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"Originally posted by luNETistu'
Eu am vazut un caine zoofil odata. Adica s-a aruncat la piciorul meu si a inceput sa faca niste miscari ondulatorii ca sa-i spun asa. L-am zburat de l-au luat toti dracii. Hmm de fapt cred ca era si pedofil ca aveam doar vreo 15 ani."
"da ma tata am auzit si de virgula, punct si litera mare..da dau click mai greu pe ele pe intuneric"
"Eu am auzit ca vaginul cintareste doar 10 centimetri. O fi adevarat?"
"Eu as vrea ca poponarii sa se inmulteasca. In felul asta mi-ar ramane mai multe femei."
"Inima este impartita in doua atricule si doua testicule."
'YOU MAY BE A muslim Taliban IF...'
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You once had a crush on your neighbors Goat.
13. Your wife thinks that 'Raid' bug killer makes a great deodorant.
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