Am un deja-vu...as putea sa jur ca am mai citit asta o data...

On-topic:
Errol: F**kface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: F**kface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

Snatch. ...daca tot l-am revazut ieri :)

Da, am mai scris-o l.u.m.d., pe-aici pe undeva.

"Signori... Da capo!"

(Federico Fellini, "Prova d'orchestra")

Cocktail (1988)

Coughlin's Law; Anything else is always something better.

When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent.

All things end badly, or else they wouldn't end.

I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

Aceste cuvinte ne doare...
"Secretul lui Bachus"

Stefane, bäiatul ästa posteazä rar, scrie numai prostii, si are un URL la semnäturä. Cred cä-i spammer deghizat. Ia sterge-i semnätura si nu-i spune.

Prin 2003 deschideam un topic asemanator si imediat am furat-o pe motiv ca nu ma uitasem atent, exista deja un astfel de topic care ajunsese pe la pagina tz..... Topicul nu era pe pagina curenta si nou fiind nu am verificat prin paginile vechi. Am primit printre altele si o replica : use the force....

Azi probabil ar fi mai numerit :

Room 1408 : you can take advantage of our express checkout system

Asta-i un calambur? ;)

Secretul lui Bachus ...

o replica nu numai devenita celebra, ci intrata, pare-mi-se si in uzul de zi cu zi a romanilor pre si post revolutionari...

"Chestii, socoteli"

"what we've got here, is failure to comunicate"-Paul Newman-Cool Hand Luke
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"-Apocalispe now
" Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich"- Fear and loathing in las vegas
"Attica! Attica"- Dog Day Afternoon

"Ce faci , ma? Nu ti-e rusine? Porcule!" - Lache in De ce trag clopotele Mitica

Este un topic cu replici din filme româneºti.Aici

Am vazut, dar n-am inteles de ce din filme de dupa 89. Treaba lor. Eu n-am ce cauta acolo. ;)

Batô: Chief, you ever question the ethics of the neurosurgeons who monkey around inside your brain?
Section 9 Department Chief Aramaki: They undergo psychiatric evaluations, especially those in security. They're subjected to a stringent screening of their personal lives. Of course, the ones who check are only human.
Batô: I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it.

(Ghost in The Shell)

"Fuck you!" - American History X. Replica este spusa de personajul jucat de Edward Norton. Ciudat e, insa, ca lucrurile se intamplau cam pe dos...

"Antonius Block: Nothing escapes you!
Death: Nothing escapes me. No one escapes me."

"Antonius Block: I met Death today. We are playing chess."

"Antonius Block: Have you met the devil? I want to meet him too.
Witch: Why do you want to do that?
Antonius Block: I want to ask him about God. He must know. He, if anyone."

"Antonius Block: Faith is a torment. It is like loving someone who is out there in the darkness but never appears, no matter how loudly you call."

"Antonius Block: We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god."

"Jons: Only fools die of love."

"Antonius Block: I want knowledge! Not faith, not assumptions, but knowledge. I want God to stretch out His hand, uncover His face and speak to me."

(Ingmar Bergman - The Seventh Seal)

Corect, nu era äla, ci ästa:
http://www.cinemagia.ro/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6243

Multam! M-am lafait putin si pe acolo.

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls,mr. Garrison?
Mr Garrison:What did you say?
Cartman:I'm sorry i'm sorry what i said was(Feedback noise)How would you like to suck my balls,mr. Garrison?
Stan:Holy shit,dude...(South Park:Bigger,Longer and Uncut 1999)
The Joker:Why so serious?!?!?!?!?!(The Dark Knight,2008)
Taxi Driver:Are you talking to me?(Taxi Driver,1976)
Frederick Frankenstein:It's Fronkensteen,not Frankestein!
Igor:Well my name isn't Igor,it's Eye-Gor!(Young Frankestein,1974)
Cam astea :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Starsky & Hutch enter a biker`s bar

Bartender: Who are you ??

Hutch : I`m Kansas

Bartender : and who`s he??

Hutch : He`s Toto !! "


:))

Bartender (lookin` at Starsky which is disguised as a cowboy ) :

" Whoaaaa, that`s a fake moustache !!! "