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Women of today
INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman: always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
WORD woman: she has always a surprise reserved for you, but no one in the world is able to fully understand it.
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basical needs.
D.O.S woman: everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not aspecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resourses. If you try to desinstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to desinstall her you will lose everything.
SCANDISK woman: you know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but you never knows what she is really doing for that.
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconect her.
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOR EVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beautiful.
PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in reality all the world does...
MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her...
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are bullshit...
(scuze ca e in engleza)