Best jokes from the
Edinburgh fringe:
Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.
I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses.
Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.
In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.
How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives.
If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.