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rasu-plansu.
jumatate din elementele de pe lista asta inseamna saracie cronica. cealalta jumatate sunt carente culturale. hai, care mai radeti ? |
francezii? :D
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GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so >> what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: .. Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!! |
Ziceti-mi si mie care e explicatia. Tre' sa fie una logica.
http://www.magie.bro.ro/ P.S.: stiu ca se repeta simbolurile ;) , da' se cam potriveste. |
creepy...
man, nu stiu, astept un clarvazator sa ma lumineze da macar sa nu ma mai roage sa incer din nou :P |
ba somebody come with an explanation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bäga-mi-as pu-la...! :w00t:
Bäi, mi-a nimerit trei, a ratat unu', si pe urmä iar a nimerit trei! Dau o bere la cine-mi zice! |
Gataaa, m-am prins! M-AM PRINS!!! In doar 11 minute! :D
Nimic mai simplu! Deci, el îti cere sä alegi un numär de douä cifre si sä scazi din el suma cifrelor. Dar operatia asta îti poate da, INDIFERENT CE NUMERE de la 10 la 99 îti alegi, doar un numär LIMITAT de rezultate, iar alea sunt: 8, 9, 18, 21, 26, 27, 36, 38, 45, 54, 63, 64, 72, 81, 94 Asa cä programul pune de fiecare datä ACELASI SIMBOL în dreptul numerelor astea, iar în rest, simboluri aiurea. Si-ti aratä simbolul cu pricina! Isteatä treabä - pân-o bunghesti! :P Hai, copii, berile pe interval! Deci, Ghitza, Bulumulu si Cinemania, da? ASTEPT! ;) (A, si cu ocazia asta, väd c-am fäcut 2000 de mesaje. Asa cä särbätoriti-mä si pe mine, ce pielea mea!) |
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Asta-i SADISM curat! :((
La patru doosunu a-em, el îmi aratä POZE cu halbe de bere. :shock: Bulangiule! :( Scârtzane! :o UNGURULE! :x Huo. :sick: |
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OLE! LUMINA :w00t: ! Credeam ca v-am bagat in ceata :P . Berile se amana pentru vara. Acum s-ar potrivi mai bine un vin fiert. YAM YAM MMMMMMMMM
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
ºmecheria era cã el schimbã la fiecare apãsare simbolurile în dreptul multiplilor de 9 (care sunt aceleaºi), restul simbolurilor pãstrîndu-se. p.s. explicaþia nu-mi aparþine. |
Originally Posted by Leonard:
Eu regula cu multiplii lui 9 n-o stiam (karma mea vrea sä fiu clei la mate), asa cä am procedat empiric, si pânä la urmä am väzut numerele de pe listä unde apare simbolul "magic". Dar dacä te uiti bine, vezi cä toti multiplii lui 9 sunt printre ele. Deci, pe lângä ei, el a pus si 8, 21, 38, 64, 94, la derutä. Parshivache, bäiatu'! @Ghitza: hai cu vinu' fiert - da' REAL, nu virtual/digital! :P |
Pai atunci s-o punem de o intalnire. Propun weekend-ul viitor sa avem timp sa ne adunam. Cine mai doreste, cine mai pofteste sa se anunte.
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Originally Posted by obvious:
wow... hardcore. geniale. (merg si pe 16mm...ce zici?) |
whaddya mean?
(absolut genial, da...) |
Originally Posted by Pitbull:
daca o cereai si tu prin alta parte...da' asa la copy-pasteuri...ce sa-i fac?! gotta stick to the topic |
Uite, vezi, ästa e cusuru' täu: prea le iei pe toate la modu' literal! Ce, adicä explicatia mea a fost un "copy-paste"? Eu am cugetat cu capu' meu de pe UMERE, ciocoflendere, sä vä scap pe voi de angoase!
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Originally Posted by obvious:
meaning, daca merita filmate... ceva, scurt-metraje de genu asta... (ya know, have to at some point.... soon) |
Originally Posted by Pitbull:
oricum, amicei cãreia i-am dat linkul i-a luat 7 minute sã-ºi dea seama ºi sã-mi explice pe loc, dupã ce la 4 minute îmi zisese 'what the fuck?'. |
right-o...pai da.DA! hehe.... 8)
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HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?
> One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an > increase in his salary!! > Dear Bo$$ > > In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you > $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much > $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will > gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. > > > Your$ $incerely, > > Norman $oh > > The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: > > > Dear NOrman, > I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has > changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably > well > as yet. > NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt > sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the > NOvember > presidential elections things may turn bad. > I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. > Yours truly, > Manager |
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Cica vine sarbatoarea aia misto, SF Valentin.Daca va bucurati ca si mine, check this out
http://www.meish.org/vd/ |
Originally Posted by Pitbull:
la mai multe mesaje, maestre... berea se serveste eventual cel mai devreme de pasti, sau pe-aici anytime :D wilkommen :happy: |
from the daily helpdesk work...
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... ****** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ." Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on my desk... Sorry... ****** Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ****** Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates darn it! ****** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it... ****** Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you. ****** Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. ****** Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: Okay. Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes. Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work! ****** Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ****** A customer couldn't get on the Internet: Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ****** Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ****** Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! ******* Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? |
www.jodi.org
wwwwwwwww.jodi.org asdfg.jodi.org 404.jodi.org 7061.jodi.org oss.jodi.org map.jodi.org sod.jodi.org a se vedea si view source;) |
http://asciiomatic.bonvga.net/
mai era un site cu clipuri din filme in asciii - printre care si scena treptelor din potemkin, da nu-l mai gasesc :(( |
S-a ales guvernul japonez ! Guvernul reprezinta o coalitie formata din 3 partide politice: -KOYOSHI -WAKARI -FUTUTSHI cu urmatoarea componenta:
Prim Ministru MAFUTURA KUTOTSI Ministru de razboi NAKOTORU KAOSU Ministru apararii TUKUSULA MAOMORI Ministru de interne FUTUSGURA TASHAMATI Prim adj. Dept. Moravuri HOKUTATA YAKUBOTU Secretar de Stat NABAG0 SHINDOSU Ministru de Externe NAWAKURU SHIKUTOTU Secretar de stat ODAGATA KUBAROSU Ministrul Finantelor YASUTASHI NAONOCHI Prim adjunct YOKUSUTA TAMAPISHI |
ai uitat de ministrul culturii: MICUTSO CEKURAI
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Din Ciclu " Fraþii lor sunt mai imbecili decât ai noºtrii"
Sper ca saracul little brother s-o fi rãzbunat pânã acu...in a way http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...kKGxaol4qws%A8 |
Jurnalul unui taliban
Luni: Mã bligdizezg. Marti: A venid bãiadu vecinului la mine în gurde, mi-a vurad o vagã ji mi-a omorâd gãdzelu. Miercuri: Am omorâd eu bãiadu. Joi: A venid dadãl bãiadului la mine gu doadã vamilia ji gu doade rudele zã mã omoare. Vineri: I-am omorâd eu be dodzi. Sâmbãtã:* S-a adunad dod zadul în vadza gazei mele zã mã izgoneazgã din zad. Duminicã: Am omorâd eu dod zadul. Luni: Iar mã bligdizezg... |
Fight Club Remake: http://www.twitchfilm.net/archives/004962.html
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inca una geniala pentru toti boii care se apuca sa posteze la random:
http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou |
It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little
Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came. http://astroguy.org/outpost/teacher7.htm |
Originally Posted by Bulumulu:
:D |
Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda.
Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... ma i important este sa ai telefonul celui care stie. Este bine sa lasi bautura ... insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o. Inteligenta ma urmareste ... dar eu sunt mai rapid. Fugi de tentatii ... dar incet, sa te poata ajunge. A studia inseamna a te indoi de inteligenta colegului de birou. Alcoolul omoara incet incet ... nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc. Exista doua cuvinte care i ti deschid multe usi ... trage si impinge. |
O zi obisnuita de lucru
Te trezesti, Nokia, Colgate, Nescafe, Hochland, Orbit. Renault, Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia. McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Orbit. Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia. Renault. Tuborg. Tuborg. Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg. Nokia... Nokia. Durex. Colgate. Te culci. |
DICÞIONAR ROMÂN-ROMÂN
ACRU – Unitate de mãsurã a acrelii. Ex: am o soþie de 3 acri ºi o soacrã de 5 ACTRIÞÃ – Matriþã pentru fabricarea acelor A GENERALIZA – Verb mai mare în grad decît "a coloneliza" ALIDADA – Fratele mai mic al lui Ali-Baba (pe fratele mijlociu, din respect pentru dumneavoastrã, nu-l amintim) APOPLEXIE – Stare de disconfort creatã de apa provenitã de la vecin, neconvenþional, prin tavan BIROCRAÞIE – Democraþie originalã, bazatã pe încasarea cît mai multor biruri, cam ca la noi BULDOZER – Aparat sofisticat utilizat la repartizarea în fiecare litru de sifon a 163.172.249+3 bule de CO 2 CIMBRU – Marcã poºtalã din Banat CONTRADICÞIE – Ceva împotriva dicþiei, spre exemplu cãluºul DOGMÃ – "ªi ce rasã zici cã e cîinele ãsta?" EXTRACTOR – Fost tractor la C.A.P., actualmente piese de schimb în Turcia EVADAT – Rãspuns pentru "Cine dat þie mãr, Adam?" FÃÞIª – Îndemn adresat celor mici FURCULIÞÃ – Mãrturisire fãcutã în instanþã GHINION – Variantã moldoveneascã pentru ardelenescul "Bine, Ioane" MERITORIU – Teritoriul ocupat de livada de meri MILA – Pereche de note muzicale folositã la mãsurarea distanþelor; se cunosc: mila terestrã, mila marinã ºi mila publicã NASTURE – Plasture pentru nas PITON – Peºte a cãrui lungime declaratã se obþine din cea realã prin înmulþire cu 3,14 PASPARTU – Salut adresat de gazdã, la plecare, unui gurmand autoinvitat de Revelion PLASTURE – Nasture din material plastic SARCINA – "Dupã cum arãþi, ar trebui sã sari ºi prînzul!" SCARABEU – Cetãþean ce locuieºte la bloc, pe scara a doua; din aceeaºi familie de cuvinte se cunosc scaraceu ºi scaradeu TRACTOR – Actor cu mult trac. ÞURÞUR – Sunetul soneriei, iarna YETI – Filmul lui Spielberg, "E.T.", pe ecranele Iaºiului Horia Criºan & Alimpie Sevastian ("Râsu' Lumii", 2/1990, 11/1990, 14/1990, 9/1995, 1/1996) BATALION – Fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe BIRMANIA – Predispoziþie maladivã a unui ministru de finanþe de a pune noi taxe ºi impozite CASCÃ – Ordin pe care comandantul îl dã militarilor cu puþin timp înainte de culcare COLONEL – Intestinul subþire HAITI – Grupuri de lupi flãmînzi care bîntuie prin judeþul Botoºani LIBERTATEA – Privilegiu de care se bucurã PRESEI un ziarist la ieºirea din închisoare MAIOR – Turist care bate drumurile cu maiul MOLIERE – Cutiuþe în care se pãstreazã naftalina POLIÞIA CÃLARE – Echipaj al Poliþiei care se ocupã cu violurile TIMIDÃ – Femeie care foloseºte în orice împrejurare furculiþa TIR – Camion turcesc în care ºoferul ÎNCRUCIªAT dezleagã integrame împreunã cu o fetiþã rãtãcitã prin parcare TUN – Victoria finalã în asediul unei bãnci Mihai Frunzã ("Þeapa", 2/1998, 3/1998) AMPULÃ – Amintiri din tinereþe GARGARÃ – Boalã parlamentarã MUCOASÃ – Posibilã purtãtoare de SIDA, în jur de 16 ani SIFILIS – Munca de Sisif a lui Lis MÎNCÃRIME – Creaþii ale poeþilor ardeleni, în versuri albe: mîncã rime DIABET – Boalã plinã de afecþiune, care te duce cu zãhãrelul ºi-n final… îþi face felul! Ananie Gagniuc ("Þeapa", 4–5/1999) FUSAR – Husar fustangiu GARDENIE – Legãturã de rudenie între un tip isteþ ºi un gard; zicãtoare popularã: "înalt ca bradu' ºi prost ca gardu" GHERILÃ – Un moº simpãticuþ care dãruieºte copiilor din Cambodgia, Honduras ºi Peru cadouri drãguþe: mitraliere, pistoale, grenade, mortiere… HOLDING – Sistem de alarmã pentru holuri LEªINÃ – Pe unde merge le tren NATRABT – Trabant aflat pe linia de montaj, neasamblat NASOL – Amintiri despre viitor RATEU – Pateu din carne de raþã TUTUN – A-armã de-de-de a-a-artilerie AIUREA – Loc bine determinat spre care ne îndreptãm ALOPECIE – Cãderea pãrului, de pildã cînd pomul este lovit cu toporul la rãdãcinã ALTERCAÞIE – Schimb de cuvinte cu parul BASCÃ – Femeie din Pirinei, cu marginile îndoite înãuntru CELULOZÃ – Boalã cãpãtatã în închisoare COMBINEZON – Lenjerie uºoarã, transparentã, purtatã de lucrãtorii de pe combine DIHOR – Pîrþ cu blanã HERMAFRODIT – Fetiþ care este bãiatã LEUCEMIE – Cancerul monedei naþionale MOPS – Cîine care a fãcut ceva box la viaþa lui SCUMPETE – Termen drãgãstos adresat femeii iubite în inflaþie SOPRAN – Cîntãreþ cu alea mici, mici ÞÎNÞAR – Pãsãri de casã la Dracula ÞÎÞÃ – Sîn care nu ne mai place VEDETÃ – Navã micã de rãzboi care se bucurã de o deosebitã popularitate |
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Originally Posted by Supastar:
how sad! durex doar 1/zi, si numai seara... :(( |
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Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and
an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be either a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in senior management." |
E-te, cucu!
Era parlamentar toatä ziua! |
"It's not all hearts and flowers. Romantic love, that feeling of euphoria we expect in the West, is a lower priority among some in places such as India and Taiwan. Photographer Jodi Cobb scoured the globe to document how people define love and how it fits into their lives."
"That thing called love" http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/n...ultimedia.html |
cine vrea un link tare?
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