Attaboy...

Women 8-|

:( Side by side

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E vechi filmul. Recent auzisem pe undeva (pe mubi probabil) ca Laura Dern a zis intr-un interviu ca se pregateste (sau e posibil... nu stiu exact, eu unul nu m-am uitat pe interviu) sa se apuce de treaba cu mosul la un nou proiect.

:x



gata, vă las.

Men :|

^

Gettin' personal, are we? :-w
Hm!

:-<

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Death by Hanging

+ :D

Stalag 17

Shapiro: Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches?
Sgt. Schulz: Ja?
Shapiro: Then droppen Sie dead!

You need two things for a good relationship: a good friendship and an unshakable eroticism.

mna. nu-i greu, nu?

Al doilea punct e obligatoriu . Sa-l atingi pe celalalt doar cu varful degetului si sa scoata scantei ca la tramvai . Un tramvai numit Doinița . :))

L`Eclisse <3

Une Femme Douce

E dintr-un serial.Sper ca nu-s prea off-topic:-S


Asa sau...asa.Desi are ceva lapsusuri, serialul asta contine o multime de replici geniale. :D

am început acum să mă uit la Die Vogelpredigt de Clemens Klopfenstein, şi se pare că filmul e plin de conceptualism din ăsta la mişto, apar tot felul de personaje care de care mai "acreditate" care vorbesc despre film, glamour, capital. un fel de turnul babel deghizat în road movie, sau doi actori în căutarea unui regizor. oameni care nu au un leu în buzunar, de aceea nu pot decît discuta, cu rafinamentul gourmet - ilor care nu-şi permit nici mămăligă. probabil de acolo şi faza cu filmul ca vis, ca visare :)) . la o pungă de pufuleţi măcar. foarte tongue-in-cheek. se vede cum macroseriozităţile fatassy coboară cu cu toată greutatea lor fesieră pe faţa actorului.. dramatic, scoţînd la iveală toată expresivitatea înfometată de artă. din primele minute ale filmului (se poate discuta şi serios despre chestiile alea, dar filmul nu este serios, ci ia "adevărurile" ca platitudini, ca locuri comune, care sunt de multe ori folosite ca plăcuţele cu "aplaudaţi!", "rîdeţi!", "tropăiţi!", de la emisiunile cu rating mare.) :

^Sau asa:



Sau asa:

Sa trecem la chestiuni mai serioase:

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P.m.S.



Les beaux gosses

The Joker(Heath Ledger) -Why So Serious ? :-/
Terminator(Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Hasta la vista baby!!! B-)
Chucky(Brad Dourif) - Hi I'm Chucky wanna play ? >:)

"Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino in Scarface
"Here's Johnny" - Jack Nicholson in The Shining
"Let's put a smile on that face" si "Why so serious" - Heth Ledger / Joker in The Dark Knight
"I will see you again, but not yet...not yet" - Gladiator
"Hasta la vist, baby" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator
"Argo F*** Yourself" - Argo

Last Tango in Paris

In filmul asta se folosea untul sau margarina ? Vad ca la noi o critica unii pe Nadia Comaneci ca a facut reclama la margarina.

Da, in asta e scena cu untul. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3EnUVQUpHs

Deci Nadia nenoroceste viitoarele generatii cu margarina.Rusine.

"Don't worry, Maria, it's only a movie." :))


Porc batrin libidinos...

A murit saraca Maria . A plimbat-o Jack Nicholson prin desert de a facut saraca fata insolatie .

Ma uitam aseara la ''Aceasta lehamite '' si era o faza cand Horatiu Malaele se chinuie sa folseasca un prezervativ . Pentru ca manevra nu-i reuseste ii striga deznadajduit Ceciliei Barbora : '' Esti o frigida !!!! X( '' . E la un moment dat la spital si o asistenta il irita la care Malaele arunca din nou : ''Esti o frigida ''

Well known fact



Confidences trop intimes

Simplu.



Non ti muovere

" -One of the greatest advances in modern poetry is the elimination of clarity. I am proud to say that my poetry is only understood of that minority which is aware.
-Aware of what?"

A Bucket of Blood


"-After all we are not insects, we have thousands of years of civilization behind, you know?
- I don't know. I wasn't there."

Bay of Blood

Nu cred că Arnold le avea cu "LOL" atunci. Mai bună e "I'll be back"

Asta sună ca un banc cu Chuck Norris...

"what we've got here is... failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke. Replica a fost preluată şi de Guns'n'Roses în Civil War.

Am auzit la radio acum vreun an că cea mai des uzitată replică din filme (din cele americane, cred) este "Let's get the hell out of here" sau mai simplu "Let's get outta here".
Poate cineva confirma dacă ştirea e reală?

Fiindca am vazut toate filmele americane si inca cateva care sunt in pre-production, pot sa te asigur ca stirea este cat se poate de adevarata.

Michael Douglas in "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps"

"I'll make you a deal. You stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you."

Napoleon Dynamite

Justified

Nick Augustine catre Boyd Crowder: I'm gonna need Google translator on my phone if I'm gonna keep talking to you.

Contextul e urmatorul : un domn proaspat parasit de consoarta isi angajeaza menajera o pustoaica.Copila face curatenie in casa ascultand muzica ;ea nu folosete aspirator,doar matura.Tipul e in banca lui, dar ea vrea sa-i ofere si alte servicii.
Prima replica e a fetei :









P.S.Filmul - "Une femme de menage" - e demential .Are un umor de mare clasa si o morala pe masura.Daca as fi fost barbat,invatam urgent sa-mi calc singur camasile.:P

"A lot of people are stupid and still live full, productive lives" - Orange is the new black - recomand

B: So you took a chance on being happy, even though you knew that later on you would be sad.
L: Yeah.
B: And now... you're sad.
L: Yeah.
B: So... what's the problem?
L: I'm too sad.... Look, I liked the feeling of being in love with her. I liked it. But now she's gone and I miss her and it sucks. And I didn't think it was going to be this bad, and I feel like, why even be happy if it's just going to lead to this, you know? It wasn't worth it.
B: You know, misery is wasted on the miserable.
L: What?
B: You know, I'm not entirely sure what your name is, but you are a classic idiot. You think spending time with her, kissing her, having fun with her, you think that's what it was all about? That was love?
L: Yeah.
B: THIS is love. Missing her, because she's gone. Wanting to die.... You're so lucky. You're like a walking poem. Would you rather be some kind of a fantasy? Some kind of a Disney ride? Is that what you want? Don't you see? This is the good part. This is what you've been digging for all this time. Now you finally have it in your hand, this sweet nugget of love, sweet, sad love, and you want to throw it away. You've got it all wrong.
L: I thought this was the bad part.
B: No! The bad part is when you forget her, when you don't care about her, when you don't care about anything. The bad part is coming, so enjoy the heartbreak while you can, for God's sakes. Pick up the dog poop, would you please? Lucky sonofabitch. I haven't had my heart broken since Marilyn walked out on me, since I was 35 years old. What I would give to have that feeling again.... You know, I'm not really sure what your name is, but you may be the single most boring person I have ever met. No offense. :)

Louie

- What do you do if someone you love lets you down? Really fucks you over.
- You must try to stop loving them.
- And is that possible?
- No, I don’t think so.

We're only fucking at the office. We're taking it slow - Episodes