[M0n0]

Airplane!
"Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
"Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

"Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. "

"Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!
Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?
Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres... "