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Nu-s de la mine, dar vin de ep forumurile externe! Mie mi s-au parut funny so...
"The dwarf breathes so loud, we could've shot him in the dark, in fact, let's close our eyes and try it, don't move dwarf, it'll be fun."
Aragorn: "We'll draw the eye of the enemy,"
Legolas: "A diversion!"
*Awkward silence as everyone looks at Legolas*
Aragorn: "Go sit in the corner Legolas, no one likes you.....you big bastard."
Legolas: "They're taking the hobbits to isengard!"
Aragorn: "Thanks for the observation Captain Obvious! (Aragorn rolls eyes) Jesus, we would've been better off bringing a smart monkey."
Mouth of Sauron: "The Ring's been sold on e-bay, its being fed-exed to barad-dur as we speak."
Aragorn: "Damn those superbowl commercials, it will be the end of us all. None the less, we shall do this, for frodo."
Gandalf: "Wait, wouldn't it be Frodo who sold the ring?"
Aragorn: "Yes, i see your point, let's go home, smoke some blunts, and watch the superbowl."
Gandalf: "Yes its halftime, the girls should be playing in lingerie by now. MAKE HASTE!"
Gimli: "We should've gotten tivo."
Legolas: "Go patriots!"
Aragorn: *Huddles with Gandalf and Gimli* "Let's kill the bastard."
Gimli: "Aye."
Legolas: "There's a foul voice on the air!"
Aragorn: "It's yours!"
Gimli: "I'm going to kill him!"
Gandalf: "No! I believe Legolas has some purpose yet to serve."
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