[Gaandalf]

"Homer (drunk) Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him."

"Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning."

"Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!"

"Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

"Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up." :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay."

"Bart: I smell a museum.
Homer: Yeah, good things don't end with 'eum,' they end with 'mania' or 'teria.'"


m-am ras prea mult shi m-a luat durerea de cap ... :lol:
nighty nite!