http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxQpAlH5GA4

Nu aşa Bastus! Cu lacrimi!
Eu în nemernicia mea, ca un câine turbat.....

GENIAL!

"Did I thank you?"
"No"
"I will" (Desperado)

"Fire walk with me!" (Twin Peaks)

„De ce dai ma? De ce dai?..."


„Un fleac, m-au ciuruit!"

„Nu e rusine sa ceri de pomana, e rusine sa nu primesti"

Why So Serious!!!

"Life is a series of suicides, divorces, broken promises , children smashed, whatever."

Love Streams (1984) (trebuie sa vad acest film !!)

"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep..." (Telefon, Death Proof)

faine majoritatea.
din El secreto de sus ojos (le-am scos de pe wikipedia)

"A guy can change anything. His face, his home, his family, his girlfriend, his religion, his God. But there's one thing he can't change. He can't change his passion..." Sandoval

"Vei avea 1000 de trecuturi si niciun viitor" Morales

"How do you manage to live an empty life, how do you live a life full of nothing?"
Espósito

"Please ... Tell him ... Tell him to at least talk to me."
Gomez

nu subscriu la toate, dar mi-au placut

daca imi place scarface bineinteles ca "say hello to my little friend" :))

Family guy
 

Company Suck Up: Morning, Mr. Griffin! Nice Day!
Peter Griffin: Ehhh, It's a little cloudy.
Company Suck Up: Exactly! It's one of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees!
Peter Griffin: I hate the Yankees.
Company Suck Up: Pack of cheaters! That's what they are! I Love your tie!
Peter Griffin: I hate this tie.
Company Suck Up: It's awful, it's scotty, it's gotta go.
Peter Griffin: [pauses] And I hate myself.
Company Suck Up: I hate you, too! You make me sick, you fat sack o' crap!
Peter Griffin: But I'm the President.
Company Suck Up: The Best There Is!
Peter Griffin: But you just said you hated me!
Company Suck Up: [Begins to jiggle] But. Not. You. The President. That you. Said hated you. Who loved. Hate Yankees. Clouds.
[Head explodes, sending gadgets and wires everywhere] :D

40 days and 40 nights:

Erica: If I told you, "Don't think about the color red", what would you think about?
Matt: Sex.

- I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on.
- Way to go, Mr. Anderson. Two more and you break the company record!

Hannibal Lecter:I'm really considering in eating your wife''

radu1711
 

nu stiu ce replici sa dau pentru ca nu mi-a ramas niciuna in minte=)) =)) =)) =))

It's your dream, but it's my fantasy. Charmed
:x 8->

I love love. Charmed
:))

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."
"What a stupid lamb"
"What a sick and masochistic lion" (Twilight)

-What's wrong?
-It's been such a long time!
-Eight days.
-No. I looked for you a long time!

(din Moskva slezam ne verit (1980) sunt ultimile replici din film)
PS. originalele replici sunt in rusa dar putini o cunosc (de cand nu mai e obligatorie limba rusa la scoala :D )

How u doin` how`s your mother ( cu accent italienesc - Robeet De Niro - crima :)) )

**

WTF, dude? :|

"Se7en" :
-You're not trying to quit 'cause you believe those things, you're trying to believe those things 'cause you're quitting.

American Pie 2:
Stifler: Jim, you're the only guy I know who's dick needs an instruction manual.
:D

PS
Cand si cat timp a fost rusa obligatorie in scolile din Romania?

Istoria limbii ruse în România

* 1948 - Limba rusă e introdusă ca disciplină obligatorie de studiu.
* 1953 - Introducerea în limba română a ortografiei slavizate.
* 1963 - Se închid toate instituţiile prosovietice, limba rusă devine facultativă în învăţămînt.
Oraşul Stalin redevine Braşov.
* După 1989 - Limba rusă a fost eliminată treptat din programa şcolară datorită dezinteresului elevilor.

Aha, ma gandeam eu ca dupa '48 si nu mai mult de 15 ani. Oricum nu prea invata nimeni. :D

Bună, llila! Filmul de care spui are un titlu consacrat în limba română, iar replicile le poți traduce și tu. Cu tot respectul, postările de genul ăsta sunt grotești. :(

Jeux d'enfants (2003)


Julien Jeanvier: Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60.


Julien Jeanvier: [as Julien is fleeing from the police] Sophie was back in the game! Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!


Julien Jeanvier: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Aurélie Miller: Yes.
Julien Jeanvier: Naive.


Julien * 8 ans: [narrating] Friends are like eyeglasses. They make you look smart, but get scratched and then bore you. Luckily, sometimes, you get super cool glasses. Me... I've got Sophie!


School Principal: You can kiss Eden goodbye! Trouble awaits you...

„Bonasera.Bonasera.What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully ?”- Don Corlone(Marlon Brando) în Godfather.

There is a place .... Like no place on Earth....here is a place like no place on earth. Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a Hatter, which luckily I am. (Alice in Wonderland)

This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish. (bad boys)

If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?! (dexter)

„I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse”.- Don Vito Corleone(Marlon Brando) în The Godfather.

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. (Snatch)

moromete/ cocosila

dar de ce a fugit fratioare.....!!!!!??? ce ...incet nu putea sa mearga !! :(

"Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left." (JFK si, mult mai amuzant in Seinfeld:D )

Nash: Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

A Beautiful Mind (2001)

Simpsons- The Movie
 

Russ Cargill:

"Damn it! Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft."

EPA Official:

"Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power."

Russ Cargill:

"Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you!"

In the Loop
 

Malcolm Tucker: "Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!

Richard 'Rick' Blaine-Casablanca


one of the best

"The eyes are the nipples of the face. "
Anna Faris as Shelley in The House Bunny. :D

fuck you! va spune ceva? cred ca este in toate filmele politiste americane!si nu numai politiste...

Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso in That '70s Show. :P

Michel Poiccard: There's no need to lie. It's like poker. The truth is best. The others still think you're bluffing, so you win.

Patricia Franchini: What is your greatest ambition in life?
Parvulesco: To become immortal... and then die.

Patricia Franchini: We're hiding like elephants when they're happy.

Michel Poiccard: [to Patricia] All right, I'll count to 8, and if you haven't smiled, I'll strangle you.

À bout de souffle (1960)

Replici din Cu sufletul la gură în engleză...
Mi-e :"> de :">a ta!

Edward Cole: I envy people who have faith, I just can't get my head around it.
Carter Chambers: Maybe because your head's in the way.

Carter Chambers: Edward, I've had baths that were deeper than you.

The Bucket List (2007)

"Bila jednom jedna zamlja (Once upon a time... there was a country)" (Underground)

„Mulțumesc. (pauză de zece secunde) Iartă-mă.” (Hana-bi)

(Vezi aici, de la 2:50, cu mențiunea că traducerea lor e greșită și nu are legătură cu deznodământul filmului.)

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. (Barfly, 1987)

The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. (Waking Life, 2001)

I feel like committing suicide, but I've got so many problems, that wouldn't solve them all.

She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs! (Anything Else. 2003)

I'm single, available, with the soul of a black man. (Deconstructing Harry, 1997)

Intrigant că nu a fost postat monologul de mai jos pînă acum.
Are-o tentă grotească? Probabil.. , însă felul în care personajul le simte și le transmite
le face speciale , pe mine m-au lăsat cu un zîmbet dulce-amărui.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade:

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Pacino a luat Oscarul pentru acest rol în Scent Of A Woman.

Șarmantul Hopckins în Meet Joe Black :

William Parrish: L

ove is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

William Parrish:

I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we're all together, and you're mine for a night. And I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, "I don't want anything more." Sixty-five years. Don't they go by in a blink?

Poate din cauza ca sunt prea lungi sa fie memorabile ;)

nu cred ca are ceva lungimea , firul rosu oricum se intipareste in memorie ;-)

''If you keep this up u'll turn up a bitch just like ur mother'' Lester din ''American Beauty''

Da, ideea, ai dreptate, dar mie mi-e greu sa imi amintesc exact din memorie un citat asa lung dintr-un film. Cel mai lung, pe care l-am memorat intentionat dupa ce l-am cautat intr-o biblie in engleza a fost cel din Pulp Fiction (m-a ajutat si faptul ca am vazut filmul foarte des): "And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you" (am citat din memorie, dar nu sunt sigura ca finalul e exact :"> :) )

Oricum, frumoase citatele date de tine.;)

Eugene Simonet''And anyway for what it's worth i'm grading you for the effort not for the result''
'Trevor McKinney'I don't care about the grade .I just wanted to see if the world can really change''
Din filmul ''Pay it forward''