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Serghei · 15 Apr 2004, 12:21

Apropo de Passion of the Christ:

God decided he needed a vacation.
One of his aides suggested Venus.
"Forget it," God said, "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned."
Another aide suggested Jupiter.
"No way," God replied. "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my
buttoff."
A third advisor suggested Earth.
"That's the worst of all," God answered angrily. "I was there 2,000 years
ago and they're still accusing me of getting some Jewish girl pregnant!"

15 Apr 2004, 12:21	#1
Serghei Guru Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cotton Club Posts: 623	Bancuri Apropo de Passion of the Christ: God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested Venus. "Forget it," God said, "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned." Another aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God replied. "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my buttoff." A third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the worst of all," God answered angrily. "I was there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing me of getting some Jewish girl pregnant!"