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Gaandalf · 27 Aug 2004, 11:18

What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book

What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn.

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
"Chop chop." :lol:

27 Aug 2004, 11:18	#91
Gaandalf The White Rider Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with charlotte Posts: 4,253	What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common? Everyone gets a turn. What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!! What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? "Chop chop." :lol: __________________ "Hollywood is like a 10 story cock f.ucking everything in it's path ... just like Madonna!"