A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees the little girl being attacked by a pitbull (
). He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and saving the girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
- You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves a little girl's life"
- But I am not a New Yorker!
- Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves a little girl's life"
- But I am not an American. I am Afghan!
The next day the newspapers say:
"Islamic extremist kills American dog."