Episodul când Kyle e pe moarte şi are nevoie de un transplant de rinichi, singurul compatibil fiind Cartman:
Stan: Would you donate one of you're kidney to Kyle?
Cartman [singing]: No, no, no, no, no...
Stan: But you need only one, you fat boy!
Dude, one of your friends is going to die, can't you see how serios is?
Cartman: Well, perhaps I can see my self giving up a kidney... for a price!
Stan: Oh my God.
Kyle: How much?
Cartman: I don't know, how much did your life worth for you, Kyle?
Stan: Cartman you are so going to hell when you die.
Cartman: Yes, well until then I need about 10 million dollars.
Kenny: Ten million dollars?
Stan: What the hell would you do with 10 million dollars, fat ass?
Cartman: What I would do with 10 million dollars it's not the issue, is it? I suggest to start searching for that money quickly. Kyle doesn't seem to have much time. Tic tac, tic tac.