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Old 13 Mar 2006, 14:37   #281
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Old 15 Mar 2006, 16:31   #282
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Se poate intampla si la case mai mari!



Asta e o transcriptie a unei convorbiri radio reale intre un vas din Armata Statelor Unite si autoritatile canadiene de coasta din Newfoundland in
octombrie 1995.



Americanii : Va rugam, schimbati directia voastra cu 15 grade la nord cu motivul de a evita ciocnirea.



Canadienii : Recomandam ca DV sa schimbati directia VOASTRA cu 15 grade la sud ca sa evitam ciocnirea.

Americanii : Aici capitanul vasului Armatei SUA. Repet: schimbati directia.

Canadienii : Nu, repetam: voi trebuie sa schimbati directia.

Americanii : AICI SUNTEM PORTAVIONUL ABRHAM LINCOLN, AL DOILEA VAS IN DIMENSIUNI AL FLOTEI STATELOR UNITE ALE AMERICII IN OCEANUL ATLANTIC. NE INSOTESC TREI DISTRUGATOARE, TREI CRUCISATOARE SI NUMEROASE VASE DE SPRIJIN. CER CA DVS. SA VA SCHIMBATI DIRECTIA CU 15 GRADE LA NORD, SAU VOM LUA MASURI PENTRU A GARANTA SECURITATEA ACESTUI VAS.

Canadienii : Noi suntem un far. Voi hotariti.
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Old 15 Mar 2006, 17:48   #283
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Old 19 Mar 2006, 12:56   #284
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noi culmi.... Culmea prostiei: sa ai COSMOTE si sa nu stii sa iti activezi minutele"; "Culmea zgarceniei: sa ai COSMOTE si sa dai BEEP"; "Culmea ironiei: sa ai COSMOTE si sa nu mearga reteaua"; "Culmea ghinionului: sa ai COSMOTE si sa nu ai cu cine sa vorbesti";
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Old 19 Mar 2006, 14:12   #285
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Originally Posted by silver_boy:
"Culmea ironiei: sa ai COSMOTE si sa nu mearga reteaua
Asta e culmea realitatii.
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Old 19 Mar 2006, 23:35   #286
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Originally Posted by st3fan:
Originally Posted by silver_boy:
"Culmea ironiei: sa ai COSMOTE si sa nu mearga reteaua
Asta e culmea realitatii.

Dap , se pare ca baietii veseli de la Cosmote chiar au scurtat cu o saptamana durata de activare a ofertei „datoritã cererii fãrã precedent ºi suprasolicitãrii reþelei”.
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Old 19 Mar 2006, 23:41   #287
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Dedicatie speciala pentru toti internauti cinemagicieni:

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...Pai, nu?
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Old 20 Mar 2006, 14:29   #288
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http://www.resursadefun.ro/gi1_inteligenta-excesiva.htm
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Old 20 Mar 2006, 14:32   #289
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Old 20 Mar 2006, 14:38   #290
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw

.pe asta il stiti? e la moda acilea, nu stiu daca a ajuns si in sfinta patrie. e misto, oricum.
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Old 20 Mar 2006, 17:43   #291
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getting hired

Dear Sir / Madam

Thank you for your letter of 4 September 2004. After careful
consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to
offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate
in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and
promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this
time. Therefore I will start work with your company on Monday 22 September at 8.30 am.

I look forward to seeing you then.
Regards ...
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Old 21 Mar 2006, 03:01   #292
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Originally Posted by Cinemania:
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Old 21 Mar 2006, 12:57   #293
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Cat de util e google

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Old 21 Mar 2006, 14:33   #294
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hehehehe. asta e buna. deci cautam cineva de care sa ma iau prin "voi despre filme" si uitati ce am gasit. daca e pe bune, ia medalie de aur.

http://www.cinemagia.ro/movie.php?mo...3677&st art=0

.vezi ultimul mesaj(in josul paginii, adica).
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Old 22 Mar 2006, 17:45   #295
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copy/paste d p www.liternet.ro

18,50 - Doar o vorbã s-ãþi mai spun +++++
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Old 22 Mar 2006, 19:25   #296
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nu stiam daca sa deschid un topic nou sau sa scriu aici:

Care a fost cel mai tampit mass-message primit vreodata?

al meu,tocmai l-am primit acu vreo 2 min:

Numele meu este Ana.Am 6 ani.Taticu' meu m-a omorat anu trecut.M-a injunghiat de 12 ori.Am posedat persoana care a scris mesajul acesta.Daca nu trimitzi mesajul la cel putin 20 de persoane in 10 minute, o sa ma vezi cand iesi de la wc cu un cutzit in mana.Nu vei scapa de mine !! scuze..dar mi e frik.....
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Old 22 Mar 2006, 22:35   #297
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acum pt toti fanii fotbalului interactiv
http://www.goalpoker.com/penalty_str...lPoker_01.html

si pt fanii "asia extrema"
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slide 13 cu dedicatie speciala pt mr. wane
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da' http://www.engrish.com/ nu iti mai place, hä?
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Old 23 Mar 2006, 12:30   #299
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Old 23 Mar 2006, 12:37   #300
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nimic nu intrece poza cu ERIC CRAPTON.


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