[Jay]

What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.

What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

What do you call all the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman.

What do you say to a girl with no tits?
Nothing.

What's black and blue and hates sex?
A rape victim.



A child molester and a little boy and are out at night, walking towards the woods.
The boy says, "It's dark...I'm scared..."
The child molester says, "You think you're scared? I've gotta walk back alone."