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Daddy working in the garage. His 6 years old girls, walks up to him:
- Daddy, what is sex?
Oh, boy, what a dilema. What to say? Finally, he decides that he should talk straight to his little girl, because it's better for her to hear it at home than on the streets. So, he tells her about how sex is an activity for a couple, and how it's sometimes just casual, and how sometimes it involves more than two people, about the penis, about the vagina, about pre-marital sex, about handjobs, blowjobs, anal sex, gay sex, porn, the works.
The girls waits a minute, with her big blue eyes staring at him, and then asks:
- Daddy, what is a couple?
A couple is two people, usually a man, and a woman, just like daddy and mommy, who share their life and sometimes have sex. Why do you ask me these things, pumpkin?
- Because mommy said to tell you that lunch will be ready in a couple of secs.
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