Dear "ppl hoo tawk lyk dis",
We are coming for you.
Sincerely, The Grammar Nazis
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic.
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Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985.
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Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
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Dear Facebook,
Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.
Sincerely, Google
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Dear ugly people attempting to get laid,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, alcohol
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