Originally Posted by Lady_Skar:
- Jack Bauer, Eric din True Blood si gagica lui Spiderman intra intr-un bar...  |
Pff, Jack Bauer wouldn't know what to do with a killer planet even if that bitch had red and blue wires up its ass, the vampire guy thought it's the full moon looking to score and Spidey's chick probably waited to see if the son-of-a-bitch really climbed up there. But ... if you and your lousy home planet need saving you need to search for
Norris, Chuck in the phone book. If he's on vacation, doesn't have a signal at his cell or he's just sleeping or hungover and you wouldn't make the huge mistake to bother him, well, just call Bruce effin' Willis, alrite ?
But then again if you ppl would do this, then I guess it would mean: NO naked Kirsten Dunst (btw is she worth the ticket price ?, ain't seen it yet), NO Lars admitting he's a freakin nazi, NO black people feeling bad about white people feeling good watching films that make'em feel bad (... or smth), NO Earth getting wiped out nice and clean
... & shit
and that would be a pity