[KORBEN]

THE LIFE AQUATIC (WITH STEVE ZISSOU) 10/10
“I don`t think she’s a lesbian… she’s pregnant.
Lesbians can get pregnant!”
Si
“son of a bitch, I`m sick of these dolphins!”
si de ce nu
“esteban was eaten!!!
Esteban was bitten?
Eaten!!
Is he dead?
He was eaten!!!!
Was he swallowed whole?
No, chewed!”
Impecabil si imprevizibil, cu un umor nu la indemana oricui si actori excelenti (Murray, Blanchett, Wilson)
Imbinare perfecta de low si high concept (whoever wrote this is master of suspense!!!)

Citizen Kane 10/10
2 chestii socante: chiar nul vazusem pan aku si chiar e atat de bun (ma asteptam sa fie totalmente overrated)

IZO 10/10

Metafora dementa, distorsionata si non-coerenta (nu e vorba de Goddard, ci de Miike) a violentei, in care IZO cauta ceva dar nu gaseste pentru simplul motiv ca sensul si mintuirea nu exista.
Paradoxal, desi 98% din persoanele care apar in cadru sunt hacuite, nu e cel mai violent film de miike (lipsa torturilor nu lucreaza in favoare regzorului, care trebuie sa faca ceva cit de cat intens si psihotic, deci creeaza o poezie skizoida si ermetica)
Lista (foarte) partiala de personaje hacuite:
2 vampiri
ma-sa
4 tipe cam nude
vreo 10 calugari
o baba care are o sabie f original ascunsa
un mire si o mireasa (in timpul nuntii, of course)
vreo 20 de liceene
o gasca de yakuza
cateva familii suburbane
ca sa vedeti ca este chiar vorba de un demers metaforico-alegorico bla bla intellectual:
un tip care sangereaza pe niste scari:
damn u izo, how can u be so brutal? Are u brutal because u`re human? Or is it u`re human because u`re brutal? Brutality is from the essence of life its self
un mos care vorbeste ca un robot si are un pistol:
what do you want to have revenge on?
(izo se gandeste gafaind si singerind)….everything that exists!
Nu mai stiu cine:
pain is proof of our existence
rage is proof of ur soul (baba cu sabia in p**** horcaind printr-o balta)
izo catre baba:
ur vagina felt good but smelled terrible
hell is in ur heart, salvation is nowhere in the world! (asta da profunzime)

SEX DEMON 9/10

Now, THIS is hentai!
Nu e un 10 pt ca m-a nemultumit faptul ca micuta scapata din manastire nu e violata de tarani (absolut scandalos lips in structura dramatica). De fapt n-o violeaza nimeni, desi se antureaza cu cele doua vrajitoare care sunt bestializate de niste monstrii cu cap de caine…