Si in al doilea rind de o parasuta.

E dificil cu decupajul, avem nevoie de Amydon aici, ca daca intzepi prezervativul cu foarfeca se raspadeshte mormolocii si dupa aia trebuie luatzi de coditza unu cate unu.

Merge si o stewardesa cu sexperientza ca si astea shtiu sa sara.

Daca sunt mormoloci ii prindem cu navodul liliput!

Hehehe. Deci d-aia tre' sa faci nod la prezervativ, ca sa nu fuga soriceii? sa inteleg deci ca coitu' e o reiterare a conflictului ancestral dintre soarece si 'pussy'?

N-ai spus ca tipa e obiectu' fix?Sau faci un spot unisex?!

Ba da, man. Fata sta in pat ca sta bine acolo. Pa stewardesa o folosim in loc de parashuta ca ele, stewardesele, e ca pisica, oricum le arunci intotdeauna cad intre picioare.

Nu uita ca "pussy" e prima unealta folosita de femeie in castigarea existentei!

Cryule cata incredere ai tu in femei!Stewardesa ca pisica,zici?Daca zboara si nu mai aterizeaza?!Pierzi toti banii!

Stai linishtit ca avem un cascador sa o dubleze pe stewardesa in momentele dificile, de exemplu cand o intreaba cineva cum o cheama!

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Intuiesti vreo fractura linguala?

Au astia de la tarom nishte babaciuni la bord de iti vine sa deschizi geamul si sa cobori din mers. Mai bine iei un Mig, desi constructia avionului nu permite zborul nici macar cu ushile inchise.


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Viitorul suna ocupat.

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Nu mai folosi Taromul!Mai bine un MALEV-e mai ieftin si are si "dotari corespunzatoare"!

Deci sa inteleg ca pina la urma o sa faceti reclama la TAROM?

Exact!Reclama pt. TAROM-noul vibrator!

Io n-am inteles-o pe-aia cu 'Masculan' - ' nu stringe pasaroiul'.

How a dog starves to death. Please don't read this on a full stomach.

Dogs are tough. They don't die quickly.

Locked in a backyard without food, a dog starts to use up his body fat.

After that, his body starts to diggest muscle tissue.

By three weeks he is desperate to find anything, anything at all to relieve his excrutiating hunger pains.

That's when he starts to eat wood, his own faeces and, if he's locked in with other animals, the flesh of the dead.

From this appetising menu, he picks up severe gastric infections and tape worms in the intestine.

Vomiting and diarrhoea will rid the body of any nutrition the tape worms may miss.

Now severely weakened, he begins to pick up recurrent skin infections.

Some are so virulent that his frantic scratching reduces his skin to a bloody mess. (One vet, seeing a dog in this condition, thought at first it had been stabbed).

It's at this point, with all fat and muscle tissue gone, that his kidneys and liver start to fail.

As unclean blood reaches his brain, he becomes disorientated.

He stumbles and falls over continually.

There is a lot of vomiting.

Just stomach froth and bile now.

With no flesh to warm him his temperature gradually drops.

Despite his confusion, the dog seems to understand what's going to happen.

He finds a quiet place to lie down. And waits.

He will be dead within 24 hours.

(Extraordinarily, even at this point, if he sees his owner, he will still try to lift his head and wag his tail).

Sometimes this agonising process can take a few weeks.

But because most neglectful owners tend to throw their pets the odd scrap of food, it's much more likely to go on for months. Even years.

Happily, Red the boxer, pictured here, was rescued by the RSPCA just a few days before this became his life story.

Hundreds of dogs last year weren't so lucky.

We're sorry you have to read something so distressing.

Our hope is that by writing it, we'll make some people sorry they cause it.

Neglect is cruelty.

(Agentie: Abbott Mead Vickers/ BBDO London
Client: RSPCA)

Preferam un basm despre canibali,nu un caine chinuit de enterocolita!

Eu acceptam chiar si o poveste cu canibali loviti de enterocolita.

Socant... Sa fie prezentarea necosmetizata a realitatii ultimul racnet in publicitate? Ma gandesc si la spoturile gen Public Service, legate de conducerea preventiva, dupa vizionarea carora te simti ca dupa defuncta emisiune reflectii rutiere. Incerc sa-mi imaginez cum ar fi aratat spotul "eu nu am sa bat niciodata covoare"... :-?