[Pinky]

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of the house; a mature and
distinguished
man with grey
hair, impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the car and
comes to the house.

He sits in the living room with the parents and the girl and tells
them:
"Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation.
But I will take charge and try to do the right thing.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life."
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a
beachfront
villa and a $1,000,000 bank accunt.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be several factories and a $2,000,000
bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each."
"However", the gentleman goes on, "if there is a miscarriage, what do
you suggest I do?"
At this point, the girls' father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You F*** her again!!!"