[Dan Gerose]

In the Oval Office: Condoleezza Rice with G.W. Bush
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
> leader of China.
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> George: That's what I want to know.
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
> leader of China?
> Condi: Yes.
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The guy in China.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The new leader of China.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The Chinaman!
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> Condi: That's the man's name.
> George: That's whose name?
> Condi: Yes.
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of
> the new leader of
> China?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
> he was in the Middle East.
> Condi: That's correct.
> George: Then who is in China?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir is in China?
> Condi: No, sir.
> George: Then who is?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir?
> Condi: No, sir.
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
> new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of
> the U.N. on the phone.
> Condi: Kofi?
> George: No, thanks.
> Condi: You want Kofi?
> George: No.
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
> a
> glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> Condi: Kofi?
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> Condi: And call who?
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
> the guy at the U.N.
> Condi: Kofi.
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
> get
> on the phone.
> Condi picks up the phone.)
> Condi: Rice, here.
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
> too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
> And the Middle East.
> Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?