Woah de cand nu am mai scris pe topica asta. Dar uitadu-ma la episoadele cu veveritza favorita, Foamy, am gasit o chestie super tare ca o zice despre
CRITCII DE FILM.
Foamy Rulzzz!!!
Foamy: "And... shifting gears for a second... why is it that every time I'm watching a commercial for a movie; some fucking critic has to call it, "riveting". The film is riveting! What the fuck does that mean? Riveting!? I don't want riveting! Everything is riveting to these fucking critics! And I don't give two shits if fucking... that fat bastard and that other guy, sticks his thumb up into the air! No one gives a shit if some dumb fat guy with glasses approves, or disapproves, of a movie: "Well, I thought the cinematography was quite interesting and..." Shut the fuck up!
Shut up, put your thumb down, and stop eating the popcorn! Let me watch the film first, before my head gets filled with this nonsensical critiquing from some body who just sat around his whole life, and watched movies in his house!
Just because you've seen everything, doesn't mean you understand it. Shut up! This guy sticks his fucking thumb in the air like he's fucking Caesar like his review means anything, to anybody, and God forbid if I come across somebody that says: "well you know, they gave it two thumbs up, well you know what, here's one finger up! Okay?" I'm not going to see this movie with you! You fucking bastard! Cause then, you know, you go to see the movie with this fucker, and they come out, huh, that thumb guy was right, the cinematography wasn't so great... Yeah, okay, then you gotta kill him with a bucket of popcorn, and you know want ensues after that... police, broomsticks, it's a whole ordeal, and you don't need that! I'm going to the movies by myself.... leave me alone! And if there's fat-kins approved popcorn at the snack bar, I'm killing everyone! Good Day To You!!!"