[Bulumulu]

An ancient but jolly old bloke
Once picked up a girl for a poke;
First took down her pants,
Fucked her into a trance,
Then shit in her shoe for a joke.

stop si de la capat...

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the earth
There were ony two balls - and he had#em.