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Old 04 Apr 2012, 23:50   #307
Kriss_Kringle
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Bine ca ai postat in topicul asta ca vroiam sa pun si eu cateva replici dar m-am luat cu altele si am uitat.

Cop(1989)

Franco:Well?
Hopkins:Well what?
Franco:Aren't you gonna read me my rights?Cuff me?Take me into custody?
Hopkins:Why?So you can sit in a nice comfortable cell,let your smartass lawyer cop an insanity plea,is that the idea?
Franco:What's it to you Hopkins?You're a cop,you gotta take me in.
Hopkins:Well,there's some good news and there's some bad news.
The good news is you're right,I'm a cop and I gotta take you in.
The bad news is I've been suspended and I don't give a fuck!

The wanderers:

Chubby Galasso: I don't blame you. When I was your age, I was knockin' 'em off left and right; but I never did it with nobody's daughter. You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerkin' off!
The thing is,you knocked her up!And now you gotta pay the price and do the right thing.
It's the sportsman's way
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Galasso Brother: You guys are so good, it wouldn't be fair unless you bowled handicapped.
Hustler #1: 20 pins!
Chubby Galasso: Twenty pins? That's not what I was thinkin' about.
Hustler #1: 50 pins.
Chubby Galasso: No good. What I had in mind was a *real* handicap.
Chubby Galasso: [picks up a bowling ball and walks over to where his brother has one hustler pinned down in a bowling lane, his hand stretched out] I seen this in my favorite movie.
Chubby Galasso: [to the hustler] You ever seen "The Hustler'? Good enough for Paul Newman; good enough for you.
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