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You just called the hotline of the National Center for Mental Health:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line until we locate your phone.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the main space station [mother ship].
If you schizonfrenic, listen carefully and you'll hear about a voice that will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it does not matter which number you press that no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96,969,696,969.
If you have a nervous disorder, play with the hash key until an operator will answer your call.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and shows your name, address, contact phone numbers, date and place of birth, social security number and mother's parents' surnames.
If you have a post-traumatic stress disorder, p. .. ppr ... ees ... sl ... oooooo ... w and with biii .... gg a. .. teee ... ntiooooon keeeee ... yyyyy ze ... rooooo ...
If you have a bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, beep ... ... or before or after the beep. Please wait the beep.
If you have short term memory problems, press 9.
If you have short term memory problems, press 9.
If you have short term memory problems, press 9.
If you have short term memory problems, press 9.
If you have short term memory problems, press 9.
If you lack self-esteem, please close. All operators are too busy to answer you.
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