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vave · 13 Mar 2010, 18:12

- How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb?
- ?!
- One.
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Constipation: same shit, different day.
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Last year, I went to America on a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft. I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily. I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a car which drove me to the hospital.I crawled into the waiting room, and two nurses ran over to me.
"Oh my God, are you alright?" one of them shouted.
I said, "I'm absolutely fine, why do you ask?" before passing out.
After waking up in the same spot 6 hours later, I realised there's a time and a place for sarcasm.
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I: Daca am 12 ani, pot sa fac sex?
R: Da, daca reusesti sa gasesti un popa.

I: Daca am penisul mai mic decat prezervativul?
R: Mwahahahaha! Indeasa ceva pe langa el, macar sa nu fluture.

I: Ce ma fac daca nu-mi incape pe penis?
R: Cine, prietena?

13 Mar 2010, 18:12	#985
vave cu v mic Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Claudiopolis Posts: 2,435	- How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb? - ?! - One. ------- Constipation: same shit, different day. ------ Last year, I went to America on a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft. I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily. I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a car which drove me to the hospital.I crawled into the waiting room, and two nurses ran over to me. "Oh my God, are you alright?" one of them shouted. I said, "I'm absolutely fine, why do you ask?" before passing out. After waking up in the same spot 6 hours later, I realised there's a time and a place for sarcasm. ----- I: Daca am 12 ani, pot sa fac sex? R: Da, daca reusesti sa gasesti un popa. I: Daca am penisul mai mic decat prezervativul? R: Mwahahahaha! Indeasa ceva pe langa el, macar sa nu fluture. I: Ce ma fac daca nu-mi incape pe penis? R: Cine, prietena? __________________ E prea clişeic să spui că e clişeic.