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> Circulara
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> Ce se intampla
> cand si staff-ul de natie straina din firma invata cateva
> cuvinte romanesti!
>
> Acesta este un
> e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o
> reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e pe
> bune!)
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> To: All Romanian
> Speaking Staff
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
>
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials
> visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is
> commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior,
> in addition to violating our policy, is highly
> unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
> staff.
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>
> All personnel will immediately adhere to the following
> rules:
>
>
> 1. Words like 'futui', 'în pula mea',
> 'pula' and other such expressions will not be
> tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter
> how heated a discussion may become.
> 2. You will not say 'si-a bagat pula' when someone
> makes a mistake, or 's-a cacat pe el' if you see
> someone being reprehended, or 'baga-mi-as', when a
> major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of
> the verb 'se caca' and 'se fute' are utterly
> inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
> 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under
> any circumstances will be referred to as 'pula de
> om', 'cacanaru' or 'boul'.
> 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as
> 'pulalau' nor will persons who lack initiative be
> referred to as 'muiangiu'.
> 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not
> to be referred to as 'porcarii'.
> 6. Do
> not
> say 'futu-ti mata' if somebody is persistent; do
> not add 'pula mea', if a colleague is going through
> a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say 'am
> pus-o' (refer to item 2) nor 'o sa ne-o traga'
> when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
> 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
> 'du-te-n pula mea' or should you ever substitute
> "May I help you?" with, 'ce pula mea
> vrei?'.
> 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
> industrial partners 'bosorogi împutiti'.
> 9. Do not say 'ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu asta'
> when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you
> ever answer 'futu-te-n cur' when your assistance is
> required.
> 10. You should never call partner representatives as
> 'boul dracului' or 'tâmpitu' ala'.
> 11. The physical appearances of our staff is not to be
> discussed in terms such as 'pizdulica buna',
> 'futaciosu' or 'homalau lu peste'.
> 12. Last but not least, after reading
> this note, please do not say 'ma sterg la cur cu
> textul asta'. Just keep it clean and dispose of it
> properly.
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>
>
> We appreciate your
> understanding.
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