Intai si intai tre s-o zic: I HATE SUPERMAN. Always did and always will. Intotdeauna mi s-a parut overrated, cheesy (in sensul rau) si, well, not that much of a superhero.
Sa inceapa filmul: (The top 70 + 1 things you should know about Superman Returns)
0. Oh god. the retard theme song. I died inside a little.
1. Cheliosu' in scaunul cu rotile ---> trimitere la Charles Xavier???
2. Lex Luthor a facut secs cu baba (you've shown me pleasures [bla bla])?
3/ superman is such an attention whore. Uuuh! Look i saved a plane. Yuck.
4. bad comic relief
5. annoying astmathic retard brat. UGH!
6. ugly lois lane. nu ca cealalta ar fi fost mai frumoasa. but still...
7. bryan singer a scazut in ochii mei mult de tot. i hate you now, mister gay homosexual.
8. eeeeeew!!! CYCLOPS. Ugly mo-fo.
9. the only cool thing in this movie: o reclama la mountain dew. Weeeee!!!
10. i still can't believe a man can fly.
11. nu mai canta, ba, la mizeria aia! goddamned annoying child.
12. oh look. someone's robbing a bank. geee...ma intreb cine o sa-i opreasca.
13. goddamnit. superman is such a hippie. stop saving everyone, you dwarf!
14. uuu a glowing rock.
15. from Ethiopia.
16. OH MEIN GOTT, NEIN!!!!!!!!!
17. GOTHAM??? Batman is unemployed?
18. Oh my effing god. i cannot believe they did the ''look! in the sky! it's a bird! it's a plane!'' routine.
19. Ce trist si penibil e filmul asta.
20. NORMAL CA CLARK
NU E SUPERMAN.
21. D00000H!!!
22. Ugh. Bad acting.
23. This movie just draaaaaaaags and draaaaaaags.
24. All i can hear is ''bla bla bla bla bla bla''.
25. Oh ce romantic.
26. Imi vine sa borasc.
27. Superman is just like Jesus Christ. A jew. And, supposedly a saviour.
28. BAD ACTING!
29. Damn! Ce cizme urate.
30. I'm sleepy and i wanna die.
31. Oh, cat pot sa detest filmul asta de rahat!
32. SO MUCH HAIR!!! SO MUCH HAIR!!!!
33. Lex Luthor is trapped in the 80s.
34. Lois are chelie???
35. BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA.
36. even more BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA.
37. Aia e criptonita sau o lumanare verde?
38. Stupid people playing the piano.
39. Green glowing thingie.
40. Le Blackout. AGAIN!
41. UUUH! Violence towards women rulz.
42. Who threw the piano???
43. Ugh! Copilu' tre sa moara! He's annoying and ugly.
44. Lol. A bagat-o p-aia in bucatarie! ASA, FA! TRECI LA CRATITA!
45. More blablabla.
46. i'm bored
47. De ce ma torturez singur in halul asta?
48. Nope. Still can't believe a man can fly.
49. Le Earthquake.
50. Crap goes boom, crapman goes to the rescue.
51. This shit is awful. I HATE YOU BRYAN SINGER.
52. Boy, that superman sure can blow.
53. It's the huge disco ball inferno!
54. ''I'l just put the huge disco ball on top of this here car''
55. UUUH! Dildouri gigantice ridicandu-se din mare.
56. Drown, you bitch!
57. 'Ello luv!
58. Lex Luthor just bitchslapped Superman. Way to go!
59. And again!
60. Bad acting AND horrible music. The perfect combo.
61. Superman is getting his ass kicked. Poate acuma spre sfarsit, Singer s-a desteptat si si-a dat seama ca a facut un rahat de film si ca singura chestie care poate salva jegul asta sinistru este moartea lui Superman. Please?
62. Is he having an orgasm or is he in pain?
63. Superman fell to his death. At least i hope so.
64. OH NO! The crappy family saved him
65. I HATE YOU PEOPLE!
66. Dum-dee-dum-dum-dee-dum-dum-dee-dum-dum. Nothing's happenin'.
67. Sure, Superman can lift 5000000000000 times his own weight. BAH! Crappy superhero.
68. Please die!
69. Oh fudge! He's not dead.
70. Bla bla bla, Lex cu proasta lui au ramas pe o insula, si Superman nu ramane cu Lois. Sa inteleg ca o sa existe si Superman Returns Again? Sper ca nu.
The FUCKING end. Thank you, Lord for thou art mighty si m-ai tinut in viata pana la sfarsitul filmului asta mizerabil, retardat, sinistru de imbecil, jenant, penibil, groaznic, infect etc etc. Nu exista suficiente cuvinte urate pt a caracteriza acest monument de inutilitate care este Superman Returns.
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