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bremen1980 17 Apr 2012 10:46

In timp ce noi ciocneam oua rosii ,robotelul asta micut zbura singurel prin spatiu cu un singur gand : Marte . Doar 110 de zile si 20 de ore pana cand Curiosity o sa ajunga (cu bine speram ) la destinatie .
Atunci o sa ciocnim asa : Curiosity a amartizat ! Cu adevarat a amartizat ! B-)

Namaste 18 Apr 2012 09:45

Răspuns halucinant la întrebarea "Aţi ţinut post?"

Quote:

- Aţi ţinut post?
- Deocamdată pot să spun că nu...este un post ocazional pentru că divulgaritatea umanistică a unui om s-ar putea retuşa pe un blastom al nonșalanţei nonconformistice întru Jean Calvin, numa' că această republistică interumană s-ar putea repudia pe-un anumit tronson umanitar. Aş vrea ca totul în această zi a unui prohod pe care divinitatea interumană se putea codifica. O împărtăşanie pură s-ar putea restructura pe-un anumit disconfort plurirenascentistic umanitar. Eu am venit ca să confirm, sunt într-o urbanistică, într-o cazuistică medicală a unui univers transvers şi eu am luat o sfântă împărtăşanie situs inversus, într-un nonşalant neconformism sub Jean Calvin şi, nu ştiu, dacă dvs aveţi pledoaria ca să-mi oferiţi această continenţă parasinuisoidală pe care niciodată acest univers situs inversus ar putea reconstitui...


Say what?!

jansic 18 Apr 2012 12:38

(aberaţie)

No. 1 fan


vave 01 May 2012 15:30

Ungur la noi este?


Presedintele 02 May 2012 21:15

Rapunzel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2btbpvezs4
Hello! Maineimiz Pedro. Aichilevribadi for sampesos. Bat iuar maifrend endaichiliu fornasssssssing! :D

vave 03 May 2012 21:45

Coffee anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HixnJXMSpvo

["It's hard to put a price on never having to blink again" și încă o replică ce mi-a plăcut mult "Look Johny, back in my days, we only had three meals. We had ankles."]

Presedintele 03 May 2012 23:24

Pe bune???????????????? Chiar pe asta?????????/

vave 04 May 2012 09:26

Poftim ce mesaj primesc de bună dimineața. :)))

"sunteti barbat sau femeie? la summer crush ba cand vreti sa va f_t_ti cu o femeie ba cu un barbat"

Presedintele 04 May 2012 15:12

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Si asemenea specimen credeai tu ca-s io? =))

vave 05 May 2012 10:49


bremen1980 05 May 2012 10:58

Tarzan a rămas cu liana in mână .
http://www.evz.ro/detalii/stiri/scri...tml#comentarii

Presedintele 10 May 2012 15:19

Fata de la Meteo:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18023552

Malombra 11 May 2012 11:32

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/102722

păcat că nu au căutat și la români.

bremen1980 11 May 2012 11:47

- 86 ZILE / 19 ORE / 30 MINUTE

Malombra 11 May 2012 11:59


Rapteleum 12 May 2012 14:04

Originally Posted by jansic:

(aberaţie)

No. 1 fan



Aberatie sau nu Chuck Norris este o LEGENDA fie daca lumea face glume pe seama lui!
Chucky o singura batalie a piedut cu BRUCE LEE!

vave 14 May 2012 20:22

Dacă ar poza cum pozează sexul feminin:


vave 15 May 2012 10:49


vave 18 May 2012 15:51


Presedintele 18 May 2012 16:04


vave 19 May 2012 13:48

Tea anyone?

charles 20 May 2012 02:40




aniela07 24 May 2012 10:36

Va aparea The Great Gatsby 3D. :-S

White1 24 May 2012 10:42

:)) Asta ar trebui sa contrazica vorba aia cu "o imagine face cat 1000 de cuvinte".

bremen1980 24 May 2012 12:33

Inca un ''amarat ''care fura din magazine :

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Silicon-...ews-15306.html

bremen1980 24 May 2012 13:40

Inca o cantareata care s-a sinucis . Pacat de ea dar daca se uita cineva pe pagina ei o putea ajuta cu adresa unui psiholog :-S .
http://www.click.ro/vedete/romanesti...400859910.html

http://www.dianaspanu.ro/biografie.html

Namaste 29 May 2012 08:43

du hast polka? :))

aniela07 02 Jun 2012 18:06

Polanski a facut o reclama pentru Prada.

Prada -A Therapy

Namaste 14 Jun 2012 09:14

directing, it's in your bones

Nekkyosha 16 Jun 2012 09:17

My life was a lie!
 
Intr-un univers paralel...
http://www.movopia.com/

redmen 20 Jun 2012 01:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_SP...eature=related

Pupaila 20 Jun 2012 21:59

Draga Redmen,
Cred ca aspectul de rasism tine mai mult de cei cativa ani petrecuti pe acasa,bine e probabil sa iti schimbi parerea cand intervine autoeducatia dar deja vorbim de ceva mult mai complex.

charles 22 Jun 2012 01:27

http://www.openculture.com/freemoviesonline

Chambord 22 Jun 2012 15:14

Util link. Ar trebui mutat la Film in general.

charles 27 Jun 2012 16:04

The Mpemba Effect
http://hermes2012.org/index.php?opti...1&I temid=173

White1 30 Jun 2012 02:10

Nu stiu cati dintre voi sunteti familiarizati cu review-urile lui Mr.Plinkett dar din punctul meu de vedere nu poti ignora un om care isi incepe prezentarea episodului unu din Star Wars cu fraza: "Star Wars Episode One was the biggest disappointment since my son":

charles 01 Jul 2012 23:55

http://www.ted.com/talks/beeban_kidr...l?quote =1677

MariaMona 02 Jul 2012 22:17

Foarte fain program! N-ar strica asa ceva nici la noi.

Mercutio 03 Jul 2012 05:56

am fost aseara la spiderman. nu sariti sa ma acuzati, din obligatie am fost, au vrut ai mei sa-l vada.
de ce se fac in prezent filme asa de lungi? nu e deajuns ca e prost, trebuie sa mai fie si lung.
era si in 3d + imax - cele mai agresive inventii la adresa spectatorului de cand exista cinemaul.
la fel sunetul. ce moda tampita cu zgomotele alea de tobe sau ce dracu or fi, alea care suna ca o usa metalica de hala industriala trantita cu forta de te trezeste din morti. chipurile, acesti prodigiosi autori de filme dupa benzi desenate, vor sa-ti arate ca se intampla ceva grav pe ecran. grav pe naiba, ca daca n-ar introduce hodorogelile respective te-ar apuca somnul. (:|

chuckyfan 03 Jul 2012 21:20

http://www.catavencii.ro/Melodie-a-l...at_0_4767.html

=))

bremen1980 10 Jul 2012 18:42

26 zile / 12 ore /48 minute pana cand Curiosity amartizeaza

chuckyfan 15 Jul 2012 11:30

o persoană de pe un tracker ( nu românesc ) a primit o scrisoare de la ISP cum că e acuzat de piraterie sau ceva de genu' și a întrebat pe forumul trackerului ce ar trebui să facă.

unul din răspunsuri, care e foarte util pentru oricare viitoare chestii de genu'=))

Quote:

Just my 2 cents, but Slithis don't listen to any of the preposterous advice in this thread!!!
Don't DENY anything, since that's a sign of cooperation. This is the worst thing You can do!!!

Plead ignorance, but only as a last resort... first there's a whole bunch of tricks You can use.
Burn, or better yet; EAT the letters You get from Your ISP. & for gods sake Don't answer the phone! Ever!

Have all Your "unsafe" material on an external, portable drive that You can easily take out the backdoor & bury in Your backyard.
This is safer than shoving the HDD up Your ass, since You never know if You're going to be subjugated to a full cavity search.

But first things first:

Purchase a security door with a judas-hole & peek into that everytime anyone knocks (You've disassembled the door bell)
Don't open the door, even if it's the Jehovas witnesses who have come to discuss "the lord" over a cup of coffee.
If it is Your relatives, just tell them (via the mailslot) to : "Fuck off for christ's sake!!! just fucking leave!!!"
They could just as well be feds in disguise, You never know... ...either way, if they're not, better be safe than sorry.
You can always tell those fucking bastards at the interrogation later that You hate Your relatives.

But first they have to get in the house...

Make sure to reinstall Your whole system by the time the pigs starts to work on the door with a battering ram.
If it's a well secured door, with all kinds of bolts & latchworks, You will have enough time to install the OS & basics.

If one of Your friends (this is hypothetical. I don't know if You have any friends) takes a leak in a nearby shrubbery
& yells on top of his lungs : - GESTAPO!!! ...this will confuse them a bit & in the general commotion
of trying to chase him down the street, this will also help & give You sufficient time for the reinstallation of Your system.

By the time they come barging in with teargas & knightsticks
You'll be sitting quietly just making some drawings of flowers & kittens in MS-paint.

If they have any questions, just say that You have a tinnitus problem & have to wear earplugs.
The standard respons to ANY question would be: - WHAT???

As for the rest; if they take Your computer to a lab & confirms traces of copyright infringment,
just blame the ISP & explain to those fascist swine in a piercing falsetto that You have had Your internet connection phished
& that those fucking commie bastards @ Your ISP have ignored Your complaints from day one.

Or You could just get another ISP... because the ones You have are fucking cunts anyway


Valex 19 Jul 2012 13:08

e poftim educatie :))

bremen1980 31 Jul 2012 21:23

Titlul asta chiar ca te pune pe ganduri : ''How to “unfriend” a Facebook friend without really unfriending them'' :-O :-/ :( :-O

http://heresthethingblog.com/2012/01...d-unfriending/

bremen1980 06 Aug 2012 10:12

Curiosity a amartizat cu bine !!! .
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/ms...20120805c.html

Il asteptam si pe Colin Farrell sa ajunga acolo .:))

omudindulap 06 Aug 2012 14:25



Nekkyosha 06 Aug 2012 22:32

Doua mari natiuni olimpice ale minunatului sport

bremen1980 07 Aug 2012 10:10

Asteptam si indieni .:P

victor 07 Aug 2012 11:00

cine n-are chinezi sa-si cumpere!

bremen1980 07 Aug 2012 11:05

Originally Posted by victor:

cine n-are chinezi sa-si cumpere!

Cum zice tata :cine n-are batrani sa-i cumpere si cine are sa- i ciomageasca "
O chinezoaica la vremea ei ,face cat zeci negri mititei .:))


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