"Contraceptia orala este atunci cand rogi o fata sa se culce cu tine si ea spune nu." - Woody Allen

The hard way - 2002

Mal : I'm feeling things I've only seen on tv

Replica mea preferata este a lui Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper pe care o da unei galbejite
"This is not your country!"

Cu dedicatie...

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

Pentru toti rasistii de pretutindeni: Fuck off!!!

Din Stalag 17:

Shapiro: Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches?
Sgt. Schulz: Ja?
Shapiro: Then droppen Sie dead!

- Yeah, but cui bono, who benefits?
- Cui gives a shit?

(The Departed)

Bine ca ai postat in topicul asta ca vroiam sa pun si eu cateva replici dar m-am luat cu altele si am uitat.

Cop(1989)

Franco:Well?
Hopkins:Well what?
Franco:Aren't you gonna read me my rights?Cuff me?Take me into custody?
Hopkins:Why?So you can sit in a nice comfortable cell,let your smartass lawyer cop an insanity plea,is that the idea?
Franco:What's it to you Hopkins?You're a cop,you gotta take me in.
Hopkins:Well,there's some good news and there's some bad news.
The good news is you're right,I'm a cop and I gotta take you in.
The bad news is I've been suspended and I don't give a fuck!

The wanderers:

Chubby Galasso: I don't blame you. When I was your age, I was knockin' 'em off left and right; but I never did it with nobody's daughter. You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerkin' off!
The thing is,you knocked her up!And now you gotta pay the price and do the right thing.
It's the sportsman's way
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Galasso Brother: You guys are so good, it wouldn't be fair unless you bowled handicapped.
Hustler #1: 20 pins!
Chubby Galasso: Twenty pins? That's not what I was thinkin' about.
Hustler #1: 50 pins.
Chubby Galasso: No good. What I had in mind was a *real* handicap.
Chubby Galasso: [picks up a bowling ball and walks over to where his brother has one hustler pinned down in a bowling lane, his hand stretched out] I seen this in my favorite movie.
Chubby Galasso: [to the hustler] You ever seen "The Hustler'? Good enough for Paul Newman; good enough for you.

Church wants you on your place. Kneel, stand, kneel, stand. If you go for that sort of thing, I don't know what to do for you. A man makes his own way. No one gives it to you. You have to take it. "Non serviam."

* * *

- Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire. Or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos.

(ibidem)

Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Turkish: Before "Zee Germans" get there. (Snatch)

Nan Flanagan (to Bill after he kills the queen): Clean yourself up, you're covered in queen. (True Blood)

The Wolf: So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. (Pulp Fiction)

American Psycho:

1. Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
2. Paul Allen: Is that a raincoat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes, it is!
3. Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten: Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott: So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick... "
4. Patrick Bateman: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard!

Analyze this!:

You broke my heart, Jelly.

....and that's all that I can think of. O sa mai postez later poate.

and God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character.

If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life! And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it! I don't have any bloody use for it!

You cannot have a protagonist without desire! It doesn't make sense! Any Fucking Sense!

- Adaptation

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. W.A

the departed?

Ah, da, iiii, uitasem, corect; esti un adevarat cinefil.

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I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention. I believe that one should become a person like other people

"Twenty-five."
(Cindy - Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine)

lol

Din primul minut din Ex Drummer.

The Turin Horse

In Turin on 3rd January, 1889, Friedrich Nietzsche steps out of the doorway of number six, Via Carlo Albert. Not far from him, the driver of a hansom cab is having trouble with a stubborn horse. Despite all his urging, the horse refuses to move, whereupon the driver loses his patience and takes his whip to it. Nietzsche comes up to the throng and puts an end to the brutal scene, throwing his arms around the horse’s neck, sobbing. His landlord takes him home, he lies motionless and silent for two days on a divan until he mutters the obligatory last words, and lives for another ten years, silent and demented, cared for by his mother and sisters. We do not know what happened to the horse.

@marcus, intra-adevar, senzational inceputul lui ex drummer.
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p.s.cred ca mai mult am vrut sa-l scot pe eminem de pe prima pagina...

@rvn Mie-mi place si asta.

ohh, da, dar, vezi, de cand am auzit rostita replica asta, ma intreb ce se intampla cu femeia in acelasi caz?:-/ :-/ :-/

I love Sophia!!! :x:x:x

daa, băţoasă rău femeia asta. :))

apropo de asta:

- dorothy, can i borrow your mink stole?
- it's miami in june, only cats are wearing fur.

Daca tot ai inceput, pun si eu cateva. :D

Omuledindulap in legatura cu 100 de ani ,saptamana trecuta ascultam la radio o emisiune in cre era invitat Neagu Djuvara .Pentru ca Djuvara a facut 96 de anisori pe 31 august ,la sfarsitul emisiunii realizatorul ii ureaza la multi ani .Replica lui Djuvara e mortala : -multumesc ,dar sper ca nu prea multi . B-)

Da, asa le raspund si eu.

How do you say goodbye to someone you can’t imagine living without? I didn’t say goodbye. I didn’t say anything. I just walked away.

- Toto, too?
- Toto, too.

The Wizard of Oz

Léon Morin, prêtre



Tirez sur le pianiste

1984

unul dintre putinele momente ale lui "le rayon vert", cand, rafinamentul dialogului a la Rohmer, nu m-a dezamagit.
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Play It Again, Sam

:D

Din Hard times:

Speed: Well, you know Chick, like old momma said, next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=442779935773497&set=a.4427799257734 98.127385.162629997121827&type=1

De exemplu: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Sau asta

in france i could run on that slogan and win. tare :)) . that's the place to be.

"I used to work in Chicago
At a convenience store
I used to work in Chicago
I did, but I don't anymore.
A lady came in with some porcelain skin
And I asked what she came in for,
"Liquor", she said and lick her I did
And I don''t work there anymore...":)

Zen Jennifer Aniston is zen.

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to

Oslo

Shadows



Husbands





The Edge of Love



When a Woman Ascends the Stairs

Brief Encounter (1945)

Alec: I do love you, so very much. I love you with all my heart and soul.
Laura: I want to die. If only I could die...
Alec: If you'd die, you'd forget me. I want to be remembered.

Laura: This can’t last. This misery can’t last. I must remember that and try to control myself. Nothing lasts really. Neither happiness nor despair. Not even life lasts very long. There’ll come a time in the future when I shan’t mind about this anymore, when I can look back and say quite peacefully and cheerfully how silly I was. No, no, I don’t want that time to come ever. I want to remember every minute, always, always to the end of my days.

Fred: You've been a long way away.
Laura: Yes.
Fred: Thank you for coming back to me.

Intreaga pelicula este memorabila :x like a fine brandy.

The Charles Bukowski Tapes - musai sa pun ochii p-asta

GOT


The Wire





:D