I'd like to meet her killer guitar...

i'd like to take a photo o' them sitting ducks...and prove the fact that ducks have knees!!!

(riiight)

She likes those german men who sport arrogant eyebrows and smokin' cigars.

Nae will surely disagree.

polish rather than german. (should i listen to some wagner now and get the urge of invading?)

disagree of what?

of your liking cross-bred polish-german men.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

just jealous because of his non-german-polish roots.... sorry pal.

Nae's answers are always right as rain.

But isn't it a fact that even old peasants can predict rain?

from the abyss of old wisdom, wisely said.. sometimes witty and thoroughly incisive

always polite and nice, smily, happy and crazy.... (i cannot stress the last thing too much!)

uhm...

(@Nae: vezi bah ce frumos vorbesc de tine?)

cea mai supraponderala loveable hugable rapeable tarfa masculina. daca n-as fi eu as vrea sa fiu el (how's that for a compliment?). Nightwane, you make me wanna be a better man.

benny, you make me wanna be a better zombie and a better bathrobe ;)

daca as fi fost o banana, as fi vrut ca tu sa ma decojesti

Daca nu as fi avut cainele cu Ghetto Blaster pe posheta, as fi vrut sa te am pe tine.

daca ar exista unicorni, ar avea fata ta.

Daca ar exista barbati slabi pe lumea asta, sigur ar fi ca tine.

daca o armata de maimute turbate ar vrea sa-mi fure kebab-ul tu ai fi singurul care m-ar apara.

daca sfarcurile mele nu ar fi deja ocupate, tu ai fi cel care mi le-ar suge non stop.

daca isus ar veni din nou pe pamant ti-ar da tie un sms inainte

daca yahoo messenger ar avea smiley de sex oral, tu ai fi singurul caruia i l-as trimite.

daca nu as fi mancat niste jeleuri ursuleti acum, te-as fi mancat pe tine

daca n-as fi fost la o sala de net, te-as fi lasat sa ma vezi gol prin webcam.

i could fondle you till you beg for mercy

daca n-as avea pantaloni pe mine, te-as lasa sa ma papi.

daca univerul ar fi un pic mai mare, ar fi cat tine. I love you a whole supernova full of love.

A avut niste glumite bune in schimbu de replici plici peste buci cu Nightwane (care a prestat si el, de altfel).

Când stai cu el la o bere, din minut în minut îti zici: "Cum, mä? Tipu' ästa marfä-i Ambra Blu DE PE FORUM??? :huh: "

Hambra mi-a gazduit horroarele la el in iconoclast prima oara. Ceea ce e de bine!
Si pitbull...cacat...am zis prea multe despre el pana acum. Mi-e lene...voi muri...

Eram in baie si nu era hartie igienica, dar mi-a dat nightwane tricoul lui. And then he broke my heart by moving to spaine.

(inspirat din fapte reale)

este atat de illiterate incat nu stie sa scrie Spain corect. :love:

.e un porc sadomasochist mizerabil. :) slavit fie numele lui! si la multi ani,ba!

mersi la fel ba da' ziua mea a fost acu un car de ani. a ta a fost acu un car mai mic de ani. sa traiesti ba si sa nu-ti fure nimeni the pot'o gold.

.nu conteaza cand tz'a fost ziua noi sa fim sanatosi :P .cine umbla la "potu' meu de gold" ii rup manutele din solduri. ;) mai putin daca e fata...

sa treci cu bine si de iarna asta. lasa-l dracu de tarot ca it's a load of horse pucky.

.sa iti dea domnul numai bukkake-uri(am scris bine? ;) ) hogtie-uri si inele cromate in sfarcurile cui vrei tu.... :happy: m-am documentat special pentru mesajul asta.

sa-ti dea domnu' numa concerte de buzuki culminate cu un piss-bukkake. :love:

you're my idol!

you're my idol!

essor has good taste. :D

nae pare a fi un oftalmolog/oculist foarte talentat.

if i ever need eye surgery, or eye transplant, or eye-screm, la el ma voi duce... in cehia sau greoerlanda or smth.

ogto is funny-bright-quick, funny-bright-quick, funny-bright-quick... LED-like!

PS 'essor has good taste'!?! well, i guess the concept of 'taste' has suffered fatal damage...

un domn cu cioculetz (mai nou), elegant, cool & rafinat.

He's a nice guy, but obviously blind.

e n is obsessively blind, therefore nice (provided he stay that way!) ;)

Provided he stayS that way. StayS not stay.

And to be nice, I'll just say that spelling is the least of his worries.

E N is special. Special as in Special Olympics

Maestra in arta halatului metafizic.

:w00t:

Benny are organul necesar sa patrunda problema transcedentala a HALATULUI
& Jey is still sweet - even after he broke my(our) heart(s)

[quote="Mala Portugal"
& Jey is still sweet - even after he broke my(our) heart(s)[/quote]
I didin't broke your heart... I told u I broke out with her...