o persoană de pe un tracker ( nu românesc ) a primit o scrisoare de la ISP cum că e acuzat de piraterie sau ceva de genu' și a întrebat pe forumul trackerului ce ar trebui să facă.
unul din răspunsuri, care e foarte util pentru oricare viitoare chestii de genu'
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Just my 2 cents, but Slithis don't listen to any of the preposterous advice in this thread!!!
Don't DENY anything, since that's a sign of cooperation. This is the worst thing You can do!!!
Plead ignorance, but only as a last resort... first there's a whole bunch of tricks You can use.
Burn, or better yet; EAT the letters You get from Your ISP. & for gods sake Don't answer the phone! Ever!
Have all Your "unsafe" material on an external, portable drive that You can easily take out the backdoor & bury in Your backyard.
This is safer than shoving the HDD up Your ass, since You never know if You're going to be subjugated to a full cavity search.
But first things first:
Purchase a security door with a judas-hole & peek into that everytime anyone knocks (You've disassembled the door bell)
Don't open the door, even if it's the Jehovas witnesses who have come to discuss "the lord" over a cup of coffee.
If it is Your relatives, just tell them (via the mailslot) to : "Fuck off for christ's sake!!! just fucking leave!!!"
They could just as well be feds in disguise, You never know... ...either way, if they're not, better be safe than sorry.
You can always tell those fucking bastards at the interrogation later that You hate Your relatives.
But first they have to get in the house...
Make sure to reinstall Your whole system by the time the pigs starts to work on the door with a battering ram.
If it's a well secured door, with all kinds of bolts & latchworks, You will have enough time to install the OS & basics.
If one of Your friends (this is hypothetical. I don't know if You have any friends) takes a leak in a nearby shrubbery
& yells on top of his lungs : - GESTAPO!!! ...this will confuse them a bit & in the general commotion
of trying to chase him down the street, this will also help & give You sufficient time for the reinstallation of Your system.
By the time they come barging in with teargas & knightsticks
You'll be sitting quietly just making some drawings of flowers & kittens in MS-paint.
If they have any questions, just say that You have a tinnitus problem & have to wear earplugs.
The standard respons to ANY question would be: - WHAT???
As for the rest; if they take Your computer to a lab & confirms traces of copyright infringment,
just blame the ISP & explain to those fascist swine in a piercing falsetto that You have had Your internet connection phished
& that those fucking commie bastards @ Your ISP have ignored Your complaints from day one.
Or You could just get another ISP... because the ones You have are fucking cunts anyway
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