Airplane! (1980)
 

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

What about...ARE YOU TALKING TO ME????



"I never lose - not really"
Jef Costello (Le Samourai)d de J.P.Melville

They Called Him Machete...They fucked with the wrong mexican - Danny Trejo .

- How do I get a hold of you?
- You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky ... it's in the shape of a giant cock.


pure comedy gold :D


(Kick-Ass)

Din Sopranos episodul Pine Barrens,discutie intre Paulie si Christopher:

Paulie : You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher : His house looked like shit.


Christopher : Russians? They're not all bad.
Paulie : How 'bout the Cuban Missile Crisis? Cocksuckers flew four nuclear missiles into Cuba, pointed them right at us.
Christopher : That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.

"Mai bine Marin decat submarin " (Nea Marin Miliardar)
"First rule is.....there is no rule" (The Karate Kid)
My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.(Rush Hour)

You lived to die another day.
Bond. James Bond.

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined our street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. ( "American Beauty" )

Intelegerea profunzimii unei asemenea minunatii te poate scuti de muuult tumult sufletesc.

Hey, Blondie!!!! You know what you are? Just a dirty son of a bitch !!!
(Tuco - Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo)

i'l be back :D

E' arrivato Zampano!

There can be only one.
Highlander.

Știi că cel puțin partea a patra s-a filmat în România? Mi-amintesc că în urmă cu vreo 10 ani treceam pe Calea Victoriei și am văzut aglomerație în fața clădirii Bancorex-ului. Mi-am zis c-o fi vorba de un protest al depunătorilor. Când colo, automobile galbene, indicatoare rutiere false pe care erau scrise nume de străzi din Manhattan. M-am băgat și eu și culmea că m-au imprimat și pe mine pe bandă, deși evident că n-au focalizat pe mine, cu toate că mă aflam mai aproape de cameră decât protagoniștii.

Casino Royale din 2006

James Bond : Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?

Vesper Lynd : If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known.
James Bond : That's because you know what I can do with my little finger...

Money Talks

Bonjour , Mothafucker !

Dialogul care mi-a inveselit ziua si a spulberat toropeala care ma cuprinsese dupa-amiaza:
JACKIE: “Oh, I have a date too…”
KELSO: “Who is it? What's his name?”
JACKIE: “His name is… not important. What's important is he's better than you, in every conceivable way!”
KELSO: “Well. Damn Jackie! That can be anybody!”
Din That '70s Show.

James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: Frequently.


James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Dr. Holly Goodhead: You know him?
James Bond: Not socially. His name's Jaws, he kills people.

James Bond: Bollinger? If it's '69 you were expecting me.

say hello to my little friend :D


Tony Montana in Scarface

"Timmmy... Timmmy Timmmy Timmy!!!" - South Park :))

:)) Clar ... Timmy rullz !

Credeam că doar eu mă uit la South Park :D :-bd

Well i have 2:

If you can't fix it you gotta stand it.-Brokeback Mountain

My precious.-Lord Of The Rings

...Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it !!! - the exorcist

u hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. - pulp fiction

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - the usual suspects

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ? - meet the parents

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. - gladiator

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke - as good as it gets

Made it, Ma! Top of the world! White Heat 1949:D

"say hello to my little friend"
"what's up with that"
"you fucking with me, you fucking with the best"
( al pacino)

"get down"
"hasta la vista baby"
"i'll be back"
(arnold schwarzenegger)

bineinteles, replicile lui eric cartmen :))

Din trailer Machete:
But they soon realized.. They just fucked with the wrong mexican.

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.
Marlon Brando in "On the waterfront"

-Password was Cullen.
Of course.
-Colan?
-Cullen, the vampire family from Twilight.
-What's Twilight?
-Do you ever read anything other than technical books?
- Not much in English.

Criminal Minds (Reid and JJ )

Scarface

Tony Montana: You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

Al Pacino : You just cost me 6000 $ ... memorabila

Come with me I'll show you the condom tree-Roxanne(Bran Nue Dae-2009) :))

Nu stiam unde sa postez asta, dar pentru ca si replicile astea sunt memorabile... in a bad way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc

- Does your dog bite?
- No!

[Clouseau tries to pet the dog, the dog bites Clouseau's hand]

- I thought you said your dog did not bite!
- That is not my dog!

'Hasta la vista, baby'
Terminator 2: Judgment Day,
Probabil cea mai celebra dintre toate!:D

Peggy: I want sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag *you* into it.

Al: Now wait a second Peg, the kids are here. If you want to have sex, they'll have to leave. And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

Jefferson: Al, have you ever read the book, "The Man is Always Right"?
Al: No, the wife wouldn't let me.

Peggy: [writing] Saturday, eleven p.m.: make love. 11:05: Al goes to sleep. 11:06: Finish making love.

Bud: I was caught having sex in the college library.
Al: All right. That's my boy.
[Starts shaking Bud's hand]
Al: Who's the lucky girl?
Bud: You're shaking her.

=)) =)) =)) =)) =))

"Does he look like a bitch?"

Nu cred ca mai e nevoie sa scriu cine a zis-o =))

City of angels :
"-I you'd known this was gonna happen, would you've done it?

-I would rather have had One breath of her hair...One kiss of her mouth...
One touch of her hand...Than an eternity without it.
ONE..."

sau Un film cu Nicholas Cage (cel in care nu putea el sa manance cu furculitele de inox caci nu suferea metalul in gura).

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger ... "

"I know what you are trying to do" --- Neo - Matrix
sau
"When Hell will be full the dead will walk on earh" - Dawn of the Dead(anii '80)
" - Are you a f***ing doctor?
- No, a f***ing nurse "
[Dawn of the Dead]

" Mi scuzi, mi scuzi"
[Eurotrip]

"And he brings his bitch to the Waffle Hut..." - The Ladykillers - Marlon Wayans

"My precious..." - Gollum - LOTR

"Bundy's are loosers, not quiters" -Al Bundy

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f**k do you think you're talking to?" (Robert De Niro - "Taxi Driver")

Robocop: I am going to kill you...
Kane: You just try.

(Robocop 2)

"-Gogule asta a intrat la inchisoare om normal si a iesit cu idei "
BD in actiune

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" [Tyler Durden - Fight Club]

Forest Gump
"Run Forest run !"

ma scuzati daca am repetat vre-o replica :)

"Swck me beautiful" - American Pie

"Wars are passing..but my soldiers are eternal" Triplu X 2

"What we do in life echoes in eternity " - Gladiator

Madagascar ~~ "Well this sucks..!?"

Butterfly Effect ~~~ "Listen here, fuckbag!"

Oh yes, there will be blood...
(SAW II)

"Nu trageti Dom' Semaca , sunt eu Lascarica!!!" Lascarica - Comisarul Moldovan

Dracula:-Are you ready to die?
Blade:-I was born ready,motherf****r!!!
(Blade III)

"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose" Yoda, Star Wars ep. 3

"Vanity...my favorite sin..." Devil's Advocate

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather

Supravietuitorul
"Un fleac.M-au ciruit!" adesea confundata cu "Un fleac i-am ciuruit!"(Traian Basescu 07 .12 .2009 "Cronici ale victoriei rasunatoare asupra Prostanacului")
Datimi voie sa va spun... e genial omu';)

Nobody puts Baby in a corner !!!! (Dirty Dancing)

O replica ce-mi tot revenea in minte dupa vizionarea filmului: "It's beyound my control!" - Dangerous Liaisons

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." Mr. Garrison-South Park

"How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves".(Paulie Wallnuts about snakes)

"You know not everything in the world is sinister... just practically everything. " Woody Allen

"You are a cynical crapehanger who always see the glass half-empty!No, you're wrong. I see the glass half full, but of poison." Woody Allen

revazut aseara atonement pe cinemax. imi scapase replica asta cruda pentru noi romanii :

"Never trust a sailor on dry land"

Nu stiu daca a mai scris-o cineva dar cu singuranta e o replica ce merita mentionata.
Life is not the amount of breaths you make, it’s the moments that take your breath away. (Hitch)

Probabil ca a mai fost scrisa pe aici, dar e una dintre replicile mele preferate:
Scent of a woman: "The day we stop looking is the day we die".

Hunter S. Thompson
 

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

Two and a half man - dialog intre Alan si Berta
 

Berta - Oh, Zippy.
I can't stand seeing you like this.
Alan - You going to Vegas, too?
Berta - I wish.
You know, I've been where you are.
Alan - What'd you do on the table?
Berta -No... I've been down and out.
I've lost everything, didn't know where my next meal was coming from.
Alan - Really?
Berta - Felt like I was all alone in the world.
No friends.
Nobody who gave a damn whether I lived or died.
Alan - What'd you do?
Berta - Well, first thing I did was pick myself up, dust myself off, and rat out my ex-boyfriend to the Feds.
Alan - You're kidding.
Berta - Got a $2,500 reward from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
Took that, and invested it in a pallet of counterfeit Jordache jeans, set up a booth at the Rose Bowl swap meet.
Made a killing.
Alan - Really?
Berta - Took those profits and opened up a little donut shop, across the street from a police station...
Can't miss, right?
Turns out, cops don't like paying for donuts.
Lost my ass.
Had to go to work cleaning toilets for strangers.
Alan - What's the point of this story?
Berta - I just wanted you to know I've had a colorful past.
Good night.
Alan - It was a hell of a story.

=)) =)) e putin mai lung acest dialog, dar face toti banii:D S08e05