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EXT. BUILDING - DAY
Leo-Neo este la ultimul etaj al unui sky scraper. Are de picioare agatata o coarda. O coarda de bungee- jumping, I mean. Un CRANE SHOT ni-l arata de sus, tinindu-se cu disperare de perete.
DRRRIIINNN!!! DRRRIIINNN!!!
Leo-Neo baga mina in buzunarul pantalonilor de piele de unde isi scoate Nokia banana.
Leo-Neo: La dracul! Cine pula mea m-o cauta acum!?
Agentu' Smis (OFF SCREEN): Verule, luati-as fata in pula! De-te jos dupe acoperis, de-te dreacu'! Nu putem se venim dupe tine, ca ne apuca vertigoul!
Leo-Neo: "f*** the gays; f*** the brokers, f*** the Hasidic Jews. Send the Enron bastards to jail for life. f*** the Bensonhurst Italians; f*** the Puerto Ricans; f*** the Upper East Side whites. f*** JC, he got off easy, a day on the cross, a weekend in hell. f*** Osama. f*** this whole city and everyone in it."
Agentu' Smis (quizzically): Ce pula mea ai, tati? Asta e al' film...
Leo-Neo: Sa-ti moara ma-ta?! Uaci dis!
Leo-Neo sare in gol de la inaltime. In picaj trece pe linga Patrick Swayze, si el in trecere.
Patrick Swayze: Ce dracul, frate?! Au marit astia bugetul la Point Break?
Leo-Neo: Ati belit pulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Patrick Swayze (to himself): I knew it THIS wuz gonna be a helluva existentialist SF. It purports to explain great human mysteries, such as life after death and god-like experiences. We all have to go thru this elevation process before we could call ourselves men.
David Fincher (nimeni nu stie ce cauta on set):
Ba, vezi ca te-ai deshfacut la shlitz!
(se intoarce catre consola lui; are pe cap un helmet si in maini niste data gloves):
AI, my ass! But what does Spielberg really know? He only got his undergraduate diploma two years ago. Probably because he's a Jew.
TALKING HEADS:
David Fincher: Yeah, why do you pull this stupid face? Didntcha know Jews have nice, big cocks?
Leo-Neo se prabuseste la pamint. Bourneidentity il asteapta jos si il aplauda.
FADE OUT. CUT TO...
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