[Danny]

Timmy (from a religious Christian family) came home one day and asked his mom to buy him a bike. His mom said "You have not been the best of boys this year...go upstairs and clean your room and pray to God, so that He might get you a bike."
So Timmy goes to his room and starts to clean his room...in time he gets tired. He writes a letter to God: "Dear God..I have been the best of boys so please give me a bike.." He thinks to himself, then tears it up. He tries again: "Oh God! I have tried to be as good as I can..." . Again he tears it up. He then goes: "Oh God! I am just as you made me...". He ponders over this...then again tears it up. He then thinks to himself...he goes to his mother's room and gets a statue of the the Virgin Mary.
Timmy wraps it up in a towel places it in a box and respectfully puts the box into his cupboard. He then writes a final perfect letter: "Dear God! If you ever wanna see your mother again..."