb 2004, 20:55
scuze ca ti-am stricat surpriza. declarandu-te FANATIC 'seinfeld', am presupus ca stii despre ce vrobesc.

nu ma lamureste chiar nimeni ce-i cu acel joe davola. am dat search pe imdb si... nimic. tot nu m-am lamurit. intr-adevar, exista un joe davola producator la 'smallville', care a mai produs si un serial pt carol liefer, scenarista si producatoare si la 'seinfeld', persoana care a inspirat personajul elaine. deci, exista o legatura. haideti, nimeni ??

BeNnY
22 Feb 2004, 21:18
Sunt fanatic Seinfeld dar ti-am spus ca nu am vazut episoadele cu Joe Devola... Cat despre legatura... presupun ca exista o legatura dar nu stiu nimic sigur...

Danica
23 Feb 2004, 11:25
scuze ca ti-am stricat surpriza. declarandu-te FANATIC 'seinfeld', am presupus ca stii despre ce vrobesc.

nu ma lamureste chiar nimeni ce-i cu acel joe davola. am dat search pe imdb si... nimic. tot nu m-am lamurit. intr-adevar, exista un joe davola producator la 'smallville', care a mai produs si un serial pt carol liefer, scenarista si producatoare si la 'seinfeld', persoana care a inspirat personajul elaine. deci, exista o legatura. haideti, nimeni ??


Te-ai gandit ca ar putea fi numai o coincidentza?mai ales ca acela este DAvola nu DEvola..give it a rest!!!

notorious
23 Feb 2004, 20:05
Te-ai gandit ca ar putea fi numai o coincidentza?mai ales ca acela este DAvola nu DEvola..give it a rest!!!

dupa cum stii, cei de la subtitrari fac adesea graselute, mai ales cand vine vb de nume dificile. pana si elaine a fost botezata elaine bennett !! nu ma linistesc pana nu aflu.

p.s.: ma scuz pt titlul topic-ului, eronat. trebuia sa fie 'the seinfeld chronicles' - asa a sunat titlul primului episod din '89.

Bogie
23 Feb 2004, 20:15
Apropo de greseli de traducere in Seinfeld:in loc de Cezanne, Sauzon. :o

notorious
23 Feb 2004, 20:19
mai precis cand si unde a fost asta ?

Gaandalf
23 Feb 2004, 20:55
Apropo de greseli de traducere in Seinfeld:in loc de Cezanne, Sauzon. :o
Apropo de gresheli ... ashtia la PROTV traduc nishte faze super aiurea. mi-e mila de aia kre nu au coeficientul destul de mare sau care nu shtiu limba engleza cat de cat bine.
Asha este Firnds - toate 10 sezoanele sunt numai comic de limbaj :lol:

BeNnY
23 Feb 2004, 21:00
Adevarul este ca e si greu sa traduci poantele lui Seinfeld ca in romana nu prea au haz... si baietii de pe la PRO incerc si ei sa faca ce pot... de exemplu cum vi se pare ca suna gluma asta luata din Seinfeld din engleza in romana: "Cum stiu cand expira laptele? Intreaba vaca, sau ce?" ca asa ar fi traducerea... dar nu prea mai are haz

notorious
24 Feb 2004, 19:46
cui i-a placut episodul de azi cand jerry si george sunt etichetati drept gay? :P

episodul cu nazistul cu supa a fost sau o sa fie?

BeNnY
24 Feb 2004, 20:07
Episodul de ieri a fost super! Si pe ala il mai tineam minte! E genial! :lol:

notorious
25 Feb 2004, 19:39
bai, am si eu nevoie de ajutor:

una: daca a fost sau o sa fie episodul cu nazistul cu supa
a doua: cum naiba pot sa mut topic-ul asta pe 'film in general', ca sa vorbeasca si altii in afara de mine si benny!

nu m-a lamurit nimeni...

BeNnY
25 Feb 2004, 21:36
1. Nu cred c-a fost episodul ala desi eu nu am vazut 3-4 episoade de cand il da PRO TV-ul acum... insa nu cred ca a fost chiar atunci cand nu l-am vazut eu...

2. Trebuie sa-l rogi pe Daniel sau pe Emanuel sa mute topicul. Tu nu poti sa muti topicul ...

Danny
25 Feb 2004, 23:29
Nu, inca n-a fost episodul cu nazi soup. :)

ArsDeViu
27 Feb 2004, 01:13
Pro Tv ul e da'bia la sezonul 4. Soup nazi e in sezonul 7.

Cel mai tare episod.Cand ma'sa lui George il prinde "satisfacandu-se" in fata unei reviste. :D

In seara asta a fost ala cu silicoanele si bomboana mentolata, Junior Mint.
Cam slabutze.

Gaandalf
27 Feb 2004, 01:17
Pro Tv ul e da'bia la sezonul 4. Soup nazi e in sezonul 7.

Cel mai tare episod.Cand ma'sa lui George il prinde "satisfacandu-se" in fata unei reviste. :D

In seara asta a fost ala cu silicoanele si bomboana mentolata, Junior Mint.
Cam slabutze.
ArsDeViu ... tu ai cumva Seinfeld pe cd-uri k vrea shi Gandalf Constantzeanul ... :lol:

Bogie
27 Feb 2004, 09:21
Ati vazut episodul "Serenity Now"? Mi se pare unul dintre cele mai reusite, alaturi de "Bizzaro Jerry"(cand Elaine intra intr-un grup de prieteni ce reprezinta exact opusul grupului Jerry-George-Kramer) sau episodul cu "pig-man", omul-porc creat de armata :D (conform imaginatiei lui Kramer).

Si un dialog super reusit purtat intr-un restaurant intre Kramer, Mickey (piticul) si cele doua fete cu care iesisera (cred ca e din "Yada-yada"):

Karen: (To Mickey) I like your shirt.

Mickey: Oh, thank you. It's 100% cotton, and some wool.

Kramer: Well, you too seem to have the same taste.

Julie: Well I like it, too.

Kramer: Well I have the same shirt.

Mickey: Yeah, well I'm wearin' it.

Julie: I like your shirt too.

Karen: Oh, so do I.

Kramer: Oh. (Waiter approaches table)

Waiter: Anything to drink? Some wine, perhaps.

Mickey: I like Merlot.

Karen: I love Merlot.

Julie: I'm crazy about Merlot.

Kramer: I live for Merlot.

Waiter: We're out of Merlot.

:D

notorious
27 Feb 2004, 23:37
marog, ce altceva pot spuen decat ca cele doua episoade de care-ai amintit tu sunt bestiale (=super/trasnet) si ca dialogul e la fel.

multumesc pt lamuriri. chiar acum il intreb pe emanuel.

ArsDeViu
28 Feb 2004, 01:57
A pigman, Jerry. HALF MAN, HALF PIG

No soup for you.NEXT!

Heloooooooooo! Talk to meeeeeeee!

TWIIIIIIIIIX

What's a bubble boy? It's a boy that lives in a bubble.

:D :D :D

ogto
28 Feb 2004, 09:49
Citat din Seinfeld:
"-Where do you get your material? (il intraba unul pe Jerry)
-A voice in my head tells me... It speaks in German... So i need a translator..."

Gaandalf
28 Feb 2004, 19:41
Citat din Seinfeld:
"-Where do you get your material? (il intraba unul pe Jerry)
-A voice in my head tells me... It speaks in German... So i need a translator..."
:lol: looooooooooolza! aia a fost criminala ...
asta a fost shi mai tare :
Katya (the gymnast): "In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian."

shi faza cu GAY PEOPLE : "not there's anything wrong with it ..." :lol:

ogto
28 Feb 2004, 20:12
Lol... Frumos. Dar al meu e mai bun! BWahahahah :P . Keep it comin...

notorious
28 Feb 2004, 21:25
daca vreti un citat nebun, ia uitati-l pe asta:

'-you're shmoopy.
-no, you're shmoopy.
-you called me shmoopy. you're shmoopy!'

jerry cu una din prietenele lui.

Gaandalf
02 Mar 2004, 12:24
This 1 is sooo funny :
"Jerry: You know The DRAKE...
George: THE DRAKE ? - NO i hate THE DRAKE!
Jerry: How can you hate the DRAKE ? I LOVE THE DRAKE
George: Nope... hate the DRAKE
Jerry: Kramer? you know the DRAKE?
Kramer: Yeah, Love the DRAKE
Jerry: See? He loves the Drake, I love the Drake!
George: I HAAAAATE the DRAKE!"

Nu shtiu dk era exact asha da am ras toata ziua pe faza asta... :lol:

notorious
02 Mar 2004, 19:01
apreciez daca mi s-ar spune cu ce a fost episodul de luni seara, dupa reluarea oscarurilor, care n-a fost reluat marti la pranz. a fost - dracie! - 'un prieten deosebit'.

BeNnY
02 Mar 2004, 19:37
A fost cu "The Drake" :lol:

Elaine, George, Jerry si Kramer aveau un prieten Drake si ma rog.. s-au facut mai multe glume pe tema asta (vezi mai sus mesajul lui Gandalf) si au hotarat sa cumpere un cadou de logodna pentru Drake si logodnica lui.... au pus banii, au luat un TV cu ecran lat... (la magazinul de unde l-au luat George a parcat pe locul rezervat handicapatilor si o femeie s-a accidentat din cauza asta.... s-au strans mai multi oameni acolo si pana la urma i-au distrus masina lui George care era de fapt a tatalui lui :lol: ) TV-ul a ajuns la cei doi... si dupa o zi sau doua astia doi se despart... Elaine, George, Jerry si Kramer innebunesc pt ca ei vor TV-ul inapoi! Logodnica (fosta mai exact :lol: ) da TV-ul la o din-asta de caritate ... George si Kramer vin in calitate de reprezentanti ai acestei "companii" de caritate si iau TV-ul care il duc la acelasi magazin sa-si ia banii inapoi... Episodul se sfarseste cand Kramer zice sa parcheze in fata unui hidrant si George "What if there`s a fire?" - Kramer "What`s the odds of that happening?" si se termina :lol:

Ah si am uitat ca Kramer se indragosteste de femeia care s-a accidentat acolo la Mall si il roaga pe George sa contribuie la cumpararea unui nou scaun cu rotile care se dovedeste a fi defect :lol:

Danny
07 Mar 2004, 00:30
"Damn, Newman!" :lol:

Gaandalf
07 Mar 2004, 14:47
"Damn, Newman!" :lol: nu e mai dez utilizata aia : "Hello Newman!" :lol:

BeNnY
07 Mar 2004, 15:19
Dar nu e "Hello Newman!" e "Hello,.. Newman..." (desi dpdv gramatical nu e corect cum am scris eu acolo, cam asa spune Jerry :D )

christi
07 Mar 2004, 16:24
Remember this episode? Freakin funny :)

Jerry: Do you smell something?
Elaine: Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of course I smell something.
Jerry: What is it?
Elaine: I think it's B.O.!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: It's B.O. The valet must have had B.O.
Jerry: It can't be. Nobody has B.O. like this.
Elaine: Jerry. It's B.O.
Jerry: But the whole car smells.
Elaine: So?
Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B".
Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.

BeNnY
07 Mar 2004, 17:02
Da, a fost misto si episodul ala :lol:

Nu-mi place ca PRO TV-ul a cam inceput sa se joace cu ora de difuzare a Seinfeld-ului :x

notorious
07 Mar 2004, 20:05
pe mine ma seaca faptul ca baga fotbal marti si miercuri, asa ca scot 'seinfeld' in zilele cu pricina. nu sunt microbist.

referitor la episodul cu pricina (genial, pot declara), mi-a placut si interventia lui george:

'it's not just B.O. it's beyond B.O. it's... B.B.O.!!'

christi
07 Mar 2004, 20:28
Sau interventia lui Kramer:
JERRY, YOU STINK.

Gaandalf
08 Mar 2004, 17:34
Mai trebuie adaugat shi stilul lui Kramer de a-l implora pe Jerry anumite chestii ... e incomparabil ... :lol:

christi
12 Mar 2004, 10:16
Scenele cu George & parintzii lui sint MORTALE.

A fost acum citeva zile un episod, cu George, parintzii si sutienele..... eram pe jos de ris :D :D :D

Gaandalf
12 Mar 2004, 13:03
Scenele cu George & parintzii lui sint MORTALE.

A fost acum citeva zile un episod, cu George, parintzii si sutienele..... eram pe jos de ris :D :D :D
Ma uit a parintzii lui George shi vad de ce a ajuns cel mai handicapat shi amuzant personaj din serial ... :lol:

ogto
12 Mar 2004, 16:47
Fac un fel de meci, care personaj va place cel mai mult din Seinfeld?
1. Jerry
2. George
3. Elaine
4. Kramer

Vote now, 4 a free Romania... Not really...

Bogie
12 Mar 2004, 17:00
George.
Kramer e cam exagerat, Jerry cam monoton.

ogto
12 Mar 2004, 17:07
Eu votez Kramer... He's a funny man...

MinRep
12 Mar 2004, 21:16
Kramer... e cel mai tare la toate... (are si replica aia, cand cineva e mirat de o reusita de-a lui: "I'm Kramer!...")

BeNnY
12 Mar 2004, 21:42
Kramer :lol:

christi
13 Mar 2004, 11:54
George :D

Nightwane
13 Mar 2004, 16:07
i preffer Elaine...

notorious
13 Mar 2004, 22:45
la personaje principale:

1.GEORGE
2.elaine
3.jerry.
4.kramer, care adeseori ma cam enerveaza

un fan (pardon, voiam sa zic un 'connaisseur') adevarat al serialului l-ar alege de departe pe george, dupa cum se auto-recunoaste: 'ma simt din nou eu insumi: total inadecavat, complet nesigur, paranoic, nevrotic'. inveti sa-l detesti cu simpatie pe acest maniacal omulet.

cati se declara iritati de discutia aia despre p***le evreilor?? cica elaine zice ca una necircumcisa 'n-are personalitate'. te pomenesti ca ar trebui sa ne taiem varful p***lor ca sa avem personaliate! ce dracu'!!!!!

Danny
13 Mar 2004, 23:17
Eu nu pot sa aleg... :)

BeNnY
14 Mar 2004, 00:47
Eu intelesesem chiar invers! Ca cele circumcise n-au personalitate! Now... cine a inteles gresit? Eu sau tu, notorious?

notorious
14 Mar 2004, 20:13
mi-ar placea mie (=as rasufla usurat) daca am inteles eu gresit. dar sa tinem minte ca seinfeld, julia louise-dreyfuss si m. richards sunt evrei (nu stiu daca si alexander este).

mai astept pareri deocheate.

Gaandalf
15 Mar 2004, 15:32
Vorba lui Danny e cam greu sa faci un top sau sa alegi dar am sa o fac ...
1- George
2 - Kramer
3 - Jerry
4 - Elaine...

Ping
15 Mar 2004, 16:26
Din punctul de vedere al interpretarii pot sa spun ca Jerry e cel mai slab. Poate din cauza asta nu a jucat in nici un film spre deosebire de ceilalti.

BeNnY
15 Mar 2004, 23:38
Nu e cel mai slab! Si in nici un caz NU din cauza asta nu a mai jucat in alte filme! Nu a mai jucat in alte filme pentru ca pur si simplu nu mai vroia si avea destui bani pentru inca 3 vieti! Numai in 1998 a facut 250.000.000 $ din "Seinfeld". Trebuia sa aiba grija de familie nu mai avea timp de filme! Acum o sa faca "Bee Movie" ... sa vedem ce iese...


P.S. A intrat in Cartea Recordurilor cu titlul de cel mai bine platit actor la TV intr-un an..

Bogie
15 Mar 2004, 23:59
Si cine e cel mai slab, dupa tine, Benny?

BeNnY
16 Mar 2004, 00:01
Daca ar fi sa aleg pe cel/cea mai slab(a) dintre cei 4 as alege-o pe Elaine... desi si ea face un rol grozav si imi place de ea... insa dintre cei 4 ea ocupa ultimul loc.

Ping
16 Mar 2004, 09:59
In serial Seinfeld isi joaca rolul la fel ca pe scena atunci cand isi spune poantele. L-am vazut de curand in I'm telling you for the last time. Am murit de ras dar ca interpretare era acelasi din serial. De multe ori in serial aveam senzatia ca nu se poate abtine sa zambeasca atunci cand spune replicile. Imi da impresia ca joaca de parca ar spune bancuri, lucru care bineinteles necesita talent dar care nu te ridica la nivel de actor.

George pe de alta parte joaca superb ajutat poate si de faptul ca are cel mai complex rol. Spre deosebire de Kramer si Elaine care pot fi oricand recunoscuti prin contributia personala la rolurile pe care le fac ( intrarile tip Kramer sau Elaine's Get out of here ), George nu va ramane in mintea noastra pentru pentru mimica, gesticulatie sau poante. Este deosebit de convingator atunci cand e furios, cand incearca sa fie politicos, cuceritor sau inteligent. Cred ca ar face fata atat intr-o comedie cat si intr-o drama.

Gaandalf
17 Mar 2004, 13:16
vorba lui Ping - george este cel mai complex personaj ... atata furie shi atatea planuri complicat din care el trebuie sa iasa cel mai mare shi cel mai tare... sa-l placa toate femeile shi sa faca in asha fel incat sa cashtige bani fara sa munceasca...
De la parcatul mashinii pana la convertirea la creshtinism pentru acordul parintzilor iubitei vedem cat de handicapat este personajul asta ... aseara am vazut de ce a ajuns asha dintr-un tata kre colectzioneaza ghiduri TV shi o mama kre ii inchide barul k sa nu be bautura knd este singur akasa... :lol:
Rad cu lacrimi in fiekre seara shi nu ma satur... :lol:

BeNnY
17 Mar 2004, 18:45
Ai dreptate Ping, George este cel mai complex si greu de interpretat personaj... Insa asta nu-l injoseste pe Jerry... :roll:

ogto
17 Mar 2004, 20:17
Totusi sa nu uitam ceva. Personajele sunt 60% din scenariu. Daca scenariul si personajul sunt bine scrise, atunci e mai usor sa fie un personaj bun. Si sa nu uitam ca omul din spatele scenariului si personajelor este JERRY. In mare, tot creditul revine lui. Fara EL nu se putea :D. Jerry Rules!

Gaandalf
23 Mar 2004, 18:12
Cu ce a fost episodul nr 2 de Luni noaptea 23 Martie dupa ala cu "Little People" ?

Genjuro
23 Mar 2004, 18:36
JERRY may be the brains.. but Kramer sigur este sarea si piperul :)

BeNnY
23 Mar 2004, 18:50
Kramer cand il roaga pe Jerry sa faca ceva e genial... In general Kramer e genial insa imi place mult cand insista la ceva :)

christi
23 Mar 2004, 19:09
Kramer cand il roaga pe Jerry sa faca ceva e genial... In general Kramer e genial insa imi place mult cand insista la ceva :)

E super misto si cind se contrazice cu cineva..... cum il intrerupe inainte sa apuce sa spuna ceva... :)

Genjuro
23 Mar 2004, 19:43
in orice caz , intrarea lui Kramer in apartamentul lui Jerry este deja "a classic" :)

BeNnY
30 Mar 2004, 22:56
Episoadele de ieri mi s-au parut super... :D

Bogie
30 Mar 2004, 23:10
Pai spune care sunt alea.

notorious
31 Mar 2004, 20:13
bai, eu nu pricep ce va place voua la kramer. mie mi se pare chiar enervant uneori, anume exact faptul ca nu-l lasa pe jerry sa vorbeasca: 'aaaaahhhhhhh!!!', se prosteste toate episoadele... nu stiu, personajul in sine ma calca pe nervi uneori... eu raman extrem de fidel lui george. si elaine e comparabila cu el la capitolul 'ticneala'. in episodul de azi, elaine, apropo, se 'transforma' in george!...

BeNnY
31 Mar 2004, 20:14
Faza cu Kramer de ieri a fost un pic cam exagerata, admit... Mie si de Elaine imi place destul de mult... dar si de George.... hmm... greu de facut un top :roll:

Gaandalf
01 Apr 2004, 10:17
George RULZZZ - "you had to swoooop in ... didn't you ?" :lol:
Kramer RULZZZZZ ALSO - asta este meritul shi datoria lui sa exagereze ... "i had to be in bed by 9 o'clock - every night. I don't wanna tell you what happened if i wasn't" :lol:

christi
01 Apr 2004, 17:11
Newman catre Jerry (la Newman acasa): "Hello, jerry...." :)

BeNnY
01 Apr 2004, 22:03
Mie mi-a placut faza cu mama lui Jerry cand s-a intalnit cu Newman ca a spus "Hello, Newman." la fel ca Jerry :D

notorious
01 Apr 2004, 22:30
ca tot veni vorba despre episodul ala, mai tre' sa spun ca a fost totala parodierea lui 'schindler's list'! dar pazea, ca a inceput seria cu dl. pitt, seful lui elaine - niste episoade de neuitat - sa nu-l ratati pe ala in care il imita pe hitler !!

BeNnY
01 Apr 2004, 23:21
Foarte misto o faza din primul episod de azi care e chiar acum pe pro tv

Asta spune George pe un ton foarte confuz de parca nu intelegea in timp ce iesea foarte incet din apartamentul lui Jerry:

"What was a man with a cape doing with my father?
What was my father doing with a man with a cape?
...Why a cape?"

:lol:

Gaandalf
04 Apr 2004, 12:27
Foarte misto o faza din primul episod de azi care e chiar acum pe pro tv

Asta spune George pe un ton foarte confuz de parca nu intelegea in timp ce iesea foarte incet din apartamentul lui Jerry:

"What was a man with a cape doing with my father?
What was my father doing with a man with a cape?
...Why a cape?"

:lol:
shi la final knd o salveaza pe aia de pe pod :
"who are you ?
I am Frank Costanza's lawyer!" :lol:

Gaandalf
04 Apr 2004, 12:32
Newman catre Jerry (la Newman acasa): "Hello, jerry...." :)
criminala faza ... :lol: am ras de m-am rupt ... shi apoi a mai fost shi faza in kre Jerry nu mai putea sa o sarute pe aia k fusese parasita de Newman ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

K's
04 Apr 2004, 12:38
vad ca pe aici se tot vorbeste de episoadele (cam vechi) 'seinfeld' de la protv... da, sunt geniale, le-am vazut, insa daca am ocazia nu imi displace sa le revad!!! un top al personajelor nu as putea face- fiecare are rolul lui in 'economia' serialului, fiecare simbolizeaza un anumit tip, de aceea o comparatie va avea intotdeauna de suferit, zic eu...

ce ziceati, in schimb, de "one man show"-urile lui jerry seinfeld (comedianul, nu personajul de serial)???

christi
04 Apr 2004, 13:40
Check this out:

http://www.americanexpress.com/jerry



Mortal!! :)

WraIth
04 Apr 2004, 22:04
:lol: Super.Mi-a placut

BeNnY
04 Apr 2004, 22:18
M-am uitat la tot ce era de vazut pe-acolo si... :o

Erau acolo TV Teasers. Asta inseamna ca se va face un serial?!

zizi
04 Apr 2004, 22:50
nu. asta-nseamna ca in timpul serialului, faceau reclama la site-ul asta. :wink:

BeNnY
04 Apr 2004, 23:14
Lol...

Un teaser de obicei "prevesteste" ceva! Ceva ce va urma! Ceva mai mare!

Mircius
05 Apr 2004, 16:50
Seinfeld rulez..... Not that is something wrong with that....
brilliant....
imi mai place cand baga Kramer fata aia de indragostit....

BeNnY
05 Apr 2004, 19:09
Not that is something wrong with that....

:o :o :o

neFANaticule! Era Not that there's anything wrong with it...

ogto
05 Apr 2004, 19:56
Eu iubesc la Seinfeld acele glume subtile care nimeni nu le observa. Anumite gesturi, la care daca te gandesti mai bine, razi jumatate de ora... De ex:

Suna George la Jerry acasa si lasa msg. urmator:
"Hi, this is George, I've got nothing to say..." (nu este cea mai subtila gluma, dar aceasta am gasito)

Oricine care vede aceste gulme mici si le apreciaza i-ar place la nebunie seria "Futurama" care e facuta tot de Matt Groeing si o am pe toata. Daca vrea cineva un massive trade, o dau. :D

notorious
05 Apr 2004, 21:54
ogto, benny, prietenii mei :D , am ratat eipsoadele de joi seara (am stat sa revad 'ghepardul') si vineri dupa-amiaza nu le-au mai reluat, ca doar era zi de sarbatoare, am intrat in NATO, si astepta lumea sa curga lapte si miere pe strada. imi poate spune cineva cam cu ce au fost episoadele alea. sper sa la fi vazut mai demult.

BeNnY
05 Apr 2004, 22:41
Ai ratat niste faze MONUMENTALE :D

Uite unul din episoade:

The Chinese Woman

Episode #90 (6.04: season 6, episode 4), 13 Oct 1994.

The Cast:
CharacterActorJerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld George Costanza
Jason Alexander Kramer Michael Richards Elaine Benes Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Donna Chang Angela Dohrmann Estelle CostanzaEstelle Harris Frank
Costanza Jerry Stiller


[JERRY and ELAINE walking down the street. ELAINE is carrying two
plastic grocery bags and one big paper grocery bag. JERRY is carrying
none and is pretending to not notice the discrepancy.]

JERRY
Good shave today..

ELAINE
[wry/sarcastic] Don't worry, Jerry, I can manage these bags; really I'm
fine.

JERRY
I'm thinkin' of lettin' my sideburns grow in a little..

ELAINE
Can we rest here a second.

JERRY
[pause] Yeah, I guess.

[She sits on the stairs of a small entryway.]

JERRY
.. So how's Noreen?

ELAINE
Mm! She's got a new boyfriend: Paul.

JERRY
Already? That was fast.. I assume he's not a High Talker..

ELAINE
No, but, he has, The Worst Habit. Whenever he answers the phone, he
won't put Noreen right on. Ya haveta go through, like, ten minutes of
chit-chat.

JERRY
A Long Talker.

ELAINE
Yeah! But he is so boring! But now, whenever he answers the phone: I
just hang up.

JERRY
[pause] All right; let's move it out.

[ELAINE gets her bags.]

JERRY
Hey, isn't that George's father?

ELAINE
Oh, yeah, it is! Should we say hello?

JERRY
I've never seen him in Manhattan before; it's weird. So out of context.

ELAINE
That man he's with: is he wearing a cape?

JERRY
I believe he is wearing a cape.

ELAINE
Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?

JERRY
Well, it is good cape weather. Cool. Breezy.

ELAINE
Yeah, why a cape? Who wears a cape? Where do you even get a cape?

JERRY
You're right; it is strange. In fact, let's cross to the other side of
the street. Cover me.

[ELAINE positions the bags to cover her face and upper body. JERRY walks
by her so he's out of view, too.]

[End of Intro-- time: 1:23]
[Commercial Break]

[JERRY and ELAINE arrive at JERRY's "house."]

JERRY
Just, ah, plop it on the counter there.

[ELAINE drops one bag deliberately and throws the others on the counter.
He hadn't helped her at all on the way--payback time. Then, during the
following, she spends a lot of time looking for food in the bags and
puts some in one bag--presumably hers.]

JERRY
Oh! I got a message. [presses button on phone machine]

GEORGE
[on tape] Hey, it's George. I got nothin' to say.. [beeeep]

ELAINE
That sounds Urgent..

JERRY
Let me call him back..
Hello?? Who is this?
Donna Chang? Oh, I'm sorry, I must o' dialed the wrong number.

ELAINE
Donna Chang?

JERRY
[is redialing] Should've talked to her; I love Chinese women.

ELAINE
Isn't that a little racist?

JERRY
If I like their race, how can that be racist?..
Hellooo??..
Oh, is this Donna Chang again?!..
Yyy-yes, I am calling George..
Oh, the lines are crossed; you're getting his calls. Well, what do you
know?!

[KRAMER comes in. He's got a bottle of water. JERRY stays on the line to
chat with Donna.]

JERRY
So listen..

KRAMER
I'm goin' through this stuff like water.. [to JERRY] Who you talkin' to?

ELAINE
He's on with a Chinese woman.

KRAMER
Oooo, ooooo. You know, I dig Asian women. [a little distracted, pulling
down his underwear in back, through his pants]

ELAINE
You got a.. comfort problem there?

KRAMER
Yeah, I think these Jockeys shrunk.

ELAINE
I thought you wore silk underwear.

KRAMER
No. Well, you know, I wore 'em for about a month but I couldn't stay
with it. Yeah, I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. [he's serious.
Then he makes a hand gesture of grabbing up.] My boys need a house.

ELAINE
[not charmed..] That's nice.
Listen, Kramer, you know, if you ever want to have kids you shouldn't
wear briefs. Boxers are much better for your sperm count.

KRAMER
Sperm count?
Well how many ssssperm should I have?

ELAINE
A lot.

[JERRY comes back. He'd wandered into the bedroom and is now off the
phone.]

JERRY
I got a date!

ELAINE
With the Chinese woman?!

JERRY
She knew who I was! She saw me in a club one time! My first date ever
with the Pacific Rim. I'm very excited.

KRAMER
Jerry. Did ya ever have your sperm count checked?

JERRY
No, why should I? I wear boxers.

KRAMER
You ever get a woman pregnant?

JERRY
I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed..

KRAMER
What would you say if I told you, "I never impregnated a woman"?

JERRY
Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years??..

Boy, I'm surprised. You've slept with a lot of women, I--

KRAMER
A lot of 'em! [wild gesture, freaked out]

Do you think maybe I'm.. Depleted??!!

JERRY
Well, I'm sure you're not.. Totally Depleted.

KRAMER
Well, but what if I am? I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinc
tion!

JERRY
Well, go to a fertility clinic. Have your sperm count checked.

KRAMER
Yeah, but then I'd have to.. well, you know.. into a cup? In the middle
of the day??

ELAINE
Does that conflict with your regular schedule?

[KRAMER, distracted, leaves.]

ELAINE
[going to the phone, she's been eating chips from small package of them]
All right. I'm gonna try Noreen again.

JERRY
I am very excited about this date! We're goin' to Hunan Balcony!

ELAINE
She's Chinese so you suggest Chinese food?

JERRY
She suggested it!

ELAINE
I thought Chinese don't eat Chinese..

JERRY
She's very assimilated.

[ELAINE's on the phone--we hear a male, "Hello?" on the other end.
ELAINE quickly hangs up.]

JERRY
Paul again?

ELAINE
[matter of fact] You can't get one ring past him.

[GEORGE comes in.]

GEORGE
Hey, hey, hey! You don't call me back?!

JERRY
I tried! Your line's crossed with a Chinese woman!

GEORGE
Uh?

ELAINE
[coming toward GEORGE to sit over by JERRY, who's on the arm of the
couch. GEORGE is standing.] Hey, George, we saw your father on the
street before.

GEORGE
What's he doin' in the city today?

[They both shrug.]

GEORGE
You didn't ask him?

[They both shake heads no. ELAINE's eating chips.]

GEORGE
You didn't say hello?

ELAINE
Well, he was with someone.
A man.. In a cape.

GEORGE
Why was he wearing a cape?..

[ELAINE and JERRY shrug.]

GEORGE
Was my father wearing a cape?

JERRY
No. Jacket and tie: no cape.

GEORGE
Huh.. Cape.. [turns, slowly goes to door] W--a man with a cape doin'
with my father?..What was my father doing with a man in a cape? ..
[opens door] Why a cape? [out the door and gone]


[Fertility clinic. In an examination room. KRAMER's waiting. The DOCTOR
comes in.]

DOCTOR
The results of your sperm test are in.
Well, ummm.. Are you planning to start a family?

KRAMER
Yes! I would like to! Very much!..
Well, I'm low, now, aren't I? I ca--I can feel it!...

DOCTOR
Yes, I'm afraid you're a little low.

KRAMER
Ohhh. Man!! It's over! The Kramer name is finished! I'm never goin' to
procreate! I--

DOCTOR
Hey--that's not necessarily true. There are measures you can take to
improve your fertility.

KRAMER
All right, all right. What. What. You tell me; I'll do anything. Come
on, Doc, tell me.

DOCTOR
First thing: you should wear boxer shorts.

KRAMER
All the time?

DOCTOR
All the time. Ya have to get off Jockeys right away.

KRAMER
Yeah, but I've always worn Jockeys.

[At ELAINE's. She's in her robe and talking on the phone, blowing a hair
dryer onto the phone.]

ELAINE
Hi Paul! It's Elaine calling!
Yeah, I'm calling from a car phone so I don't really have time to talk.
Is, is, uh, Noreen there?!.. Oh. She's not?! Okay, great. Well you can
just tell her I called, then, an'--

Well, yes. It has been unseasonably cool lately..

Oh, okay, well, I'm pulling up to the building now. So, I'm gonna..

[a little later, is sitting] Yeah, I took 20%, too..

Uuum. Look it's uh.. [turns hair dryer on and off] Paul. The.. car..
seems to be running out of gas. .. I'm gonna.. have to get off the
phone. [hangs up]


[Night. The Hunan Balcony. JERRY's in the waiting area, in a good mood,
sitting next to a GUY.]

HOSTESS
Just let me know when the rest of your party has arrived, sir.

JERRY
Yes, I will.

GUY
[indicating a cigarette] Mind?

JERRY
[good mood] No--go ahead--I second-hand smoke two packs a day.

[DONNA CHANG walks up. She's not oriental. But is good-looking.]

DONNA
Jerry.

JERRY
[pause] 'scuse me?

DONNA
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

JERRY
Who're you?

DONNA
I'm Donna Chang..

JERRY
[stands, in shock, it's not sinking in] What do you mean?

DONNA
I mean: I'm Donna Chang.

JERRY
[pause] You're Donna Chang?

DONNA
Did you think I was Chinese?..

JERRY
Oh. No. Oh, you mean because of the "Chang"?

DONNA
Actually, the family name wasn't originally Chang.

JERRY
I didn't think so.

DONNA
It used to be "Changstein."

[Day. At Jerry's, ELAINE and JERRY. She's making herself a bowl of
Raisin Bran.]

ELAINE
She's not Chinese?

JERRY
No. Not Chinese.
Not even Asian.

ELAINE
So. What is she?

JERRY
Well, she's.. like you.

ELAINE
[pause] Oh, how.. disappointed you must have been. [walks to couch, with
her cereal]

JERRY
Well, it's false advertising, see? And the thing is, I think she likes
people thinkin' she's Chinese. She suggests Chinese food. She always
introduces herself as "Donna Chang,"..

ELAINE
So why're you seeing her again..

JERRY
Well, she is a woman.

ELAINE
I spoke to Paul an' Noreen. They might be breakin' up.

JERRY
Really?

ELAINE
Well, maybe.

JERRY
[sits on couch as something occurs to him] Hey, wouldn't it be funny if
Paul an' Noreen broke up because o' you kept hangin' up on him?

ELAINE
[pause] What do you mean?

JERRY
Well, you know if Paul thought it was some guy.. hangin' up because he
was having an affair with Noreen?

[As ELAINE considers the implications, KRAMER comes in. he's got a pile
of underwear in his hands.]

KRAMER
Here. Take my Jockey shorts.

[JERRY leaps up and KRAMER's following him as JERRY walks backward
around the apartment during the following.]

ELAINE
Whoa! Whoa!

JERRY
What is that?!!

KRAMER
Look, you gotta help me. I have to get off Jockey shorts.

JERRY
Wha--you have a low sperm count?

KRAMER
Very low! Come on, Jerry. Take 'em.

JERRY
Nnnoo--I don't want 'em.

KRAMER
Jerry, look! You gotta help me! I can't have 'em near me! If I have one
pair in my house, I'm gonna wear them!

JERRY
Look! I don't want 'em!

KRAMER
All it takes is one pair! Now, come on!

JERRY
I'm not gonna be able to sleep if those are in the house!

[KRAMER's put the pile on Jerry's table and is grabbing at his own
pants.]

KRAMER
Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that--they're baggin' up,
they're rising in! An' there's nothing holding me in place! I'm flip
pin'! I'm floppin'!

[ELAINE's distracted by disgust.]

KRAMER
What am I gonna do!? Jerry! I'm goin' crazy in these things! [leaves]

JERRY
[calmly turns back to The Pile on his table] Well. I'm gonna have to
move now.

[At Monk's. GEORGE and his FATHER at a booth.]

FRANK
Ya know what I like about Manhattan? There's no mosquitoes.

GEORGE
Plenty of mosquitoes.

FRANK
Queens is full of mosquitoes.

GEORGE
So, Dad..

FRANK
Gnats, too. If I'm not mistaken.

GEORGE
Dad! I heard you were in the city the other day!

FRANK
Your mother has to tell you every move I make!?

GEORGE
No.. Jerry and Elaine saw you.

FRANK
They didn't say hello?

GEORGE
Well, they were in a rush.

FRANK
They couldn't just say hello?! .. Oh, to hell with them.

GEORGE
They, uh.. said you were with some guy who was wearing a cape, ha ha.

FRANK
Elaine, I can see, not sayin' hello. She's very--what's the
word--supercilious.

GEORGE
So Dad.

FRANK
How could Jerry not say Hello?!!

[Night. At JERRY's with he and DONNA CHANG. She's on the couch and he's
drying the dishes. She's just hung up the phone.]

JERRY
So did they, uh, uncross the lines, yet?

DONNA
No. They can't find the problem. It's really getting ridicurous.

JERRY
[long pause--did he hear "ridicurous"--should he say something--can't
decide if he should. finally..] Did you say, "ridicurous"?

DONNA
Ridiculous.

JERRY
[pause] I thought you said.. "ridicurous." [he and she look at each
other, puzzled.]

[GEORGE comes in.]

JERRY
Oh, what are you doing here?

GEORGE
Oh, I wanted to, [notices DONNA] talk to you--I'm sorry, I--didn't know
you had company. [JERRY indicates he should stay] Hi, uh, I'm George.

DONNA
Oh! Hi! [they shake hands] I'm Donna Chang. [GEORGE to himself registers
that as weird, is heading to the kitchen.]

I just spoke to your mother before.

GEORGE
[pause] You spoke to my mother?

DONNA
She was trying to call you, but--

JERRY
The rines were crossed?

[They both look at him weird.]

GEORGE
Did you say, "The rines were crossed?"

JERRY
Did I?

DONNA
[pause] George, she's so sweet. We talked for an hour!
Anyway, I'm really sorry.

GEORGE
Sorry? Why sorry? What do you have to be sorry for?

DONNA
Well, she told me she and your father are getting divorced.

[JERRY and DONNA watch as GEORGE immediately and ritually goes to the
oven, turns on the gas, opens the door and sticks his head in it.]

[End of Act I-- time: 10:18]
[Commercial Break]

[Same night, at JERRY's apartment--Donna's left. ELAINE's there.]

ELAINE
Divorced. That's really too bad..

JERRY
Yeah, you know it's a shame his parents didn't get divorced thirty years
ago. He could have been normal.

GEORGE
[coming out of bathroom] Oh my God! You know what I just realized?! If
they get divorced an' live in two separate places? That's twice as many
visits!

JERRY
I never thought of that.

GEORGE
Imagine if I had to see them both on the same day? [mirthless] Haha!
It's like runnin' the double marathon!

ELAINE
Hey George, did you have any idea that anything was wrong?

JERRY
Have you ever spent any time with these people..?

GEORGE
You know what this has to do with? The man in the cape--I bet you he is
mixed up in this!

I don't trust men in capes.

JERRY
You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearin' a
cape. .. Superman wore a cape.. An' I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand
here an' let you say something bad about him.

GEORGE
All right Superman's the exception.

ELAINE
[has been watching that with amazed disbelief]

[KRAMER enters.]

KRAMER
Oh, hey! Elaine, I just heard that Noreen and Paul are breaking up. I
want you to put in a good word for me. [to JERRY] I've always had a
thing for Noreen.

ELAINE
Oh, Kramer. You don't understand. This could be my fault.

KRAMER
Well, if she's available now, I'm not gonna let her slip through my
fingers this time. Nooope. [walking around at ease, some dancy moves]

JERRY
Well it looks like you've adjusted to the boxers..

KRAMER
Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that.

JERRY
You went back to the Jockeys?

KRAMER
Wrong again.

JERRY
[pause] Oh, no.

ELAINE
What? What?..

JERRY
Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys..

ELAINE
Eeaawww...

JERRY
The only thing between us is a thin layer of gabardine..

JERRY
Kramer, say it isn't so.

KRAMER
Oh, it be so.

I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!

JERRY
Don't you need a little.. help?

KRAMER
Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered.. [opens door to leave,
still very happy, then:] I'm like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the
countryside!!

[Day. At Monk's. ELAINE and NOREEN are sitting at the counter. We're
looking straight at them.]

ELAINE
Well, you guys are tryin' to work it ouut! That's great!..

NOREEN
Yeah, well.. We're trying.. He just went insane there for a while..

ELAINE
Oh, he went insane?..

NOREEN
Believe it or not: Paul was convinced I was having an affair because
somebody kept calling and hanging up whenever he answered! What kind of
a Sick Person calls and hangs up over and over?

ELAINE
[awkward, defensive yet hypothetical, avoids eye contact] Well. Uh. I
don't know about sick. I mean, maybe it was somebody who, didn't wanna,
talk to whoever was answering because whoever was answering was always
making, boring chit-chat, an' was completely oblivious to the fact that
the person who was calling, didn't want to speak to them, ah!

NOREEN
[has been growing increasingly slackjawed in amazement] I can't believe
that was you..

ELAINE
[looks at NOREEN] I'm really sorry, Noreen..

NOREEN
[pause] So you thought he was boring?

ELAINE
Hey! Noreen! Don't go by me! Ha ha.

NOREEN
[reconsidering Paul's worthiness.]

[Day. JERRY and ELAINE at Jerry's apartment.]

JERRY
What are you doin' to this woman?! This is the second relationship
you've ruined for her in a few weeks!!

ELAINE
I know--

JERRY
First you ruin her relationship with the High Talker.

ELAINE
Well, Jer--I got confused, they sound exactly the same.

JERRY
So she breaks up with him. Somehow picks up the pieces of her life. Mira
culously meets: A New Guy! Ya bust that up! An' then, just as they're
reconciling, you announce to the world: He's Boring.

ELAINE
[apologetically] I didn't know she'd take it so seriously.

JERRY
Well, apparently you have a tremendous influence over this woman!
Anything you say she does!

[Door bell buzzes. JERRY goes over, hits the button.]

JERRY
Yeah.

DONNA
It's Donna Chang.

JERRY

Sm�agol-Gollum
05 Apr 2004, 22:49
asta-i tot episodu?? :o

christi
06 Apr 2004, 17:27
Ca tot veni vorba de scenarii.... http://www.seinfeldscripts.com

notorious
08 Apr 2004, 21:56
YEEEEEEAH!

tin minte faza cu boxerii! multumesc, benny. stiam eu ca trebuie sa-l fi vazut initial... sper sa nu mi se mai intample asa ceva...

BeNnY
08 Apr 2004, 22:21
Hei! Acum vad! N-a incaput tot episodul! Mai era... :roll:

Bogie
15 Apr 2004, 23:24
Care ati vazut marti seara "The Switch"? Foarte bun episodul. Stie cineva ce film parodiaza? chestia cu planul perfect, "You dissapoint me, my friend" etc.
Traducerea este execrabila, nu am savurat episoadele chinuindu-ma sa nu ma uit la subtitrare. Stiu ca e foarte greu de tradus dar chiar asa de prost...Dialogurile sunt rapide astfel incat traducerea ar trebui sa fie cat mai scurta, in schimb astia o lungesc pe 2 randuri.

BeNnY
16 Apr 2004, 00:08
Eu nu ma uit la subtitrari tocmai din cauza prostiei pe care o prezinta... Am vazut episodul "The Switch"... excelent episodul! Unul din cele mai bune!

Mircius
16 Apr 2004, 16:11
ati vazut mai, filmu ala (show-ul) cu Seinfeld (nu ma refer la un episod).... Benny sa-mi spui daca ti-a placut. Daca il doreste careva sa-mi spuna.... il am eu pe cd....

Bogie
23 Apr 2004, 10:20
Intrebare: de ce Kramer se simte "ca acasa" in aprtamentul lui Jerry? :)

ogto
23 Apr 2004, 18:48
Este un spisod in care totul merge invers... Vedem o scena, dupaia cu 5 min inainte, dupaia cu o zi inainte, dupaia cu o sapt etc. E cu o nunta episodul. Si la sfarsit ajung la momentul cand se muta Jerry in apt. si il cunoste pe Kramer. Il invita inautru la o pizza si zice: "What's mine is yours"... De aici incepe totul... :D

blitz43
07 May 2004, 15:59
episodul cu nazistul cu supa a fost sau o sa fie?

in sfârsit a fost si episodul asta...
prima oara când a fost difuzat de prostv nu l-am vazut, asa ca... :lol: :P
ce-ar mai fi de spus? BOSCO... :w00t:

raptor
09 Jun 2004, 18:29
AM SI EU O INTREBARE.CINE E ACTRITA AIA BLONDUTA PUTIN CARE A APARUT IN AL DOILEA EPISOD DE IERI SEARA,MARTI,8 IUNIE SI DUPA CARE MIUNA GEORGE? :oops:

Gaandalf
11 Jun 2004, 12:01
AM SI EU O INTREBARE.CINE E ACTRITA AIA BLONDUTA PUTIN CARE A APARUT IN AL DOILEA EPISOD DE IERI SEARA,MARTI,8 IUNIE SI DUPA CARE MIUNA GEORGE? :oops:
da shi tu mai multe detalii despre episod ...
+ am akasa episodul 922-923 cu procesul shi totzi care-i acuza da nu ma indur sa ma uit... ashtept la TV :lol:

Jay
11 Jun 2004, 15:10
Episodul de joi seara.... Geniala lagatura lui Newman cu Keitel din Pulp.

Bogie
11 Jun 2004, 15:51
Episodul de joi seara...spune ceva despre el ca nu toti stim care este.

Danny
11 Jun 2004, 21:51
marti din cate imi aduc aminte a fost episodul cu "pacientul englez" si celalalt cu periuta de dinti cazuta in toaleta...

Sm�agol-Gollum
11 Jun 2004, 21:59
super fain episonu cu "english pacient"...cum se numea celalalt film (cel la care vroia sa se uite elaine)?

BeNnY
11 Jun 2004, 22:06
AM SI EU O INTREBARE.CINE E ACTRITA AIA BLONDUTA PUTIN CARE A APARUT IN AL DOILEA EPISOD DE IERI SEARA,MARTI,8 IUNIE SI DUPA CARE MIUNA GEORGE? :oops:
da shi tu mai multe detalii despre episod ...
+ am akasa episodul 922-923 cu procesul shi totzi care-i acuza da nu ma indur sa ma uit... ashtept la TV :lol:

Cum adica episodul 922 - 923 ?! :huh:

Danica
11 Jun 2004, 22:10
super fain episonu cu "english pacient"...cum se numea celalalt film (cel la care vroia sa se uite elaine)?

"Bag family "daca imi amintesc bine..iar faza cu "Mori ,mori nu mai povesti despre deshert shi mori .." SUPER!!

BeNnY
11 Jun 2004, 22:23
super fain episonu cu "english pacient"...cum se numea celalalt film (cel la care vroia sa se uite elaine)?

"Bag family "daca imi amintesc bine..iar faza cu "Mori ,mori nu mai povesti despre deshert shi mori .." SUPER!!

Nu se numea Bag Family! Era ceva de genul Sack Lunch...

Danica
12 Jun 2004, 07:29
super fain episonu cu "english pacient"...cum se numea celalalt film (cel la care vroia sa se uite elaine)?

"Bag family "daca imi amintesc bine..iar faza cu "Mori ,mori nu mai povesti despre deshert shi mori .." SUPER!!

Nu se numea Bag Family! Era ceva de genul Sack Lunch...

Oopps...scuze.. :oops: Sack lunch atunci!

BeNnY
12 Jun 2004, 09:44
Nu conteaza :P

Jay
12 Jun 2004, 15:47
Episodul de joi seara...spune ceva despre el ca nu toti stim care este.

Fostul sef al lui Elaine(editura Pendant) a deschis, dupa o idee a lui Elaine) o patiserie unde se faceau doar "topul"(capul) de la briose si nu avea ce sa faca cu restul briosei. Dupa ce Kramer s-a chiunit sa le arunce la tot felul de gropi de gunoi, nimeni nu le primea deoarece nu aveau topul. In fine, la urma Elaine ii spune fostului sef ca il cheama pe unul care rezolva probleme(aluzie la Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction). Era Newman cu o masina super rapida inchiriata si cand a sossit, au avut niste schimburi de replici gen Pulp si pana la urma Newman a luat patru sticle cu lapte si a mancat toate resturile.

LadyEowyin
14 Jun 2004, 07:38
[quote=bogie](aluzie la Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction).
helloooooooooooooooooooo! Jack Nickolson iti suna cunoscut ? Helloooo! The Wolf! De unde si pana unde Pulp Fiction ?

Jay
14 Jun 2004, 21:07
Hm.... ajutati-ma va rog... cum se numeste personajul lui Kietel din Pulp?? Nu-l cheama Wolf....!!!! ..... I hope I'm right Lady

LadyEowyin
15 Jun 2004, 08:27
Hm.... ajutati-ma va rog... cum se numeste personajul lui Kietel din Pulp?? Nu-l cheama Wolf....!!!! ..... I hope I'm right Lady
da ai dreptate - era THE WOLF - the cleaner. Dar faza din Seinfeld cu jerry care se scarpina ete din filmul THE WOLF cu Jack Nickolson. Cand iese la vanatoare si gusta din caprioara aia. Seinfeld a fost super comic la faza aia. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jay
15 Jun 2004, 20:45
Da stiu ..,dar eu vorbeam de alt episod.... Mda no more hellllllloooooouuuu Jay

Jay
22 Jun 2004, 17:21
macar stim de unde s-a inspirat Memento..., ma refer la primul episod de aseara... cu nunta din India a lui Sue Ellen....

ArsDeViu
22 Jun 2004, 19:10
Am ras de m-am rupt la episodul de ieri.


SHUT UP!
YOU SHUT UP!
EEE, DROP DEAD!
-------
What time is it?
I told you 2 minute ago
2 MINUTES AGO
What time is it?
I don't have a watch.
--------
That's Jerry! Realyyyy FUNNY GUY!
-------
He schnaps me.
-----------
What else does he know?
I can't tell...
Drink this.

Si sfarsitul a fost de nu se poate. :lol: :lol: :lol:

BeNnY
22 Jun 2004, 19:42
macar stim de unde s-a inspirat Memento..., ma refer la primul episod de aseara... cu nunta din India a lui Sue Ellen....

...mai bun episodul asta decat Memento.

Pinky
22 Jun 2004, 20:11
Prea tare episodul de ieri! Am ras asa tare ca a venit vecina din fata, crezand ca ma atatca cineva :lol:

ArsDeViu
22 Jun 2004, 21:26
:lol: :lol: Sunt curios cum razi

Sm�agol-Gollum
22 Jun 2004, 22:21
shi mie mi-a placut filmul.....mi-a placut replica aceea a lui george: ceva de genu: pune-ti scuzele intr-un sac...

BeNnY
23 Jun 2004, 00:58
Asta, ultimul din seara asta a fost super... Mai ales Kramer & car salesmen-ul... Pacat ca incet incet se apropie de sfarsit. Mai sunt 15-20 episoade.

Jay
23 Jun 2004, 16:25
A chocolate bar line-up...... :lol:

Pinky
23 Jun 2004, 19:16
Eu n-am putut sa vad tot :(( . Ce a facut George pana la urma cu banii pt caritate? :lol:

christi
23 Jun 2004, 19:32
Am ras de m-am rupt la episodul de ieri.


SHUT UP!
YOU SHUT UP!
EEE, DROP DEAD!
-------
What time is it?
I told you 2 minute ago
2 MINUTES AGO
What time is it?
I don't have a watch.
--------
That's Jerry! Realyyyy FUNNY GUY!
-------
He schnaps me.
-----------
What else does he know?
I can't tell...
Drink this.

Si sfarsitul a fost de nu se poate. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Senzational episod. Unul dintre cele mai bune.

christi
23 Jun 2004, 19:34
Cea mai tare replica din ultima vreme.... a fost acum vreo 3 saptamini... (eram in concediu, de-aia n-am scris atunci):

"My ex-boyfriend came over late last night, and yadda-yadda-yadda, and I'm REALLY tired today..."



Eram pe jos de ris :)

Sm�agol-Gollum
23 Jun 2004, 21:14
cel mai bestial episod pe care l-am vazut la seinfield a fost cel de aseara cu masina...kramer shi george sunt mortali!!

ArsDeViu
24 Jun 2004, 13:55
Cea mai tare replica

Elaine : I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Jay
24 Jun 2004, 16:51
Jerry Seinfield is The Devil... :D

MinRep
30 Jun 2004, 14:36
Episodul de aseara cu ricsa si cartea lui George au fost mortale. Si mai ales replica trecatorului: "This is the first day of the rest of my life". Am murit de ras la faza aia... :lol: Si cum pleca Kramer... :w00t:

Pinky
30 Jun 2004, 15:12
Episodul de aseara cu ricsa si cartea lui George au fost mortale. Si mai ales replica trecatorului: "This is the first day of the rest of my life". Am murit de ras la faza aia... :lol: Si cum pleca Kramer... :w00t:

Nu era doar trecator parca... era colegul lui Elaine, Zach sau cum il chema, presupus boyfriend :lol: .

KORBEN
30 Jun 2004, 20:14
senzationala faza cu nunta pe revers
da a fost beton si chestia cu gonoreea
s`o iei de la un tractor!!!! :D :D

Gaandalf
01 Jul 2004, 09:39
episodul cu india - genial : "You can oput your sorries in a sack mister!" :lol:

MinRep
01 Jul 2004, 09:44
Episodul de aseara cu ricsa si cartea lui George au fost mortale. Si mai ales replica trecatorului: "This is the first day of the rest of my life". Am murit de ras la faza aia... :lol: Si cum pleca Kramer... :w00t:

Nu era doar trecator parca... era colegul lui Elaine, Zach sau cum il chema, presupus boyfriend :lol: .

Da, el era...

Pinky
02 Jul 2004, 11:09
Imi venea sa plang aseara... can't beleive it's over :(( .

Jay
02 Jul 2004, 11:23
Tine-te tare... O sa fie bine.. :)

Stie cineva ce va da PRO tv dupa seinfield??

Pinky
02 Jul 2004, 11:29
Filme gen actiune, horror ieftin :( .

Jay
02 Jul 2004, 11:31
Filme gen actiune, horror ieftin :( .

Yesss :sick: :sick: :sick:

BeNnY
02 Jul 2004, 11:58
Imi venea sa plang aseara... can't beleive it's over :(( .

Dar nu s-a terminat... Mai sunt 2 episoade luni - The Finale

Pinky
02 Jul 2004, 14:06
Imi venea sa plang aseara... can't beleive it's over :(( .

Dar nu s-a terminat... Mai sunt 2 episoade luni - The Finale

DA? Ok... but it's not enough! I want more :(( .

Sm�agol-Gollum
02 Jul 2004, 21:59
ma, da s-a terminat de tot? nu mai sunt cateva episoade care le-au dat numai in america?

BeNnY
02 Jul 2004, 22:18
Pro TV-ul le-a dat pe toate! Mai sunt doar doua care sunt mai lungi care OR SA FIE SIGUR luni pe PRO TV. Asa ca uitati-va luni de la 00:00 pe Pro TV

Jay
06 Jul 2004, 00:26
Now it's over!!! :(( :((

BeNnY
06 Jul 2004, 01:54
Yeah and it sucked big time...

Sm�agol-Gollum
06 Jul 2004, 21:33
vai da ce naspa s-a terminat.....nu ma asteptam deloc la un astfel de sfarsit!!

Pinky
06 Jul 2004, 21:43
vai da ce naspa s-a terminat.....nu ma asteptam deloc la un astfel de sfarsit!!

Da... intr-adevar s-a terminat naspa, dar a fost amuzant sa revad personajele alea si fazele cele mai misto :D .

Sm�agol-Gollum
06 Jul 2004, 22:04
vai da ce naspa s-a terminat.....nu ma asteptam deloc la un astfel de sfarsit!!

Da... intr-adevar s-a terminat naspa, dar a fost amuzant sa revad personajele alea si fazele cele mai misto :D .

vai ce mortali au fost dracii!! cat de insensibili shi de grosolani pot fi!! ce si-au batut joc de grasanul ala!! :lol: :lol:

Pinky
06 Jul 2004, 22:19
vai ce mortali au fost dracii!! cat de insensibili shi de grosolani pot fi!! ce si-au batut joc de grasanul ala!! :lol: :lol:
Daaa :lol: . George zicea ca chiar ii face un bine, sa nu-si mai cumpere mancare :lol: . Dar si Kramer cu apa lui din urechi... :D

Sm�agol-Gollum
06 Jul 2004, 22:22
mie mi-a parut rau ca newman nu a depus marturie....atuncea vedeam show!! :)

Ionutz55
06 Jul 2004, 22:32
In sfarsit sa terminat :D

Pinky
06 Jul 2004, 22:33
Dap, dar au fost doar personajele episodice... Iti dai seama ca daca depunea si Newman nu erau de ajuns 2 episoade sa-si spuna "nemultumirile" :lol: .

Jay
30 Aug 2004, 11:47
Tocmai am vazut... Seinfield live on Broadway... uh.... superb... Il vrea cineva?? :D

raptor
30 Aug 2004, 16:18
Il am si eu :D e grozav!!!...a vazut careva :D :D "Seinfeld in Oz" vrea careva? :D

Gaandalf
31 Aug 2004, 07:43
Il am si eu :D e grozav!!!...a vazut careva :D :D "Seinfeld in Oz" vrea careva? :D
Hello! ... yes ... i waaaant! In Constantza este criza mare de Seinfeld ... o pauza mareee de tot ... :x

West
31 Aug 2004, 11:51
JOI - 9 SEPTEMBRIE 2004 - PRO CINEMA - ORA 20.00 - SEINFELD.
Pentru cei care nu au vazut serialul pana acum PRO CINEMA le ofera o inca o sansa.
Apropo, stiti ca apare serialul pe dvd in acesta iarna?

Gaandalf
31 Aug 2004, 12:46
JOI - 9 SEPTEMBRIE 2004 - PRO CINEMA - ORA 20.00. - SEINFELD.
Pentru cei care nu l-au vazut la TV, mai e o sansa. Asta pana la aparitia dvd-ului (spre sfarsitul anului in America).
Este film sau serial ? Nu prea intzeleg ... ce informatzie aiurea! :x

raptor
31 Aug 2004, 15:47
Il am si eu :D e grozav!!!...a vazut careva :D :D "Seinfeld in Oz" vrea careva? :D
Hello! ... yes ... i waaaant! In Constantza este criza mare de Seinfeld ... o pauza mareee de tot ... :x

pai e pe cd-uri..n-au ajuns inca?
si mai e acolo o chestie intitulata pablo francisco....daca stie cineva de el...DEMENTA intruchipata!...in sensul bun al cuvintului.

Jay
31 Aug 2004, 16:44
Il am si eu :D e grozav!!!...a vazut careva :D :D "Seinfeld in Oz" vrea careva? :D


Mda... eu vreauuuu

raptor
31 Aug 2004, 16:52
Il am si eu :D e grozav!!!...a vazut careva :D :D "Seinfeld in Oz" vrea careva? :D


Mda... eu vreauuuu

:D send private message pls...*ia o atitudine sobra*...cinemagia nu incurajeaza pirateria.

BeNnY
02 Sep 2004, 21:19
JOI - 9 SEPTEMBRIE 2004 - PRO CINEMA - ORA 20.00. - SEINFELD.
Pentru cei care nu l-au vazut la TV, mai e o sansa. Asta pana la aparitia dvd-ului (spre sfarsitul anului in America).
Este film sau serial ? Nu prea intzeleg ... ce informatzie aiurea! :x

Se va relua Seinfeld-ul pe Pro Cinema. Il iau de la inceput cred.

West
02 Sep 2004, 21:26
off-topic: Eu am editat post-ul pentru a fi pe intelesul tuturor. Chiar trebuia sa mai si postez din nou pentru a anunta acest lucru? Uite ca am facut-o desi era mai usor ca cel ce nu a inteles sa urmareasca forum-ul si sa-si modifice quote-ul.

Gaandalf
03 Sep 2004, 07:48
Nu mey ... dar am crezut k baga vreun Seinfeld: Live On Broadway sau ceva de genul asta... dupa ce am vazut shi eu reclama la serial am realizat.

Gaandalf
17 Sep 2004, 12:18
Sunt eu singurul kre crede k reclama la Seinfeld cu melodia de la SuperMan (care face parte din penultimul episod) in backround este minunat realizata ? Fiecare imagine este perfect plasata in concordantza cu melodia...
De abea ashtept sa inceapa episoadele cu Newman ... :D

notorious
23 Sep 2004, 22:33
bai , ca tot veni vorba de 'seinfeld' stie cineva ce se mai intampla cu filmul ala de animatie pe care jerry seinfeld il scrie si in care va 'juca'... 'bee movie' ?? :shock: :?

parca trebuia lansat la anu'...

Gaandalf
24 Sep 2004, 07:30
bai , ca tot veni vorba de 'seinfeld' stie cineva ce se mai intampla cu filmul ala de animatie pe care jerry seinfeld il scrie si in care va 'juca'... 'bee movie' ?? :shock: :?

parca trebuia lansat la anu'...
Pe coming soon.net ar fi trebuit sa scrie ceva pana akuma dar pauza. Chiar ma intreb ce face de nu-l scoate odata?

jackpot
07 Oct 2004, 12:34
Bun serialul dar m-am saturat de reluari.
A scos bani buni Seinfeld dupa serial.
Nu e de mirare ca a renuntat la actorie pt. o perioada dupa contract.

Jay
07 Oct 2004, 12:35
Nu de asta a renuntat... se saturase

Gaandalf
07 Oct 2004, 13:25
A scos bani buni Seinfeld dupa serial.
La The late night show with Connan O'Brian a declarat k inca mai scoate bani din Seinfeld.
poate k vroiai sa shtii.

Frank
08 Oct 2004, 16:40
Daca serialul ii bun, scoti si bani buni.

Floydman
16 Oct 2004, 00:56
these pretzels...are making me ...thirsty! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING MEEEE THiRSTY! THESE PRETZELS! ARE MAKING ME THiRSTYYYY!

silver_boy
25 Oct 2004, 00:58
are cineva habar pe unde pot gasii scriptul(scenariul primului episod ) "pilot" din seinfeld ???

Shadow_20
17 Oct 2005, 18:51
fanaticilor seinfeld :p n-aa observat nimeni ca serialul s-a terminat asa cum a inceput ?! jerry ii zice lu george despre camasa, si are loc o discutie despre ultimul nasture al camasii lui george. a propos, dak vrea cineva sa vada seinfeld 24/7 pe winamp tv pe internet -datzi alt+L in winamp si apare media library si selectati de acolo seinfeld pe ess.tv